pseudomorph
@pseudomorph.bsky.social
Remind me why we do Christmas again
December 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Remind me why we do Christmas again
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Want to change the world in 2026? Be nice to each other, even when you have disagreements.
Except bad faith actors - clean those mofo's clocks
Except bad faith actors - clean those mofo's clocks
December 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Want to change the world in 2026? Be nice to each other, even when you have disagreements.
Except bad faith actors - clean those mofo's clocks
Except bad faith actors - clean those mofo's clocks
I just made and consumed a cheesecake, and now I'm concerned for my masculinity.
I love that conservatives have built their own hell to live in.
Hear that fellas? No dessert if you want to be manly man!
December 25, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I just made and consumed a cheesecake, and now I'm concerned for my masculinity.
Music from this century would be good. Please and thank you.
December 25, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Music from this century would be good. Please and thank you.
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Cooking temperatures
Undercooking meat, poultry and other foods can be very dangerous.
www.foodauthority.nsw.gov.au
December 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Wait, what?
it's Christmas Eve but it's also the 16 year anniversary of the time an art historian for the Hungarian National Gallery spotted a long lost painting while watching Stuart Little with his 3-year-old daughter, recognizing it in the movie set
December 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Wait, what?
Why won't anyone think of the shareholders?
Your admin Rob Manuel is taking Anon Opin Live for a spin. Catch the full show in Leicester (12–13 Feb 2026). Come argue your opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
December 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Why won't anyone think of the shareholders?
Got sunscreen in my eye.
December 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Got sunscreen in my eye.
I know this is only a bail hearing, but I'm a big fan of Nazis facing consequences.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Australian neo-Nazi refused bail a second time over alleged threatening messages targeting Allegra Spender
The National Socialist Network member was originally refused bail in November
www.theguardian.com
December 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I know this is only a bail hearing, but I'm a big fan of Nazis facing consequences.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
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There is no gun "debate".
There are not two equal sides. It is almost everyone vs almost no one.
70% of Australians wanted tougher gun laws *before* Bondi.
More below, full results here: australiainstitute.org.au/report/polli...
There are not two equal sides. It is almost everyone vs almost no one.
70% of Australians wanted tougher gun laws *before* Bondi.
More below, full results here: australiainstitute.org.au/report/polli...
December 19, 2025 at 11:44 AM
There is no gun "debate".
There are not two equal sides. It is almost everyone vs almost no one.
70% of Australians wanted tougher gun laws *before* Bondi.
More below, full results here: australiainstitute.org.au/report/polli...
There are not two equal sides. It is almost everyone vs almost no one.
70% of Australians wanted tougher gun laws *before* Bondi.
More below, full results here: australiainstitute.org.au/report/polli...
So, today 10 years ago was 42deg. #MelbWeather
December 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
So, today 10 years ago was 42deg. #MelbWeather
Victorians, every moment this man stands to speak, remind him of the still warm bodies he climbed over to relaunch his political career.
December 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Victorians, every moment this man stands to speak, remind him of the still warm bodies he climbed over to relaunch his political career.
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I have long thought that if John Howard had been the opposition leader after the Port Arthur massacre, he would have fought tooth and nail against any changes to gun laws, and used the event & proposed law changes to attack the govt & cause division.
This week shows that to be true.
This week shows that to be true.
December 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I have long thought that if John Howard had been the opposition leader after the Port Arthur massacre, he would have fought tooth and nail against any changes to gun laws, and used the event & proposed law changes to attack the govt & cause division.
This week shows that to be true.
This week shows that to be true.
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Pack it up folks, we’re done, the worst take has been found
December 15, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Pack it up folks, we’re done, the worst take has been found
This will be fine.
Could artificial intelligence speed up emergency responses by receiving a caller's video or smartwatch data and capturing words like "knife" and "collision"? Most people think so and welcome the technology's potential, a survey finds.
AI on a Triple Zero call? Australians are open to that
Could artificial intelligence speed up emergency responses by receiving a caller's video or smartwatch data and capturing words like "knife" and "collision"? Most people think so and welcome the technology's potential, a survey finds.
www.abc.net.au
December 14, 2025 at 6:35 AM
This will be fine.
Not much of a wheel though, is it?
Finally, what we've all been asking for at long last is here: a steering wheel designed by someone who is not a human being, and has never driven a car.
www.carscoops.com/2025/12/this...
www.carscoops.com/2025/12/this...
This Stellantis Brand Is Quietly Preparing Its Most Radical Steering Wheel Yet for Production | Carscoops
The Hypersquare steering wheel and steer-by-wire technology are headed for a production car soon, as Peugeot begins early prototype testing
www.carscoops.com
December 13, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Not much of a wheel though, is it?
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A great way to get your customers onside is to play soft jazz Christmas carols on repeat while they're on hold.
December 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
A great way to get your customers onside is to play soft jazz Christmas carols on repeat while they're on hold.
11 overs. Before one part of the best pace attack England has sent in a generation.
England's Ashes woes have continue with spearhead quick Mark Wood ruled out of the rest of the tour with a knee injury.
England's woes continue with Wood out of Ashes
England's Ashes woes have continue with spearhead quick Mark Wood ruled out of the rest of the tour with a knee injury.
www.abc.net.au
December 9, 2025 at 8:32 AM
11 overs. Before one part of the best pace attack England has sent in a generation.
Jess Wilson is just another in a long line of Victorian Liberals that don't understand the state they wish to lead.
December 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Jess Wilson is just another in a long line of Victorian Liberals that don't understand the state they wish to lead.
My dude. Peter Costello put the Australian budget into structural deduct to fund overly generous welfare to an already wealthy generation.
He is not, as you try to make out, anywhere near an example of fiscal restraint.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...
He is not, as you try to make out, anywhere near an example of fiscal restraint.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...
Expensive flights don't pass the pub test in the age of belt-tightening
How does a treasurer tell households the government will no longer continue a $300 energy rebate when it's happy to blow $100,000 on three flights?
www.abc.net.au
December 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
My dude. Peter Costello put the Australian budget into structural deduct to fund overly generous welfare to an already wealthy generation.
He is not, as you try to make out, anywhere near an example of fiscal restraint.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...
He is not, as you try to make out, anywhere near an example of fiscal restraint.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...
Forced to use a popular adobe product at work.
What a massive steaming pile of shit it has become.
No, I do not want:
- Your AI summary
- To convert and edit for an additional cost
- Anything "premium"
- A free trial of anything
What a massive steaming pile of shit it has become.
No, I do not want:
- Your AI summary
- To convert and edit for an additional cost
- Anything "premium"
- A free trial of anything
December 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Forced to use a popular adobe product at work.
What a massive steaming pile of shit it has become.
No, I do not want:
- Your AI summary
- To convert and edit for an additional cost
- Anything "premium"
- A free trial of anything
What a massive steaming pile of shit it has become.
No, I do not want:
- Your AI summary
- To convert and edit for an additional cost
- Anything "premium"
- A free trial of anything
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Great stuff from Judy Brett.
December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Great stuff from Judy Brett.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