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Provolone
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Retired lifeguard (she/her)
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This WEDNESDAY!

Drown yourself in Toxicity as the Toxic Spider Thekla faces off against the AEW Women’s World Champion Kris Statlander for the first time!

Art design by Justixe on Twitter x.com/justixe26/st...

#AEW
January 26, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 2:53 AM
January 26, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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I am strongly considering the counterargument to this post
literally no better football game than just waiting around for hours wondering if the backup QB is gonna do something. he still might!
January 26, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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bad bunny will be ritualistically sacrificing tom brady at the superbowl halftime show to usher in the new era of woke 2 inshallah
January 25, 2026 at 11:24 PM
HELP US SEATTLE YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE
January 25, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I recommend not having to depend on this Denver Broncos team for your sanity
January 25, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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Unrivaled co-founder and WNBA MVP Breanna Stewart held up an “Abolish ICE” sign during player intros ahead of Mist’s game this afternoon.

Photo via @unrivaledwbb.bsky.social
January 25, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Had a workshop in Boston today, stuck around for a bit afterward
January 24, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.

White. Hot. Rage.
January 24, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Was just thinking the same thing
Ooh these Rose jerseys are beauts
January 24, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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#Minnesota - ICE out Minneapolis - statewide general strike against the ICE terror! Heartwarming at -10º Fahrenheit / -23º Celsius
January 23, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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One of the most skilled and overall best workers to ever do it and EASILY the most brilliant klutz, barring none. Mayu Iwatani is so human, it’s painfully hilarious. Love her to pieces and just wish she was doing something more relevant right now and for someone better than that guy she trusts.
January 23, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Grocery store is mobbed already 😬
January 23, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I just imagined Marina Mabrey on The Traitors and felt SUCH a rush. Who do I make this request to.
January 23, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Rob you fucking Traitor traitor!!
January 23, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."
January 22, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Just looked at the list, very "we saw five movies this year"
Obviously don’t have the numbers on this, but this feels like one of the shallowest pools in recent Oscar memory, the same handful of films up and down every category.
January 22, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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Tony Khan diabolical for turning Death Riders good and challenging the public to cheer Wheeler Yuta. #AEWDynamite
January 22, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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there is only one funny dog death in all of fiction: when Downton Abbey had to kill off Isis in 2014 because of the rise of the Islamic State
January 22, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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Goddamn, Shibata!! #AEWDynamite
January 22, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Wait I missed it where's Danielson
January 22, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Utterly fascinated by this Succession situation running the Buffalo Bills. What a mess.
January 21, 2026 at 5:42 PM
When I was in Ireland last year, the subject of our president would be raised in some form of the following exchange:
Irish: "Gotta say, I don't like yer man Trump."
Us: "Yeah, neither do we."
(we sigh, they nod, the topic is changed)
January 21, 2026 at 4:09 PM