Joshua Pfohl
@pfohl.bsky.social
west central MN
middling data analyst (renewable energy construction)
too Lutheran to function
middling data analyst (renewable energy construction)
too Lutheran to function
I get to have my very own data analyst intern next summer
November 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I get to have my very own data analyst intern next summer
It’s nice that I can turn off my posting brain by just not taking my adhd meds
Too unfocused without them to actually finish a thought.
Too unfocused without them to actually finish a thought.
November 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
It’s nice that I can turn off my posting brain by just not taking my adhd meds
Too unfocused without them to actually finish a thought.
Too unfocused without them to actually finish a thought.
I love redefining a word to be only bad valued and feel superior to people who identify with the word without a value judgement. Many cases.
Tourists are an interesting group in that they consistently deny what we all know they are. I can’t think of anything that screams tourist more than reducing each experience down to charm bracelet size and wearing it around. If tourism is your thing, just embrace it!
November 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I love redefining a word to be only bad valued and feel superior to people who identify with the word without a value judgement. Many cases.
I imagine people are going to complain about Zendaya in The Odyssey even though it’s inevitably going to be the standard bad female character in a Nolan movie.
November 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I imagine people are going to complain about Zendaya in The Odyssey even though it’s inevitably going to be the standard bad female character in a Nolan movie.
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are you blonde and morally complicit? keith olbermann wants to talk
November 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
are you blonde and morally complicit? keith olbermann wants to talk
16 year old impressed by a college freshman
November 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
16 year old impressed by a college freshman
Wish I could text my cat to preheat the oven
November 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Wish I could text my cat to preheat the oven
taking a picture of the northern lights is the inverse of taking a picture of the moon
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
taking a picture of the northern lights is the inverse of taking a picture of the moon
spend 5 hours trying to make something work the “right way” to no avail, only to use my jury-rigged method which gets it working in 15 minutes
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
spend 5 hours trying to make something work the “right way” to no avail, only to use my jury-rigged method which gets it working in 15 minutes
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FFS, Angie Craig has more of a backbone than these jackasses.
November 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
FFS, Angie Craig has more of a backbone than these jackasses.
wonder if “Dems” are related to that Greek thing where power is vested in people (plural)
We polled Dems on who their leader is. They had no idea.
We polled Dems on who their leader is. They had no idea.
Only one person hit double digits.
dlvr.it
November 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
wonder if “Dems” are related to that Greek thing where power is vested in people (plural)
I hate opening tickets with helpdesk.
I used to do sysadmin-ish work, actually read IT’s troubleshooting guides, and use some finicky applications.
I know I’m the one that always submits weird incidents that just hang on your board for weeks.
I used to do sysadmin-ish work, actually read IT’s troubleshooting guides, and use some finicky applications.
I know I’m the one that always submits weird incidents that just hang on your board for weeks.
November 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I hate opening tickets with helpdesk.
I used to do sysadmin-ish work, actually read IT’s troubleshooting guides, and use some finicky applications.
I know I’m the one that always submits weird incidents that just hang on your board for weeks.
I used to do sysadmin-ish work, actually read IT’s troubleshooting guides, and use some finicky applications.
I know I’m the one that always submits weird incidents that just hang on your board for weeks.
btw, I got hired at the nytimes and decided that putting a camera on Ross Douthat was the best way to kill the paper from within
November 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
btw, I got hired at the nytimes and decided that putting a camera on Ross Douthat was the best way to kill the paper from within
Jack also turned down Cheney’s offer to be king of Iraq.
We unfortunately don’t know when the offer was made but I like to imagine it was after the gay bomb since Jack seems like a caring lover.
We unfortunately don’t know when the offer was made but I like to imagine it was after the gay bomb since Jack seems like a caring lover.
reminder that 30 ROCK canon is that jack donaghy penetrated dick cheney
November 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Jack also turned down Cheney’s offer to be king of Iraq.
We unfortunately don’t know when the offer was made but I like to imagine it was after the gay bomb since Jack seems like a caring lover.
We unfortunately don’t know when the offer was made but I like to imagine it was after the gay bomb since Jack seems like a caring lover.
love to get just the spreadsheet output from an old SSRS report that used a different ERP and get asked to remake it
October 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
love to get just the spreadsheet output from an old SSRS report that used a different ERP and get asked to remake it
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This is a beautiful paragraph:
October 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This is a beautiful paragraph:
>a “Bible-based AI buddy who's always got your back with wise words, scripture-inspired guidance…”
that’s what the Bible is for
> “… and a listening ear whenever you need it”
that’s what prayer is for
blatant heresy, we need an inquisition
that’s what the Bible is for
> “… and a listening ear whenever you need it”
that’s what prayer is for
blatant heresy, we need an inquisition
October 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
>a “Bible-based AI buddy who's always got your back with wise words, scripture-inspired guidance…”
that’s what the Bible is for
> “… and a listening ear whenever you need it”
that’s what prayer is for
blatant heresy, we need an inquisition
that’s what the Bible is for
> “… and a listening ear whenever you need it”
that’s what prayer is for
blatant heresy, we need an inquisition
bluesky should have another report option just for fake shirt sales bots
October 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
bluesky should have another report option just for fake shirt sales bots
someone made a data model with 7 fact tables and 7 dimension tables
I don’t understand who thought this was a good idea
I don’t understand who thought this was a good idea
October 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
someone made a data model with 7 fact tables and 7 dimension tables
I don’t understand who thought this was a good idea
I don’t understand who thought this was a good idea
i find myself getting really annoyed with the increased usage of “working class” in sense of anyone getting wage labor as though that’s *the* definition
in the US it’s a been a term for blue-collar/low-wage and it’s not really useful to describe me, a surgeon, and a Walmart worker as the same class
in the US it’s a been a term for blue-collar/low-wage and it’s not really useful to describe me, a surgeon, and a Walmart worker as the same class
at this point I would actually trust someone who confesses, openly, that they are middle class way more than anyone who professes to be working class
October 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
i find myself getting really annoyed with the increased usage of “working class” in sense of anyone getting wage labor as though that’s *the* definition
in the US it’s a been a term for blue-collar/low-wage and it’s not really useful to describe me, a surgeon, and a Walmart worker as the same class
in the US it’s a been a term for blue-collar/low-wage and it’s not really useful to describe me, a surgeon, and a Walmart worker as the same class
enemies to lovers arc with the pod save guys and berniecrats jumping to defend platner
what if they kissed in the croatian tattoo parlor while posting rape apologia on reddit ?
what if they kissed in the croatian tattoo parlor while posting rape apologia on reddit ?
October 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
enemies to lovers arc with the pod save guys and berniecrats jumping to defend platner
what if they kissed in the croatian tattoo parlor while posting rape apologia on reddit ?
what if they kissed in the croatian tattoo parlor while posting rape apologia on reddit ?
annoying things with Windows 11
Used to be able to click the taskbar clock on any screen and get a calendar pop-up. Now you can only do this on the primary screen.
Used to be able to click the taskbar clock on any screen and get a calendar pop-up. Now you can only do this on the primary screen.
October 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
annoying things with Windows 11
Used to be able to click the taskbar clock on any screen and get a calendar pop-up. Now you can only do this on the primary screen.
Used to be able to click the taskbar clock on any screen and get a calendar pop-up. Now you can only do this on the primary screen.
we’re a direct to consumer company cutting out the middleman to save you money
*cost of the middleman’s supply chain, physical store, and sales services will need to be shifted to producer without middleman’s economies of scale. price is higher.
*cost of the middleman’s supply chain, physical store, and sales services will need to be shifted to producer without middleman’s economies of scale. price is higher.
October 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
we’re a direct to consumer company cutting out the middleman to save you money
*cost of the middleman’s supply chain, physical store, and sales services will need to be shifted to producer without middleman’s economies of scale. price is higher.
*cost of the middleman’s supply chain, physical store, and sales services will need to be shifted to producer without middleman’s economies of scale. price is higher.