Evan Washington
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Evan Washington
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· Sep 8
"great" philosophers? man they were arguing against plumbers
ok even if i were the biggest dumbest racist nincompoop, i think i'd read this and go "huh what are you even talking about"
Trump goes all-in on the cover-up of DHS's latest murder of an American citizen, and accuses Gov. Walz and Mayor Frey of "inciting insurrection."
Trump also attacks the victim's legal gun ownership, implying that gave agents the right to murder him... 1/2
Trump also attacks the victim's legal gun ownership, implying that gave agents the right to murder him... 1/2
January 24, 2026 at 7:43 PM
ok even if i were the biggest dumbest racist nincompoop, i think i'd read this and go "huh what are you even talking about"
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real men lather up with lye and turn their own fatty flesh into soap
I'm going to become a right wing podcaster but only about soap. Bar soap is traditional values. Liquid soap is a disgrace. Squirting goo on yourself from a little bottle. Western civilization is at risk because of this
January 23, 2026 at 3:20 PM
real men lather up with lye and turn their own fatty flesh into soap
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Sure, casting Jared Leto to play a villainous character in a blockbuster didn’t work for Suicide Squad, Morbius, Haunted Mansion, or Tron: Ares…. But maybe, just maybe, it’ll work out for Masters Of The Universe
January 23, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Sure, casting Jared Leto to play a villainous character in a blockbuster didn’t work for Suicide Squad, Morbius, Haunted Mansion, or Tron: Ares…. But maybe, just maybe, it’ll work out for Masters Of The Universe
homie u are straight up courting death. ur ass is not defying the heavens
January 21, 2026 at 9:37 PM
homie u are straight up courting death. ur ass is not defying the heavens
just fell to my knees
the flash is a great movie given that it's miraculous that it exists at all, but it is a bad movie with crap upon crap
birds of prey is likewise better than it should be. the ewan mcgregor/chris messina homoeroticism brings it over the edge
the flash is a great movie given that it's miraculous that it exists at all, but it is a bad movie with crap upon crap
birds of prey is likewise better than it should be. the ewan mcgregor/chris messina homoeroticism brings it over the edge
Christina Hodson (‘The Flash’, ‘Birds of Prey’) is officially writing the script for ‘BATMAN: BRAVE & THE BOLD’
Andy Muschietti is set to direct.
(Source: THR)
Andy Muschietti is set to direct.
(Source: THR)
January 21, 2026 at 6:37 PM
just fell to my knees
the flash is a great movie given that it's miraculous that it exists at all, but it is a bad movie with crap upon crap
birds of prey is likewise better than it should be. the ewan mcgregor/chris messina homoeroticism brings it over the edge
the flash is a great movie given that it's miraculous that it exists at all, but it is a bad movie with crap upon crap
birds of prey is likewise better than it should be. the ewan mcgregor/chris messina homoeroticism brings it over the edge
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"Trump’s quixotic desire to take over Iceland baffles commentators" ‹ guy who thinks quixotic just means you are afraid of windmills, but got lucky
Trump: "There are windmills all over Europe. There are windmills all over the place. And they are losers. One thing I've noticed is that the more windmills a country has, the more money that country loses, and the worse that country is doing. I haven't been able to find any wind farms in China."
January 21, 2026 at 2:25 PM
"Trump’s quixotic desire to take over Iceland baffles commentators" ‹ guy who thinks quixotic just means you are afraid of windmills, but got lucky
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CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES
January 21, 2026 at 12:49 AM
CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES
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it's actually totally okay that he kept wielding the Demon Bone Ring of Shoggoth. that necrosis spreading up his arm was nothing. he's fine
August 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
it's actually totally okay that he kept wielding the Demon Bone Ring of Shoggoth. that necrosis spreading up his arm was nothing. he's fine
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Every time there’s slightly irregular news from the White House.
January 21, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Every time there’s slightly irregular news from the White House.
