david gabe 🦈
@princegender.bsky.social
yes i'm an actual, certificated educator. 30. demigender/prettyboy
They/He: "He" as in "Not A Girl," & "They" as in "Not A Guy But Ya Gotta Call Me SOMETHING"
new to being a hockey fan/mtg player/human being
Salty about being allergic to nuts
They/He: "He" as in "Not A Girl," & "They" as in "Not A Guy But Ya Gotta Call Me SOMETHING"
new to being a hockey fan/mtg player/human being
Salty about being allergic to nuts
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Donate to Help Sophie and Ruben Rebuild After Fire, organized by Sophie Stuckle
Hello, my name is Sophie. On October 30th, me and my partner Ruben lost everyt… Sophie Stuckle needs your support for Help Sophie and Ruben Rebuild After Fire
gofund.me
My friend Ruben is more than halfway to his goal, even a couple of bucks would help.
They've got a bunch of cats, if that pulls at your heartstrings.
gofund.me/cc04f376b
They've got a bunch of cats, if that pulls at your heartstrings.
gofund.me/cc04f376b
if i go into anaphylaxis and die i need everyone to know I'm not careless at home, my dad just started buying the 2lb jars in a strange coincidence after i was diagnosed with a peanut allergy—
December 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
if i go into anaphylaxis and die i need everyone to know I'm not careless at home, my dad just started buying the 2lb jars in a strange coincidence after i was diagnosed with a peanut allergy—
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Selena’s legacy takes center stage in new GRAMMY Museum pop-up exhibition
Selena’s legacy takes center stage in new GRAMMY Museum pop-up exhibition
The GRAMMY Museum is preparing to open a limited-run exhibition dedicated to Selena Quintanilla, offering what the museum describes as the first official display of the singer’s personal items outs…
ktla.com
December 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Selena’s legacy takes center stage in new GRAMMY Museum pop-up exhibition
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The /SanJoseSharks weather the storm tonight! 🦈
December 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The /SanJoseSharks weather the storm tonight! 🦈
my birthday resolution (how I'm going to live my 30th year) is to stop letting people be mean to me for no reason. Perhaps that means giving them a reason, I'm not sure 🤷🏼
my new years resolution (how I'm going to live 2026) is the same as it is every year until i succeed: work on doing the splits 🤸🏼
my new years resolution (how I'm going to live 2026) is the same as it is every year until i succeed: work on doing the splits 🤸🏼
December 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
my birthday resolution (how I'm going to live my 30th year) is to stop letting people be mean to me for no reason. Perhaps that means giving them a reason, I'm not sure 🤷🏼
my new years resolution (how I'm going to live 2026) is the same as it is every year until i succeed: work on doing the splits 🤸🏼
my new years resolution (how I'm going to live 2026) is the same as it is every year until i succeed: work on doing the splits 🤸🏼
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Love is the answer and unfortunately that's super fucking gay
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Love is the answer and unfortunately that's super fucking gay
the same way that instead of speaking I've just been utilizing the air horn button in discord calls to convey my assent, I've been making my small Salacious B Crumb puppet screech when something needs a response all day. What response does it need? Well, Salacious B Crumb screeching,
December 7, 2025 at 6:44 AM
the same way that instead of speaking I've just been utilizing the air horn button in discord calls to convey my assent, I've been making my small Salacious B Crumb puppet screech when something needs a response all day. What response does it need? Well, Salacious B Crumb screeching,
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me. gouache on paper, 2019
April 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
me. gouache on paper, 2019
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🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈I dream of the day when the world can become a place where transgender people can live proudly and freely as themselves, and where they can love freely
As a mascot, I see human love as beautiful and wonderful.
I love you all today as well♡
As a mascot, I see human love as beautiful and wonderful.
I love you all today as well♡
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈I dream of the day when the world can become a place where transgender people can live proudly and freely as themselves, and where they can love freely
As a mascot, I see human love as beautiful and wonderful.
