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SanDeE*
@phenolbarbiedoll.bsky.social
Do I have dreams? Do I have aspirations? Noooo but I have a toilet bowl that's SPRING TIME FRESH! 🌈

Philadelphia
I don’t think Jim Davis signed off on this
dear santa, define good 💭
December 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Reminder that the best Christmas show is on YouTube

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYkD...
Cole Escola's "Our Home Out West"
YouTube video by Cole Escola
www.youtube.com
December 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Watching Frankenhooker again and I just noticed that a background song says “safe sex is for wimps”

The mark of a great film, you notice something new every time.
December 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Jesus Christ. If there was any lingering doubt about who this woman is, I think we can say it’s gone now.
Erika Kirk just brought out Nicki Minaj at a Turning Point USA event:
December 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Plumbus (Series, 2025 - )
November 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Are we still doing top artists 2025? This list mostly makes sense given it's shared between me and my husband. I'm frankly responsible for more than him but Men I Trust is both our faults for sure.
December 19, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I would like to hear Tori Amos cover a St. Vincent song and I would also like to hear the reverse. I think they’d both be deranged in the best way.
December 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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taking out billboard ads all over new york that say “i wish people would stop talking about me” and having my PR firm deliver 8x10 glossy photos of them to some credulous dope at the NYT
At a Coldplay concert in July, Kristin Cabot appeared on the Jumbotron in the arms of her boss. Cabot retreated, trying to make things right with the people who mattered most. Now, for first time since that viral moment, Cabot is sharing her side of the story. trib.al/I8tWdU4
December 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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I’m convinced the stress and constant annoyance of living in an economy where every corporation is constantly trying to screw you over is a big part of why people are unhappy with the economy, the government and status quo in general.
December 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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If we really are living in a simulation created to drive people crazy with increasingly absurd shit, you have to hand it to whoever is running it because they're absolutely killing it right now.
February 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I saw Titanic at 16 and it affected me so profoundly that I was depressed for 2 weeks. I went again with my best friend and this time something uncorked and I fully lost it weeping in the theater. Then I saw my high school guidance counselor in the parking lot after I’d obviously been crying.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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My stance on doomers remains consistent and it is that I think running around publicly shitting your pants in fear all the time is shameful
December 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
December 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Black Mirror was not a how-to guide and I'm getting tired of having to say that.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I would like to go back in time to about 2018 and thank myself for predicting I would want a second cute penguin sweater from Forever 21. I left it in the plastic package and just found it today. 😀
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Long John Silverchair
weezerschnitzel
Jack in the Candlebox
December 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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I find myself frequently saying (sometimes out loud, sometimes internally depending on my spice level) “yes stop exactly there”
December 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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I'm starting to wonder how much "the male loneliness epidemic" is just straight and bisexual women identifying low-effort, mean, and incompetent men and choosing not to date, marry, and tolerate them anymore
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Since everyone liked that passed-out drunk bathroom raccoon so much, why not go viral by OD'ing on fent and showing hole on our new bathroom cam?

Please continue to enjoy arbys
December 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Misty Pacaday
December 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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The FIFA Peace Prize sounds like a throwaway 30 Rock joke about an event Jack Donaghy was attending or Jenna Maroney was performing at.
December 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Put me down as a slop-bowl-enjoyer. Chipotle, Qdoba, Naf-Naf...bring them to me
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
people in hospice look more alive than this
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM