Evan Washington
@eewash.bsky.social
yields falsehood when preceded by his own quotation
Pinned
in aggregate I just can't trust this group of people to stay silent for certain lines of Gold Digger
perhaps his only true policy success
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
perhaps his only true policy success
I don't really wanna wear a suit to go get groped by TSA
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I don't really wanna wear a suit to go get groped by TSA
ok but it is lowkey pretty fun to endlessly critique power
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
ok but it is lowkey pretty fun to endlessly critique power
an important part of being a star wars fan is realizing that the median star wars thing is not very good
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
an important part of being a star wars fan is realizing that the median star wars thing is not very good
the best star wars movie is andor s1 e8-10
November 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
the best star wars movie is andor s1 e8-10
i turn 30 tomorrow what should i equip
what should be in my inventory by now
what should be in my inventory by now
My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 AM
i turn 30 tomorrow what should i equip
what should be in my inventory by now
what should be in my inventory by now
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You cannot kill me in any way that matters, Charlie Brown.
I did it 35 minutes ago, Charlie Brown.
Those moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
You cannot kill me in any way that matters, Charlie Brown.
Reposted by Evan Washington
i think the first thing i'd do with power is go mad
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 AM
i think the first thing i'd do with power is go mad
donnie darko
bonus: nickelodeon's doug
bonus: nickelodeon's doug
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
donnie darko
bonus: nickelodeon's doug
bonus: nickelodeon's doug
frankly i'd rather buy the cursed chapbook of rfk jr's felching poetry than subscribe to ryan lizza's substack
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
frankly i'd rather buy the cursed chapbook of rfk jr's felching poetry than subscribe to ryan lizza's substack
well she has plans the next day
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene just announced she will be resigning from Congress — with her last day being January 5, 2026
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
well she has plans the next day
facial symmetry is a deadly weapon
November 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
facial symmetry is a deadly weapon
i need a live cuomo cam. i need to see andrew cuomo screaming and crying rn
November 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
i need a live cuomo cam. i need to see andrew cuomo screaming and crying rn
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all the people who caved to trump and went crawling on their belly have to be feeling more than a ittle foolish right now.
November 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
all the people who caved to trump and went crawling on their belly have to be feeling more than a ittle foolish right now.
god it must be easy af to be a scheming grand vizier behind the throne of donald trump
November 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
god it must be easy af to be a scheming grand vizier behind the throne of donald trump
trump fawning over mamdani is perfectly consistent, his true weakness has always been charisma
that's why he's so mean to ted cruz and marco rubio and mike pence but friendly (or very friendly) with bill clinton
that's why he's so mean to ted cruz and marco rubio and mike pence but friendly (or very friendly) with bill clinton
November 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
trump fawning over mamdani is perfectly consistent, his true weakness has always been charisma
that's why he's so mean to ted cruz and marco rubio and mike pence but friendly (or very friendly) with bill clinton
that's why he's so mean to ted cruz and marco rubio and mike pence but friendly (or very friendly) with bill clinton
weirdest part of this story to me is her friend apparently going along with it and helping her?
A staffer to a New Jersey congressman allegedly paid an scarification artist $500 to wound her as she staged a scene with zip ties and “Trump Whore” written on her stomach, federal prosecutors say
Ex-Van Drew staffer staged fake attack, writing 'Trump Whore' across her stomach and alleging men held her down and cut her body - New Jersey Globe
A 26-year-old Ocean City woman who claimed she was brutally assaulted because she worked for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-Ocean City) instead orchestrated the
newjerseyglobe.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
weirdest part of this story to me is her friend apparently going along with it and helping her?
this is (probably?) exactly how Kaldwyn in the world of Arcane Ascension by Andrew Rowe works. top tier worldbuilding imo
also the IP magic lets them reproduce magical clones of the creatures on demand to fill their dungeon towers, which are just like hardcore magic escape rooms
also the IP magic lets them reproduce magical clones of the creatures on demand to fill their dungeon towers, which are just like hardcore magic escape rooms
an evil group of sorcerers, let's call it Yensid Corp., has snagged most of the fantastical creatures using cruel IP magic and enslaved them with contracts that may be extended indefinitely by the Wizard Senate. only the fae, which are open source, can free the enslaved mythic creatures...
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 AM
this is (probably?) exactly how Kaldwyn in the world of Arcane Ascension by Andrew Rowe works. top tier worldbuilding imo
also the IP magic lets them reproduce magical clones of the creatures on demand to fill their dungeon towers, which are just like hardcore magic escape rooms
also the IP magic lets them reproduce magical clones of the creatures on demand to fill their dungeon towers, which are just like hardcore magic escape rooms
same
butterflies, while beautiful, have very low HP
November 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
same
one more damning thing about olivia nuzzi: there was clearly an interesting if mortally embarrassing book in her life story and instead she delivered horrible slop
November 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
one more damning thing about olivia nuzzi: there was clearly an interesting if mortally embarrassing book in her life story and instead she delivered horrible slop
my brain refuses to accept this as real
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
my brain refuses to accept this as real
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if you're wondering why it's today it's because men were invented on november 19, 1974
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
if you're wondering why it's today it's because men were invented on november 19, 1974
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I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.
I Am An AI Hater
I am an AI hater. This is considered rude, but I do not care, because I am a hater.
anthonymoser.github.io
November 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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coming soon, inevitably:
- OpenAI is teaming up with CollegeBoard to write and grade tests
- OpenAI is teaming up with McKinsey to pioneer "virtual consultants"
- OpenAI is teaming up with Electronic Arts to develop new games
- OpenAI is teaming up with Disney to scour the web for IP infringements
- OpenAI is teaming up with CollegeBoard to write and grade tests
- OpenAI is teaming up with McKinsey to pioneer "virtual consultants"
- OpenAI is teaming up with Electronic Arts to develop new games
- OpenAI is teaming up with Disney to scour the web for IP infringements
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
coming soon, inevitably:
- OpenAI is teaming up with CollegeBoard to write and grade tests
- OpenAI is teaming up with McKinsey to pioneer "virtual consultants"
- OpenAI is teaming up with Electronic Arts to develop new games
- OpenAI is teaming up with Disney to scour the web for IP infringements
- OpenAI is teaming up with CollegeBoard to write and grade tests
- OpenAI is teaming up with McKinsey to pioneer "virtual consultants"
- OpenAI is teaming up with Electronic Arts to develop new games
- OpenAI is teaming up with Disney to scour the web for IP infringements
i thought we were done listening to things hanania says? weren't we free?
MAN WHAT?
using kevin spacey for a comparison or example here is definitely… a choice
using kevin spacey for a comparison or example here is definitely… a choice
November 19, 2025 at 2:05 AM
i thought we were done listening to things hanania says? weren't we free?