Phaserburn
phaserburn.bsky.social
Phaserburn
@phaserburn.bsky.social
Terminally Online Cusper
Crash/Crashing/Crashed Out
📍SD
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Went on another patrol today and chased a convoy of 3 SUVs packed with armed, masked goons. Took them almost an hour to shake me off in my lil sedan - all while obeying traffic laws, they did not! Still made it to the gym in the evening. Abolish lce
January 15, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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Seeing Zohran instantly getting a bunch of shit done in like a week makes you realize that politicians could always do that on some level if they wanted it bad enough and very few of them actually do.
January 15, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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January 12, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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A video of ICE agents conducting door-to-door searches today in Minneapolis

The homeowner requests a warrant repeatedly, is told they don't require one, then is told they're getting it, then the agents storm in anyway

They also point a taser at her to try and disrupt filming
January 12, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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There’s a GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross’s legal expenses for murdering Renee Good.

This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.

A thread on how to do that 🧵
January 11, 2026 at 7:53 AM
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ICE just reported its fourth in-custody death of 2026. It’s only January 10.
January 11, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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If Democratic voters want a Democratic Party that fights, some are going to have to vote against their current representatives during the primaries.

Don’t expect a leopard to change its spots.

Look at who their funders are and act accordingly.
January 10, 2026 at 10:27 AM
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He's literally a firearms instructor for other goons. This is the training.
@petebuttigieg.bsky.social: "We have an ICE agent who should have been trained not to be in front of a vehicle and never to shoot into a moving vehicle, and yet this happened on [Kristi Noem's] watch. The whole POINT of Homeland Security is to make this country more stable and safe."
January 9, 2026 at 5:23 PM
The Apartment scene in D(e)ad.
GOD. @izball.bsky.social The. Woman. You. Are.
January 9, 2026 at 5:35 AM
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I've seen people say that the officer who murdered Nicole Good should be charged with murder, and to that I add that every officer who kept medics from arriving, who barred doctors from helping should also be charged under conspiracy doctrine.
January 9, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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"A doctor at the scene attempted to help the woman who was shot, but was kept away by federal agents. When an ambulance finally arrived, it was blocked from reaching her by law-enforcement vehicles, and paramedics had to reach her on foot. The woman has died." www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
A Deadly Shooting in Minnesota
A federal immigration agent’s killing of a woman driving an SUV fits into a tragic pattern.
www.theatlantic.com
January 7, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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The New York Times is a fucking abomination
If the headline is "disputed shooting" rather than straightforwardly telling the public what happened this rewards the DHS for lying about these events
January 7, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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I have seen three videos now, all of them contradict Tricia's statement. And every single journalist who interacts with her knows that she lies all the time in ways that can be proven, which should also be stated in the piece.
the nyt says that no version of events in minneapolis can be "verified independently." but that's not true! there are multiple videos proving that the ICE version of events is a total lie. maybe the nyt can, y'know, watch one of them? www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
January 7, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Wants to talk about Virginia and Columbus

Doesn’t actually say anything about either place besides the name drop in a literal interview
January 7, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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One of the underappreciated benefits of socialists running on the Democratic ballot line is that it makes it harder for the establishments of both parties to join together to stop you 🧵
January 6, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life
January 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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(first guy to go bald) haha what if we all wore hats, which I just invented for no reason
January 6, 2026 at 3:46 AM
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amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
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No Blood for Oil
January 3, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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Boop
January 2, 2026 at 6:41 AM
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they should invent a year that's better than the one before it
December 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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1-page comic
December 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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This is not hard. Artists are not responsible for ensuring the Kennedy Center remains relevant and successful. The center’s board is responsible for that, in a fiduciary way. All of this energy being directed at artists should be re-directed at the board.
December 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Thinking about gay stuff
December 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM