Keith Kelly
@professorarchetype.bsky.social
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I’m like if “dourness” were a person. Opinions are mine. He/him/his.
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FRIEND: Keith seems like he would bite a vampire and become one instead of getting bitten BY a vampire.

ME: Yeah, that’s true. That’s definitely how it would’ve happened if it did happen.
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25. Technically a band, but the death of the singer prompted them to break up.

I like T.Rex a lot, but this song is my favorite. There’s a feeling of resigned disinterest to it. Almost as if it’s the sonic equivalent of lightning a cigarette and saying, “C’est la vie.”

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Dandy In The Underworld
YouTube video by T. Rex - Topic
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24. It’s tough to say, “I wish this band were still together” because, generally, bands end for a reason.

That said: I discovered this band during quarantine, and just recently found out that the disbanded. They were fantastic, and I wish I could’ve seen them live.

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Pure Hearts
YouTube video by Gygax - Topic
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professorarchetype.bsky.social
This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.
Reposted by Keith Kelly
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We don’t use AI for subtitles. Every line is carefully timed and translated by real people (who cry during finales and debate Best Girls, just like you).
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23. Everyone should listen to this song and this band.

I love TV on the Radio. I was home for Christmas back in 2006 when I first heard them. I fell asleep with the TV on, and woke up at 2am to see this video. It stuck with me, and I’ve stuck with them ever since.

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TV On The Radio - Wolf Like Me (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by RISEN
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professorarchetype.bsky.social
I wrote every research paper in college the night before they were due. My lowest grade (a “B”) was on a paper about Diane Arbus for a photography class, and I only got that because I included “too much personal opinion.”

GenAI ain’t shit, and the more you use it to write the worse you’ll be.
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I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.
wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
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It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes
professorarchetype.bsky.social
I’m trying to learn to just accept things from people, because I trust that no one in my life currently treats kindness towards me like a transaction, but it’s incredibly difficult.
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It’s so ingrained in me that, while I can be appreciative, I’d rather do/buy things for myself because then I’ll owe no one.

Even now, I can’t accept a gift without insisting the giver accept a gift or favor in return. Years of toxic relationships has essentially made it so I operate on Fey rules.
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A few months ago my therapist asked why I’m not into getting gifts/acts of service as shows of affection, and I finally realized it’s because those things have almost always had strings attached.

Not in a reciprocal sense, either, but just fully transactional. Like, gift/service = obligation.
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Back in August a good friend and I went to see the band Ghost in Las Vegas for the first time. They didn’t allow filming in the arena, so this is us in line on the way in.

Vegas was meh, but the concert was amazing.
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22. On the surface this is a breakup song. The writer says it’s about self deception, and maybe that’s part of why it’s helped me move forward all year.

I could move from one toxic situation to another, or be honest with myself and push forward to better things.

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Ghost - Lachryma (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by GhostBCVEVO
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Ten horror movies that made me a horror movie addict.

Reposting because I forgot two.

In no particular order:

🧟‍♂️Night of the Living Dead
📖The Evil Dead
🎭Scream
🎃Halloween
📖In the Mouth of Madness
🧟‍♀️The Ring
👻The Grudge
🚀Event Horizon
📫Jacob’s Ladder
🧊The Thing
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ten horror movies that made me a horror movie addict

🥚 Alien
🐺 The Thing
😴 A Nightmare on Elm Street
🔪 Scream
📖 The Evil Dead
🕊️ The Birds
🌀 Event Horizon
📺 Poltergeist
🦇 Bram Stoker's Dracula
🩸 Carrie
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ten horror movies that made me a horror movie addict

👾Alien
🐺An American Werewolf in London
🧟‍♂️Dawn of the Dead '78
📖The Evil Dead
🪓Friday the 13th
🐲Gojira
🎃Halloween
👬Invasion of the Body Snatchers '78
🦍King Kong '33
🚀The Thing
professorarchetype.bsky.social
That Witcher S4 trailer is… not filling me with confidence.

I guess we’ll see on 10/30, but it feels like the writers just kind of rolled their eyes and said, “FINE whatever we’ll mostly stick to your dumb novels geez.”
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Man. Would be cool to live in a country that invested in the humanities rather than doubling down on perpetual inhumanity.
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Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
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Post from Threads user rodneyowl: "Ireland has declared the Basic Income for Artists scheme permanent. This will be officially announced in tomorrow’s budget. Details to follow. Congratulations to all who fought for it and the present and future artists of all sorts in Ireland. That includes me 👌We’re just comin to the end of a 3 year pilot scheme. It’s been a roaring success. For every €1 paid out to the 2000 participants, the government got €1.46 back. Can’t argue with that. Other countries are already taking note."
professorarchetype.bsky.social
OR do do all fuckin’ three AND be “in a fandom.”

In fact, DEFINITELY be “in a fandom” for your hobbies, and make adult friends that way instead of through work or however tf guys like this suggest.
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21. I thought about going with another Ghost song for this, but in the end decided to go with Cake.

This song is haunting and melancholic. There’s a finality to it that feels almost funerary, and I love that.

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CAKE - Frank Sinatra (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by CakeVEVO
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20. This is definitely one of my favorites from Ghost, and probably one of my favorites songs over all.

There’s a feeling of urgency and desperate need in this that I relate to. Like craving catharsis or something to ease the pressure of feeling and living day-to-day.

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Ghost - Spillways (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by GhostBCVEVO
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professorarchetype.bsky.social
Describe your BlueSky account in a single image.
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I’ve said this before, and I’ll almost certainly say it again, but I hate most “southern accents” in media.

Y’all there are a variety besides “yeehaw cowboy” and “Georgian socialite.” Please learn one. As a western North Carolinian I can recommend the Appalachian accent whole heartedly.
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I like ‘em a lot. They’re interesting little horror point-and-click adventure games with quick time events that affect how the game plays out.

Same publisher did The Quarry, which has mode where you can choose settings that affect character decisions and then watch it like a movie.
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25 Games to Get to Know Me

In no particular order. I love all of these games for different reasons, but I especially love the ones that tell an interesting story and/or make me feel something.
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I don’t fuckin’ know. Go to therapy if you can, don’t keep shitty people in your life, get some sleep.
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Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?