protojman
@protojman.com
Magic: the Gathering player, PC gamer, pet parent for 2 dogs and cats, music lover, art enjoyer, bread baker. He/him
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Pop tarts are the forbidden fruit
December 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Pop tarts are the forbidden fruit
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December 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Taking in the holidays slowly. Basting in them. Simmering in them. Melting into a fine roux with them. Agitating through the holidays.
December 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Taking in the holidays slowly. Basting in them. Simmering in them. Melting into a fine roux with them. Agitating through the holidays.
I used to think seasonal depression was from the joy of the holidays and time off ending, with a long break until the next one.
Now I think it’s just from the days getting longer.
Now I think it’s just from the days getting longer.
December 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I used to think seasonal depression was from the joy of the holidays and time off ending, with a long break until the next one.
Now I think it’s just from the days getting longer.
Now I think it’s just from the days getting longer.
Spider-Man Miles Morales is a Christmas/holiday game.
December 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Spider-Man Miles Morales is a Christmas/holiday game.
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I was a kid once. And my biggest regret in life is that I never got a childhood without pain.
Politicians should never insert themselves into the personal health care decisions of patients, parents, and their providers—and that includes trans Americans.
Politicians should never insert themselves into the personal health care decisions of patients, parents, and their providers—and that includes trans Americans.
December 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I was a kid once. And my biggest regret in life is that I never got a childhood without pain.
Politicians should never insert themselves into the personal health care decisions of patients, parents, and their providers—and that includes trans Americans.
Politicians should never insert themselves into the personal health care decisions of patients, parents, and their providers—and that includes trans Americans.
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it is terrifying and awful that this passed the House with any Dem support at all (and once again, the continued leadership support for Cuellar is unconscionable)
call your senators and make absolutely sure this dies in the Senate, lives are on the line
trans people deserve so much better
call your senators and make absolutely sure this dies in the Senate, lives are on the line
trans people deserve so much better
Henry Cuellar, Don Davis, and Vicente Gonzalez joined Republicans in voting to criminalize trans health care.
The bill passed only 216 to 214.
4 Republicans voted no. If they did too, it would have failed.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2025/rol...
The bill passed only 216 to 214.
4 Republicans voted no. If they did too, it would have failed.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2025/rol...
clerk.house.gov
December 18, 2025 at 4:02 AM
it is terrifying and awful that this passed the House with any Dem support at all (and once again, the continued leadership support for Cuellar is unconscionable)
call your senators and make absolutely sure this dies in the Senate, lives are on the line
trans people deserve so much better
call your senators and make absolutely sure this dies in the Senate, lives are on the line
trans people deserve so much better
#steamreplay
Based on these numbers it kinda looks like I just played Stardew and Rimworld, but those were just a few-week spikes. I kinda meandered my way through a number of games.
Based on these numbers it kinda looks like I just played Stardew and Rimworld, but those were just a few-week spikes. I kinda meandered my way through a number of games.
December 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
#steamreplay
Based on these numbers it kinda looks like I just played Stardew and Rimworld, but those were just a few-week spikes. I kinda meandered my way through a number of games.
Based on these numbers it kinda looks like I just played Stardew and Rimworld, but those were just a few-week spikes. I kinda meandered my way through a number of games.
Bluesky I present: my cat. Beautiful in her splendor.
December 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Bluesky I present: my cat. Beautiful in her splendor.
Y'all, the baseball Deep Space 9 episode is SO good. It was the episode that made me give the series a real chance because of how jokey and funny it was.
But honestly? It's such a human story. It's such a good Sisko story and such a great performance by Avery Brooks.
But honestly? It's such a human story. It's such a good Sisko story and such a great performance by Avery Brooks.
December 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Y'all, the baseball Deep Space 9 episode is SO good. It was the episode that made me give the series a real chance because of how jokey and funny it was.
But honestly? It's such a human story. It's such a good Sisko story and such a great performance by Avery Brooks.
But honestly? It's such a human story. It's such a good Sisko story and such a great performance by Avery Brooks.
