Chris Perfett
@perfett.bsky.social
News Anchor @ Fox Sports Radio. Formerly 10 years podcasting for SB Nation on the Lions. USC Annenberg alum. Making tiki drinks. "Go Loins." Ask me about my very big cat.
https://www.twitch.tv/nodekaf
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superbowl ads for some reason
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
superbowl ads for some reason
We’re just gonna be watching offenses that settle all night huh
February 9, 2026 at 12:27 AM
We’re just gonna be watching offenses that settle all night huh
jahlani tavai mentioned
February 8, 2026 at 11:43 PM
jahlani tavai mentioned
edible's hitting. football. football. oogh. ah. football. FOOT BALL. FOOTBALL. FOOTBALL. FOOTBALLFOOTBALLfootballFOOOTBALL
February 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
edible's hitting. football. football. oogh. ah. football. FOOT BALL. FOOTBALL. FOOTBALL. FOOTBALLFOOTBALLfootballFOOOTBALL
This is a face that roars "I got paid $500 to stand around with this sign for 3 hours and I just hope to get off on time"
February 8, 2026 at 7:53 PM
This is a face that roars "I got paid $500 to stand around with this sign for 3 hours and I just hope to get off on time"
ah okay this feel good story is over then, thanks everyone
After nailing the pairs free routine in the team event, American figure skater Danny O'Shea points at the camera and says "Go Patriots!".
February 8, 2026 at 6:57 PM
ah okay this feel good story is over then, thanks everyone
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Crank convergence is such a waste of the infinite potential of the human spirit; Naomi Wolf shouldn't be running third-tier Stop the Steal derivatives, she should be chronicling how the Catholic Church suppressed the memory of the Primordial Feminine Goddess and trying to translate Linear A.
Bill Ackman's fund, Pershing Square, manages 18 billion dollars for wealthy clients, billions of it for the Harvard Endowment
Anyways here he is uncritically eating up conspiracy slop from Naomi Wolf about stolen NYC elections
Anyways here he is uncritically eating up conspiracy slop from Naomi Wolf about stolen NYC elections
February 8, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Crank convergence is such a waste of the infinite potential of the human spirit; Naomi Wolf shouldn't be running third-tier Stop the Steal derivatives, she should be chronicling how the Catholic Church suppressed the memory of the Primordial Feminine Goddess and trying to translate Linear A.
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I know folks gets mad when I say the American right kinda ceded sports to the left but that has been the trend for years now. Your Republican dad watches the game but right wing influencers are telling young guys sports are beta nonsense.
Wel'l get sports and entertainment and they'll get tallow and preventable disease. Good deal.
February 7, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I know folks gets mad when I say the American right kinda ceded sports to the left but that has been the trend for years now. Your Republican dad watches the game but right wing influencers are telling young guys sports are beta nonsense.
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we are god's children and he has left us in a hot car
we gotta open the schools…or close down the schools. not sure. yikes
February 7, 2026 at 10:02 PM
we are god's children and he has left us in a hot car
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Dale Gribble refreshing bitcoin chart as John Redcorn drops his wife off out front
February 7, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Dale Gribble refreshing bitcoin chart as John Redcorn drops his wife off out front
first off that's a lot of urine. second he's pausing 9-10 times, no dribble, and then still getting a stream that is strong enough to write crystal clear in the king's English with precision. I knew Olympians were a higher stock but fuck. what the fuck.
The skier, who’s competing for Team Great Britain, wrote “fuck ice” in urine—using the wand that God gave him—and posted it to Instagram.
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I’m Team Gus Kenworthy This Olympics
The skier, who’s competing for Team Great Britain, wrote “fuck ice” in urine—using the wand that God gave him—and posted it to Instagram.
www.jezebel.com
February 6, 2026 at 10:30 PM
first off that's a lot of urine. second he's pausing 9-10 times, no dribble, and then still getting a stream that is strong enough to write crystal clear in the king's English with precision. I knew Olympians were a higher stock but fuck. what the fuck.
open the fucking schools
People ask why the USA always comes last in the parade. Probably because Americans quit watching once they see themselves in the mirror. It is rude to boo athletes but booing this Techno Fascist dictator wannabe is the most pro-American thing you can do.
