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Platypus Custard

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🏊‍♀️🌊🧜‍♀️ USCG Veteran, dog mom, and childless cat lady trying to find sanity. You can often find me in a body of water. Speaking of bodies, mine is a haunted Lovecraftian bungalow.

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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · Jun 25

Users / People don’t have to consume media directly to ingest it. They only need to hear or glance at the same piece of propaganda 3 times and it’ll sink into their subconscious and corrupt their views or knowledge.

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Platypus Custard @platypuscustard.bsky.social · Jul 1

Tell your Republican Senator(s) You Don’t Want To Pay The Price For Their Billionaire Tax Breaks act.indivisible.org/sign/no-cutt...

Tell your Republican Senator(s) You Don’t Want To Pay The Price For Their Billionaire Tax Breaks

Republicans in Congress are trying to ram through the Trump Tax Scam, a bill that makes extreme cuts to Medicaid, SNAP, and other essential programs to pay for tax breaks for the ultra-wealthy. Under ...

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Platypus Custard @platypuscustard.bsky.social · May 30

www.bangordailynews.com/2025/05/29/n...

Chevron Corporation counsel Theodore Boutrous Jr. said in a statement: “Exploiting a personal tragedy to promote politicized climate tort litigation is contrary to law, science, and common sense..."

Not enough 🖕for the oil execs.

Wrongful death lawsuit says Big Oil contributed to heat wave and woman's death

In one of the nation’s first wrongful-death claims seeking to hold the fossil fuel industry accountable for its role in the changing climate, a Washington

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Platypus Custard @platypuscustard.bsky.social · May 26

Bees are just spicy flies with powdered wig butts.

Platypus Custard @platypuscustard.bsky.social · May 19

mendovoice.com/2025/05/coas...

Be safe out there #nationalsafeboatingweek

Coast Guard asks mariners to be safe during National Safe Boating Week • The Mendocino Voice | Mendocino County, CA

According to the Coast Guard, most boating accidents and deaths happen when people are drunk or aren’t wearing life jackets.

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Platypus Custard @platypuscustard.bsky.social · Apr 11

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If they can do this to him, they can do it to you. 😡 #khalil

Immigration judge finds that Columbia University activist Mahmoud Khalil can be deported

A Louisiana immigration judge has ruled that the U.S. can deport Mahmoud Khalil based on the federal government’s argument that he poses a national security risk. His lawyers are expected to appeal, a...

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · Mar 7

Each Democrat who voted to censure Rep Al Green should hold an IN PERSON town hall this weekend to explain their vote to their constituents.
@housedemocrats.bsky.social

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@linncodemsOregon @linncodemsoregon.bsky.social · Mar 9

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Platypus Custard @platypuscustard.bsky.social · Mar 9

Embrace your inner Baba Yaga.

a man says little children sleepy tight while wearing a xcon shirt

ALT: a man says little children sleepy tight while wearing a xcon shirt

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Platypus Custard @platypuscustard.bsky.social · Mar 1

There's not enough weed for this administration.

I'll be growing 🍄 soon.

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Joe Beda @h.olysh.it · Feb 28

I was trying not to doom scroll today but HOLY SHIT.

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · Feb 28

Super stoked for the ides of March this year for some reason idk 👉👈

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · Feb 28

Just saying.

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Pigeon 🍁 @pigeonmother.bsky.social · Feb 28

I'm in a commited relationship with my bong

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · Feb 28

We apologize to our Ukrainian supporters. We are embarrassed by how our president and vice president have behaved. We are fighting to redeem the soul of America. 🇺🇸

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · Feb 28

Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦 ✊

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · Feb 28

This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Feb 28

GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.

ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · Feb 28

what kind of shithole party boos Zelensky and cheers the Tate brothers

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@linncodemsOregon @linncodemsoregon.bsky.social · Feb 26

Upcoming events we’re participating in
- Feb 28: The People’s Union USA economic black out (no buy big box retailers)
- Neighborhood Leader Zoom- Getting Ready for the May Election: March 2 at 6:30 PM
- 50501 Benton County protest on March 4 from 12-4 PM
- 50501 Salem Protest on March from 12-4 PM

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Platypus Custard @platypuscustard.bsky.social · Feb 28

Mega churches shouldn't exist.

Platypus Custard @platypuscustard.bsky.social · Feb 27

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Republican lawmaker says Bible allows people to hit disabled children

‘Folly is bound up in the heart of a child, but the rod of discipline drives it far from him’, declared State Senator Shane Jett during a debate of Senate Bill 364

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Platypus Custard @platypuscustard.bsky.social · Feb 26

Can world peace ever be anything more than a pipe dream when greed is running amok?

Platypus Custard @platypuscustard.bsky.social · Feb 15

I'd say these two guys are enjoying the heated cat house 😻 #cats #straycats #cute

Platypus Custard @platypuscustard.bsky.social · Feb 9

I find it interesting that more than 2 of the pardoned/released Jan 6ers went on to do more crime or removed themselves from society.