rochel 🃏
@pronouns.bsky.social
26yo jewish trans woman, writer and comedian, host of pulp friction. from tweets
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Bluesky not beating the allegations
okay folks, “government name” doesn’t mean “work for the government.” it is a slang term meaning “your full name”
December 7, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Bluesky not beating the allegations
quit eating chives with your wives and come eat ants on logs with your aunts-in-law
December 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
quit eating chives with your wives and come eat ants on logs with your aunts-in-law
Playlist of new songs I liked in November, featuring SpongeBob, big guy, pants, okay open.substack.com/pub/pulpfric...
The Playlist: November '25
"SpongeBob big guy pants okay."
open.substack.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Playlist of new songs I liked in November, featuring SpongeBob, big guy, pants, okay open.substack.com/pub/pulpfric...
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he soived
… and he SERVED ✨
December 6, 2025 at 6:34 AM
he soived
getting ready for an improv audition by looking in the mirror and affirming “I AM LOOKING QUIRKY. I AM A QUIRKED UP WHITE GIRL.”
December 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
getting ready for an improv audition by looking in the mirror and affirming “I AM LOOKING QUIRKY. I AM A QUIRKED UP WHITE GIRL.”
if you wanna be kinky you have to do the reading
December 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
if you wanna be kinky you have to do the reading
realizing i have the exact life described in the friends theme song rn:
- job’s a joke
- broke
- love life’s doa
- always stuck in second gear
- hasn’t been my day/week/month/year
- job’s a joke
- broke
- love life’s doa
- always stuck in second gear
- hasn’t been my day/week/month/year
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
realizing i have the exact life described in the friends theme song rn:
- job’s a joke
- broke
- love life’s doa
- always stuck in second gear
- hasn’t been my day/week/month/year
- job’s a joke
- broke
- love life’s doa
- always stuck in second gear
- hasn’t been my day/week/month/year
send a #1-100 for a song from my APPLE MUSIC REPLAY playlist :)
December 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
send a #1-100 for a song from my APPLE MUSIC REPLAY playlist :)
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Your motherboard? Not when she's with me 😏
December 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Your motherboard? Not when she's with me 😏
divine lorraine hotel huh? i gotta meet this lorraine lady…
December 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
divine lorraine hotel huh? i gotta meet this lorraine lady…
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it's that time of year when a bunch of people start pretending their personal distaste for the avatar franchise can bend reality in their favor against the inevitable tide of james "big jim" cameron's next guaranteed blockbuster smash hit. you can ignore them, they are fools
December 2, 2025 at 2:03 PM
it's that time of year when a bunch of people start pretending their personal distaste for the avatar franchise can bend reality in their favor against the inevitable tide of james "big jim" cameron's next guaranteed blockbuster smash hit. you can ignore them, they are fools
if you say anything crazy to me this week i'll cry. or anything normal
December 2, 2025 at 5:11 AM
if you say anything crazy to me this week i'll cry. or anything normal
Dude Pajamas: Make Bedtime Your Bitch!™️
December 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Dude Pajamas: Make Bedtime Your Bitch!™️
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i wish dogs could smoke weed
December 1, 2025 at 3:24 AM
i wish dogs could smoke weed
your favorite holiday tradition is back. with gratitude, here is Jack Frost Nutting 2025 www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHYt...
jack frost nutting by the carpenters
YouTube video by new rocky videos
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December 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
your favorite holiday tradition is back. with gratitude, here is Jack Frost Nutting 2025 www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHYt...
they need to give me a job or im gonna cry so bad
December 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
they need to give me a job or im gonna cry so bad
when things aren’t going my way i say “could this be the end of rochel?”
December 1, 2025 at 5:20 AM
when things aren’t going my way i say “could this be the end of rochel?”
my buddy compared me to cheryl blossom on friday and i’m still riding that high tbh
December 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
my buddy compared me to cheryl blossom on friday and i’m still riding that high tbh
song of the year is of course whim whamiee
November 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
song of the year is of course whim whamiee
spongebob big guy, M M, flip it around? pants okay!
November 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
spongebob big guy, M M, flip it around? pants okay!
i got your picture, i’m coming with you, spongebob big guy pants okay
November 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
i got your picture, i’m coming with you, spongebob big guy pants okay
why would i want to see carls caverns if they're not even good
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
why would i want to see carls caverns if they're not even good