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Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2
December 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
unsubscribe sections of websites are so passive aggressive. "Aw, did the little user not intend to/not remember signing up for e-mails 😢"
naw man I read that shit, I opt-out where I can.
naw man I read that shit, I opt-out where I can.
December 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
unsubscribe sections of websites are so passive aggressive. "Aw, did the little user not intend to/not remember signing up for e-mails 😢"
naw man I read that shit, I opt-out where I can.
naw man I read that shit, I opt-out where I can.
I’ve become an indoor sock wearer lately and my latent superpowers are manifesting.
December 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I’ve become an indoor sock wearer lately and my latent superpowers are manifesting.
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The chances of being run over by a monster truck driven by a fox are slim, but never zero.
December 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The chances of being run over by a monster truck driven by a fox are slim, but never zero.
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How I measure most things in the kitchen: scale or measuring cups.
How I measure garlic and onions: *looks at partially used bulb* yeah that ought to be enough.
How I measure garlic and onions: *looks at partially used bulb* yeah that ought to be enough.
December 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
How I measure most things in the kitchen: scale or measuring cups.
How I measure garlic and onions: *looks at partially used bulb* yeah that ought to be enough.
How I measure garlic and onions: *looks at partially used bulb* yeah that ought to be enough.
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we all got cowed into avoiding "virtue signaling" as if the public affirmation of socially agreed upon ethical principles was somehow cringey instead of a significant part of what a "society" even is. now all there's left is vice signaling, and it's reshaping society.
December 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
we all got cowed into avoiding "virtue signaling" as if the public affirmation of socially agreed upon ethical principles was somehow cringey instead of a significant part of what a "society" even is. now all there's left is vice signaling, and it's reshaping society.
Thinking about streaming Metroid Prime in the new year. I need a schedule to keep to so I can actually finish games.
I first/last played Metroid Prime in middle school, Metroid Prime 2 in high school, and finished the Trilogy in college. It's been a minute.
If I do, twitch.tv/protojman
I first/last played Metroid Prime in middle school, Metroid Prime 2 in high school, and finished the Trilogy in college. It's been a minute.
If I do, twitch.tv/protojman
December 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Thinking about streaming Metroid Prime in the new year. I need a schedule to keep to so I can actually finish games.
I first/last played Metroid Prime in middle school, Metroid Prime 2 in high school, and finished the Trilogy in college. It's been a minute.
If I do, twitch.tv/protojman
I first/last played Metroid Prime in middle school, Metroid Prime 2 in high school, and finished the Trilogy in college. It's been a minute.
If I do, twitch.tv/protojman
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i dont want to live in a world that values gambling apps and ai i want to live in a world that celebrates mustard and puppets
This commercial for French's Mustard from 1987 is equal parts charming and also kinda unsettling, but what strikes me is the work that went into the absolutely delightful puppetry and practical effects for a *mustard commercial*!! Imagine that today??
December 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
i dont want to live in a world that values gambling apps and ai i want to live in a world that celebrates mustard and puppets
Sorry for the grainy picture- spouse was asleep and animals don’t like flash. But couldn’t resist sharing how I found Goose last night. Since he was on the edge of the bed already I tried not to disturb him and just slid in the middle 😂
December 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Sorry for the grainy picture- spouse was asleep and animals don’t like flash. But couldn’t resist sharing how I found Goose last night. Since he was on the edge of the bed already I tried not to disturb him and just slid in the middle 😂
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“Go back to your country”: a close read(ing) ✊🏾✊🏾
December 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
“Go back to your country”: a close read(ing) ✊🏾✊🏾
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COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
What did Ramba Ral forget this time?
November 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
What did Ramba Ral forget this time?
It’s time for the yearly tradition of adding classic tv shows to my “Christmas episode playlist” on plex and getting distracted by how messed up my Batman the animated series folder is.
November 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
It’s time for the yearly tradition of adding classic tv shows to my “Christmas episode playlist” on plex and getting distracted by how messed up my Batman the animated series folder is.