Princess ChooChoo
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princesschoochoo.bsky.social
Yes! That's sillier, and therefore better.
princesschoochoo.bsky.social
What if you put an art sticker on yourself though?
princesschoochoo.bsky.social
Oh that's simpler than my way, and uses more legal cards 😅

(I was using Rex Nebula + You're In Command)
princesschoochoo.bsky.social
Okay, so I think the sequence is:
Have Oath of Gideon, Yet Another Aether Vortex, and Captain Rex Nebula in play
Cast Form of the Approach of the Second Sun
Draw 6 cards
Go to combat, target yourself with Rex
Crew yourself (w/ Rex)
Go to 2nd main and cast You're In Command on yourself
princesschoochoo.bsky.social
However, the ruling gives us a way to achieve this, we just need a way to put a planeswalker card into our hand *without* drawing it, i.e. tutor, or "look at/reveal top X and put into hand" effects.
princesschoochoo.bsky.social
It's Eggbug, the logo/mascot of Cohost, a short lived social media platform that sprung up when Twitter started getting bad.

It was a lot more politically leftist, and a lot less focused on engagement, but unfortunately it didn't really take off, and closed down last year.
princesschoochoo.bsky.social
It only closed down last year 😅
princesschoochoo.bsky.social
I didn't really get much out of the trans dating article (I might have been missing the context, having not read the one it was parodying) but I thought this one was really funny.
princesschoochoo.bsky.social
Most weapons use right click for alt fire, but one uses an otherwise unused keyboard key.
princesschoochoo.bsky.social
Scrollwheel up to change weapon, but scrollwheel down throws a grenade.
princesschoochoo.bsky.social
Explain your username

I like the anime Princess Tutu, and in Japanese it's pronounced Chuchu. I also like trains, and Chuchu sounds a bit like choo-choo, so I combined them.
tinylesbianrobot.itch.io
Explain your user name

I like tiny lesbian robots, and that specific combination of words has been uncommon enough in my experience that it's something I've stuck with for its distinctiveness

I loathe LLMs for, among the many other good reasons to hate LLMs, poisoning the sapient robot well
eigenvectrix.myatproto.social
Explain your user name

I picked epistemophagy because I wanted a thematically consistent name for my alt, and my main at the time was eigenvectrix, which is also a made-up pseudo-Latinate compound word. I ended up sticking with epistemophagy out of inertia. Still prefer eigenvectrix.
princesschoochoo.bsky.social
Aside from the obvious desire to LARP racism, it also tends to treat AI as a bad type of person, which isn't really helpful to understanding anything.

AI isn't a person, and it's not an unperson either, it's just fancy auto complete. Animosity should be directed at it's creators and users.
princesschoochoo.bsky.social
Patti is brainwashed to think she's an officer, so Marcie calls her sir, but in reality she's in charge.
princesschoochoo.bsky.social
I've been thinking about something similar, and I feel like Soraya might be a better option? (She's errata'd to birds now)

There aren't a lot of good banding creatures, so being able to pad out with some strong birds might be better.
(Oracle text copied from Scryfall, note that the actual card says "Falcons" not birds)
 Soraya the Falconer {1}{W}{W}

Legendary Creature — Human

Bird creatures get +1/+1.

{1}{W}: Target Bird creature gains banding until end of turn. (Any creatures with banding, and up to one without, can attack in a band. Bands are blocked as a group. If any creatures with banding a player controls are blocking or being blocked by a creature, that player divides that creature’s combat damage, not its controller, among any of the creatures it’s being blocked by or is blocking.)

“Soraya speaks with the hunters of the air, as do all of her family line.”
—Autumn Willow
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Illustrated by Dennis Detwiller