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Pierre Dipshit
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The un-funny kind of communist.
he/him.
Clasp ass? Don't mind if I do.
January 9, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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2026:
January 9, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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The system that created the murderer of Renee Good, was preparing him to kill her long before Trump was elected. www.wired.com/story/ice-ag...
January 9, 2026 at 1:15 PM
I did not think my non-vote had that power. I apologise, I guess?
January 8, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I was in IKEA yesterday, so I picked up a shark for the harm reduction hub.
January 8, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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“4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea” implies 20% of people enjoy diarrhea
January 8, 2026 at 3:17 AM
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January 8, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Ratchet working as is its wont; Republicans escalate, Democrats stabilise.
Governor Walz says he's prepared to deploy the Minnesota National Guard if protests become violent in reaction to ICE fatally shooting a woman in Minneapolis.

"We will not take the bait," adds Walz, saying he's also angry but demonstrations should remain lawful.
January 7, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I would say that there is precisely one major NATO member, and it is notably absent.
Joint statement from major NATO members:

“Greenland belongs to its people. It is for Denmark and Greenland, and them only, to decide on matters concerning Denmark and Greenland.”
January 6, 2026 at 1:41 PM
I think I more-or-less entirely disagree.
January 4, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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Why does North Korea prioritize nukes so much. Strange
January 3, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 9:05 PM
If anyone feels like flying a few helicopters into London and black-bagging this guy, it is apparently open season, and I for one would appreciate it. I'm willing to form an interim government.
Starmer asked to respond to Trump breaking international law and seizing the leader of another sovereign nation replies that it is his "responsibility" to have a good relationship with the US President.

"I have stepped up that responsibility [and] I do get on with President Trump," he tells the BBC
January 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Charter respecters, starting .... now!
Following very closely the situation in Venezuela.

We stand by the people of Venezuela and support a peaceful and democratic transition.

Any solution must respect international law and the UN Charter.
January 3, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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“we *should* be greeted as liberators but if not it’s just because everyone is too scared to do so,” is a hilarious evolution of the old Iraq War line.
January 3, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Were I in Cuban government I would be arranging missile crisis two right about now.
January 3, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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one lesson of the past couple years is you need nukes. if you don't have nukes the US and its client states will do whatever they want to you.
January 3, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Going to be an amusing 24h watching the scramble to fall in line.
I have spoken with Secretary of State Marco Rubio and our Ambassador in Caracas. The EU is closely monitoring the situation in Venezuela.

The EU has repeatedly stated that Mr Maduro lacks legitimacy and has defended a peaceful transition. (1/2)
January 3, 2026 at 11:37 AM
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I understand and appreciate the concern for Taiwan and the Taiwanese people, but I think an immediate pivot towards “now China is going to do something worse” is the wrong reaction in the moment. What we’re seeing, from the government acting in our name, is bad enough. We don’t have to imagine.
January 3, 2026 at 11:35 AM
I despise Labour more every day.
January 3, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Happy new year from my street! If you catch me in Fold, do say hi.
January 1, 2026 at 2:08 PM
I'm Emperor of the French? Or perhaps, if we are willing to be more abstract, I'm the European class dynamics of the early 1800s? Mysterious.
I'm an iconic dyke songwriter, music producer, and front-woman of an all-queer-woman no-wave group who was raised in institutional care in 1970s Cleveland? According to this meme, is my job Literally Being Adele Bertei?!

(I don't think this meme works if the last book you read was a biography lol!)
December 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
God I despise the anglicans. Spineless lot, unwilling to take basic principled positions like "the people who went on the UTK march are racists".
December 28, 2025 at 11:35 AM
The Monet Store
December 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM