Mara Poppin💥✨
@poppin.bsky.social
27. They/She I literally just be sayin shit. Non Binary, Black, AuDHDer, Cat mom & occasional rapper @MARAPOPPIN
Being sick as an adult sucks so much harder than when i was a kid. At least i wasn’t hurting my paycheck stayin home from school 😕😕
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Being sick as an adult sucks so much harder than when i was a kid. At least i wasn’t hurting my paycheck stayin home from school 😕😕
The bisexual in me is PANICKED
First look at Halle Bailey and Regé-Jean Page in the new rom-com, ‘You, Me & Tuscany.’
🎥: In theaters | April 10, 2026
(via People)
🎥: In theaters | April 10, 2026
(via People)
November 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The bisexual in me is PANICKED
Idk about yall but this is how i still move lmao
*how we moved if someone coughed around us in 2020
November 14, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Idk about yall but this is how i still move lmao
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Dont mind me just fondly remembering the times i could breathe outta both nostrils
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Dont mind me just fondly remembering the times i could breathe outta both nostrils
I watched the princess bride for the first time last night and i just need yall to know i would die for Montoya
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I watched the princess bride for the first time last night and i just need yall to know i would die for Montoya
Customer: can you name 3 parts of a red blood cell right now
Me: probably not
Customer: then why are you wearing a mask?
Me: becaus-
Customer: thats what i thought, have a good night!
Me, laughing so hard im crying: oh you thought you AAAAATE. You really got me sir! Have a good night!!
Me: probably not
Customer: then why are you wearing a mask?
Me: becaus-
Customer: thats what i thought, have a good night!
Me, laughing so hard im crying: oh you thought you AAAAATE. You really got me sir! Have a good night!!
October 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Customer: can you name 3 parts of a red blood cell right now
Me: probably not
Customer: then why are you wearing a mask?
Me: becaus-
Customer: thats what i thought, have a good night!
Me, laughing so hard im crying: oh you thought you AAAAATE. You really got me sir! Have a good night!!
Me: probably not
Customer: then why are you wearing a mask?
Me: becaus-
Customer: thats what i thought, have a good night!
Me, laughing so hard im crying: oh you thought you AAAAATE. You really got me sir! Have a good night!!
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PSA if i reply to you and you could interpret it as angry or mean, but i liked your post, it's a joke we are cool
sometimes things are funnier when we commit in the writing and this is a good use of the like button imo
sometimes things are funnier when we commit in the writing and this is a good use of the like button imo
October 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
PSA if i reply to you and you could interpret it as angry or mean, but i liked your post, it's a joke we are cool
sometimes things are funnier when we commit in the writing and this is a good use of the like button imo
sometimes things are funnier when we commit in the writing and this is a good use of the like button imo
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It's really OK to change your mind when new facts are presented. It really is.
October 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
It's really OK to change your mind when new facts are presented. It really is.
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This is Herman. He learned how to eat corn on the cob today. And within 11 seconds, he became an expert. 13/10 (TT: devonjohnson07)
October 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
This is Herman. He learned how to eat corn on the cob today. And within 11 seconds, he became an expert. 13/10 (TT: devonjohnson07)
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Not sure I get Trump's new vision for the White House
October 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Not sure I get Trump's new vision for the White House
Creepy customer at work is very obviously developing a crush on me and i’ve become way less polite to him as a result. If I go missing, point fingers at that brony pls.
October 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Creepy customer at work is very obviously developing a crush on me and i’ve become way less polite to him as a result. If I go missing, point fingers at that brony pls.
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good luck kitty
October 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
good luck kitty
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I'm not in the mood for this shit.
October 15, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I'm not in the mood for this shit.
> no customers for 45 minutes
> floor is clean enough
> mop floor cus im bored
> 5 children with excessively dirt caked shoes immediately descend upon wet floor
> sigh
> floor is clean enough
> mop floor cus im bored
> 5 children with excessively dirt caked shoes immediately descend upon wet floor
> sigh
October 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
> no customers for 45 minutes
> floor is clean enough
> mop floor cus im bored
> 5 children with excessively dirt caked shoes immediately descend upon wet floor
> sigh
> floor is clean enough
> mop floor cus im bored
> 5 children with excessively dirt caked shoes immediately descend upon wet floor
> sigh
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One tiny whistle from a passerby and these enraged ICE/Border Patrol dudes threatening a bicyclist for recording them leap into their $70,000 Jeep Wagoneer and flee the scene.
Interesting. Community whistles.
Interesting. Community whistles.
ICE / Border Patrol threatening to arrest a cyclist for following and recording in Chicago
October 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
One tiny whistle from a passerby and these enraged ICE/Border Patrol dudes threatening a bicyclist for recording them leap into their $70,000 Jeep Wagoneer and flee the scene.
Interesting. Community whistles.
Interesting. Community whistles.
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Be running off 3 grapes and a Taki
Women really be forgetting they haven’t eaten all day until they get a massive headache.
October 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Be running off 3 grapes and a Taki
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While everyone has different support needs,
Infantilizing autistic adults isn’t kindnes it’s control. It denies autonomy, agency, and dignity. We don’t need “parenting,” we need respect 👌🏽
Infantilizing autistic adults isn’t kindnes it’s control. It denies autonomy, agency, and dignity. We don’t need “parenting,” we need respect 👌🏽
October 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
While everyone has different support needs,
Infantilizing autistic adults isn’t kindnes it’s control. It denies autonomy, agency, and dignity. We don’t need “parenting,” we need respect 👌🏽
Infantilizing autistic adults isn’t kindnes it’s control. It denies autonomy, agency, and dignity. We don’t need “parenting,” we need respect 👌🏽
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the virtue signalling vs. not discussion just strikes me as a social drama that makes sense within the class of people that don't think they have anything else at stake in these discussions other than clout, some of whom also can't imagine any other way of relating to these discussions
October 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
the virtue signalling vs. not discussion just strikes me as a social drama that makes sense within the class of people that don't think they have anything else at stake in these discussions other than clout, some of whom also can't imagine any other way of relating to these discussions
Shit?? Where I EAT?? Nah.
Would you date someone from work?
October 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Shit?? Where I EAT?? Nah.
The thing about working at a corner store in a small town is that you will never stop getting called “love” and “hun” and “sweetheart” by old white men. It will just literally never end.
October 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The thing about working at a corner store in a small town is that you will never stop getting called “love” and “hun” and “sweetheart” by old white men. It will just literally never end.
*singin* i dont wanna be at work 2DAAAY
October 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
*singin* i dont wanna be at work 2DAAAY