February 6, 2026 at 9:50 PM
open the fucking schools
Got in a new friend for the tiki mug collection and he’s a stoic lad. I really need to stock some mint or pineapple fronds so he’ll have extra plumage when I put him to work
February 6, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Got in a new friend for the tiki mug collection and he’s a stoic lad. I really need to stock some mint or pineapple fronds so he’ll have extra plumage when I put him to work
I am begging for a future where Sleep Dealer isn't a documentary but it keeps happening (you should watch Sleep Dealer)
Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines
During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.
futurism.com
February 6, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I am begging for a future where Sleep Dealer isn't a documentary but it keeps happening (you should watch Sleep Dealer)
LMFAO they finally found out about Osmosis Jones
Kid Rock lyrics about underage girls draw questions ahead Turning Point USA alternative Super Bowl halftime show
Kid Rock lyrics about underage girls draw questions ahead Turning Point USA alternative Super Bowl halftime show
“I like ’em underage, see some say that’s statutory (but I say that’s mandatory),” Kid Rock sings on the 2001 song, which was also for a children’s movie.
ktla.com
February 6, 2026 at 2:57 PM
LMFAO they finally found out about Osmosis Jones
They're calling it The Most Factually Correct Take on BlueSky
potbelly is the new quizno's (derogatory), jersey mike's is the new subway (complimentary), firehouse subs is the new blimpie (derogatory)
February 6, 2026 at 2:43 PM
They're calling it The Most Factually Correct Take on BlueSky
we do not need to care about Kelly Stafford. Matt's victories are not hers. We don't need to give her attention or care about what she's doing. We really really really do not. It's so very easy to ignore her
Great, Kelly is going to be even more insufferable. If it weren’t for her, I’d probably be happier for him
February 6, 2026 at 4:01 AM
we do not need to care about Kelly Stafford. Matt's victories are not hers. We don't need to give her attention or care about what she's doing. We really really really do not. It's so very easy to ignore her
Stafford wins NFL MVP. That mensch. A glimmer of good and righteous decision making in a dark age of cowardly men making terrible choices shines through.
February 6, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Stafford wins NFL MVP. That mensch. A glimmer of good and righteous decision making in a dark age of cowardly men making terrible choices shines through.
One first place vote for Ben Johnson on Coach of the Year? That's insane. My guy this year was Coen but that feels really insane. Really don't like what it might foreshadow for MVP voting
February 6, 2026 at 3:43 AM
One first place vote for Ben Johnson on Coach of the Year? That's insane. My guy this year was Coen but that feels really insane. Really don't like what it might foreshadow for MVP voting
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i gotta say, since ive stopped using twitter: reddit easily has the least knowledgeable sports fans of any app of seen. on par with instagram
Seeing people on Reddit argue about whether or not he should go in is one of the most maddening things I’ve seen on Reddit. Consider the implications.
kuechly HOF extremely well deserved 🫡🫡🫡
February 6, 2026 at 3:17 AM
i gotta say, since ive stopped using twitter: reddit easily has the least knowledgeable sports fans of any app of seen. on par with instagram
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No remasters of old Square JRPGs shown
February 5, 2026 at 3:00 AM
No remasters of old Square JRPGs shown
I know nobody is watching it but it is my duty to inform whoever is reading this that Dak Prescott just gave up a safety in the Pro Bowl. a flag football safety.
February 4, 2026 at 2:05 AM
I know nobody is watching it but it is my duty to inform whoever is reading this that Dak Prescott just gave up a safety in the Pro Bowl. a flag football safety.
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inside you there are two wolves
February 3, 2026 at 6:16 PM
inside you there are two wolves