I love you all today as well♡
As a mascot, I see human love as beautiful and wonderful.
I love you all today as well♡
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won 2 games of commander in a row tonight against Stolas! swear they've never been so proud of me as when i proved every negative cliche of evil blue players correct & i counterspelled a million times before sending my 10/10 flying sharkbird to finish the job. Tears in his eyes 🥰
#MiTiburónGenial
#MiTiburónGenial
December 6, 2025 at 11:10 AM
won 2 games of commander in a row tonight against Stolas! swear they've never been so proud of me as when i proved every negative cliche of evil blue players correct & i counterspelled a million times before sending my 10/10 flying sharkbird to finish the job. Tears in his eyes 🥰
#MiTiburónGenial
#MiTiburónGenial
MY TATTOO ARTIST IS WORKING ON MY ZEBRA SHARK DESIGN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
December 6, 2025 at 7:56 AM
MY TATTOO ARTIST IS WORKING ON MY ZEBRA SHARK DESIGN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Screaming my head off at the prospect of an MCR x Monster High collab!
draculaura from monster high is holding a microphone and singing into it .
ALT: draculaura from monster high is holding a microphone and singing into it .
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Screaming my head off at the prospect of an MCR x Monster High collab!
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Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
"david you sure as hell have been talking about sharks with concerningly increasing frequency" I'm 30 now I'm living more genuinely and #myTruth is that shark week lives on year round for me. you'd think this was normal if it was football or Severance or pyramid schemes!!!
December 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
"david you sure as hell have been talking about sharks with concerningly increasing frequency" I'm 30 now I'm living more genuinely and #myTruth is that shark week lives on year round for me. you'd think this was normal if it was football or Severance or pyramid schemes!!!
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My pet medieval knight is actually very friendly once you get to know him. He gets so excited when I send him off on quests and he loves it when I feed him chopped-up spaghetti through the little hole in his visor. He did execute my postman yesterday but we're going to work on that.
December 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
My pet medieval knight is actually very friendly once you get to know him. He gets so excited when I send him off on quests and he loves it when I feed him chopped-up spaghetti through the little hole in his visor. He did execute my postman yesterday but we're going to work on that.
almost burst into Too Happy tears at the aquarium when a zebra shark swam above my head in a tunnel part of the tank. cannot describe what was being fired up in my synapses in that moment but they're now my #2 fave sharks
December 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
almost burst into Too Happy tears at the aquarium when a zebra shark swam above my head in a tunnel part of the tank. cannot describe what was being fired up in my synapses in that moment but they're now my #2 fave sharks
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What To Know About ‘Heated Rivalry’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-heated-rivalry/
December 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
What To Know About ‘Heated Rivalry’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-heated-rivalry/
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sucks that I can't go to Knott's Berry Farm anymore since i was diagnosed with a Peanut allergy :(
snoopy is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and his hand on his face .
Alt: snoopy giggling
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
sucks that I can't go to Knott's Berry Farm anymore since i was diagnosed with a Peanut allergy :(
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
I usually don't post about my wordle but !!! This was insane
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My friend Ruben is more than halfway to his goal, even a couple of bucks would help.
They've got a bunch of cats, if that pulls at your heartstrings.
gofund.me/cc04f376b
They've got a bunch of cats, if that pulls at your heartstrings.
gofund.me/cc04f376b
Donate to Help Sophie and Ruben Rebuild After Fire, organized by Sophie Stuckle
Hello, my name is Sophie. On October 30th, me and my partner Ruben lost everyt… Sophie Stuckle needs your support for Help Sophie and Ruben Rebuild After Fire
gofund.me
November 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
My friend Ruben is more than halfway to his goal, even a couple of bucks would help.
They've got a bunch of cats, if that pulls at your heartstrings.
gofund.me/cc04f376b
They've got a bunch of cats, if that pulls at your heartstrings.
gofund.me/cc04f376b