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it's probably nothing. it's probably not something funny. it's probably not the case he got his pants stuck in the tray table. he probably didn't get his pants stuck in the tray table then he waddled and tripped and split his pants down the middle. they're probably not turning around because of that
January 21, 2026 at 3:48 AM
it's probably nothing. it's probably not something funny. it's probably not the case he got his pants stuck in the tray table. he probably didn't get his pants stuck in the tray table then he waddled and tripped and split his pants down the middle. they're probably not turning around because of that
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Huge mistake by Mamdani to say clearly that a bad thing is bad. He should first triangulate the message and then remove every aspect that might offend Republicans. That's the savvy Dem consultant way.
Mamdani: "I am in support of abolishing ICE. What we see is an entity that has no interest in fulfilling its stated reason to exist. We're seeing a government agency that is supposed to be enforcing some kind of immigration law, but instead what it's doing is terrorizing people."
January 20, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Huge mistake by Mamdani to say clearly that a bad thing is bad. He should first triangulate the message and then remove every aspect that might offend Republicans. That's the savvy Dem consultant way.
the technology has niche but not universal utility vs. we literally built god and asked it to show us judy hopps in a thong
January 20, 2026 at 2:23 PM
the technology has niche but not universal utility vs. we literally built god and asked it to show us judy hopps in a thong
let's hope they get their act together and throw everything behind the fully AI generated movie Morbius 2
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 2:12 PM
let's hope they get their act together and throw everything behind the fully AI generated movie Morbius 2
"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace," (his capitalization) is definitely something a mad king says before assassinating some clergymen
January 19, 2026 at 8:47 PM
"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace," (his capitalization) is definitely something a mad king says before assassinating some clergymen
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Can’t improve things by perpetuating the lie that immigrants are a threat. Have to take on that lie directly, siding with the pro-immigration American majority.
“But if we get rid of ICE, who will stop the rampaging hordes of scary foreigners?” isn’t good politics. It’s ceding the issue to liars.
“But if we get rid of ICE, who will stop the rampaging hordes of scary foreigners?” isn’t good politics. It’s ceding the issue to liars.
January 18, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Can’t improve things by perpetuating the lie that immigrants are a threat. Have to take on that lie directly, siding with the pro-immigration American majority.
“But if we get rid of ICE, who will stop the rampaging hordes of scary foreigners?” isn’t good politics. It’s ceding the issue to liars.
“But if we get rid of ICE, who will stop the rampaging hordes of scary foreigners?” isn’t good politics. It’s ceding the issue to liars.
singing the national anthem before sporting events is weird and even weirder abroad
“Leave Greenland alone!”
Heckler interrupts Star-Spangled Banner at NBA game in London, wins cheers from crowd. (Video via Reddit)
Heckler interrupts Star-Spangled Banner at NBA game in London, wins cheers from crowd. (Video via Reddit)
January 19, 2026 at 1:19 AM
singing the national anthem before sporting events is weird and even weirder abroad
my stancil stance is basically the same as my matt yglesias stance, which is that holy shit did you guys know there are real fascists and racists just out here with political power?? what the fuck
January 18, 2026 at 10:04 AM
my stancil stance is basically the same as my matt yglesias stance, which is that holy shit did you guys know there are real fascists and racists just out here with political power?? what the fuck
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Report: That Was Very Stupid Thing To Say https://theonion.com/report-that-was-very-stupid-thing-to-say-1819579593/
January 17, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Report: That Was Very Stupid Thing To Say https://theonion.com/report-that-was-very-stupid-thing-to-say-1819579593/
thrashing around crying when I have to order pizza without my AI pizza assistant
January 17, 2026 at 12:33 AM
thrashing around crying when I have to order pizza without my AI pizza assistant
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this is pathetic to a degree i didn't realize was possible
January 16, 2026 at 5:01 AM
this is pathetic to a degree i didn't realize was possible
we're so back
GWAR cover “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan
YouTube video by The A.V. Club
youtu.be
January 16, 2026 at 1:37 AM
we're so back
guy who wants better trained fugitive slave patrols
January 15, 2026 at 10:00 PM
guy who wants better trained fugitive slave patrols
ok she's kinda valid
January 15, 2026 at 9:31 PM
ok she's kinda valid
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hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again
January 15, 2026 at 6:09 PM
hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again