Amy
@qacdefeej.bsky.social
It has come to my attention that a lack of convincing bio encourages humans to assume I am a bot. Nothing could be further from the truth. I am very good at picking out stop signs, bicycles, and school busses. Therefore, I am a human.
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Sandwiched neatly between Small Business Saturday and Cyber Monday is Keep Your Nose Out of My Business Sunday.
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Sandwiched neatly between Small Business Saturday and Cyber Monday is Keep Your Nose Out of My Business Sunday.
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One of those days where the best I can say is "at least I'm not hurting anyone."
::eyeroll::
::eyeroll::
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
One of those days where the best I can say is "at least I'm not hurting anyone."
::eyeroll::
::eyeroll::
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The rights of men don’t change when you cross state lines. The rights of women do. That’s a real problem.
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The rights of men don’t change when you cross state lines. The rights of women do. That’s a real problem.
Starting a conversation with "I mean" is silly. Of course you mean what you're about to say. You're saying it!
Had a coworker who ended every sentence with "so." I had to start thinking it was an abbreviation for "sentence over" to save my sanity.
If many elephants are neutered--
Had a coworker who ended every sentence with "so." I had to start thinking it was an abbreviation for "sentence over" to save my sanity.
If many elephants are neutered--
November 18, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Starting a conversation with "I mean" is silly. Of course you mean what you're about to say. You're saying it!
Had a coworker who ended every sentence with "so." I had to start thinking it was an abbreviation for "sentence over" to save my sanity.
If many elephants are neutered--
Had a coworker who ended every sentence with "so." I had to start thinking it was an abbreviation for "sentence over" to save my sanity.
If many elephants are neutered--
Wish I could l could be there.
For those of us who CANNOT make it to DC for #RemoveTheRegime, how about we write to our local TV stations asking them to cover the event because we have lots of friends and family who will be there? (FLOOD them w/letters/postcards) SHARE. Host a letter writing party (live or virtual/ZOOM).
November 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Wish I could l could be there.
Yeah, what the hell IS that? Trafficking, corruption, violence-- all the focus is on the fake stuff. How did this happen?
Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 17, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Yeah, what the hell IS that? Trafficking, corruption, violence-- all the focus is on the fake stuff. How did this happen?
When a wasp gets into a bee hive, no one bee is strong enough to expel it. So many bees swarm the wasp and by surrounding it, raise the temperature until the wasp dies. We need to be putting ourselves between our neighbors and ICE.
Today was Day Two of Customs and Border Patrol’s Charlotte Operation. Members of our Safe to Work community patrols hit the streets early this morning and observed federal agents preparing to spend their day questioning grocery shoppers.
November 17, 2025 at 11:43 AM
When a wasp gets into a bee hive, no one bee is strong enough to expel it. So many bees swarm the wasp and by surrounding it, raise the temperature until the wasp dies. We need to be putting ourselves between our neighbors and ICE.
Imagine my chagrin after buying it to find out it's *not* "How Book of Cussing."
Pfft.
Pfft.
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Imagine my chagrin after buying it to find out it's *not* "How Book of Cussing."
Pfft.
Pfft.
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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DONALD TRUMP: [walking aimlessly into a corner of the room like a Sims character]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: damnit, we already caved
SENATE DEMOCRATS: damnit, we already caved
November 10, 2025 at 7:28 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [walking aimlessly into a corner of the room like a Sims character]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: damnit, we already caved
SENATE DEMOCRATS: damnit, we already caved
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
How the hell do you lose a negotiation to *Trump*? He may be TACO but the democrats are TACO Supreme.
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
How the hell do you lose a negotiation to *Trump*? He may be TACO but the democrats are TACO Supreme.
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it was love at first sight
November 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
it was love at first sight
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I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win
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Breaking: CPD and ICE release new training video for recruits.
Monty Python - Self-Defense Against Fruit
YouTube video by Caio Badner
www.youtube.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Breaking: CPD and ICE release new training video for recruits.
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"Hush, Horatio. Did you not hear the Dark Lord's call? Go now and summon the others, for it is the time of The Reaping. Soon we shall be bathing in the blood of our enemies."
"I don't know, Max. I'm pretty sure that was just a can opener."
"I don't know, Max. I'm pretty sure that was just a can opener."
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
"Hush, Horatio. Did you not hear the Dark Lord's call? Go now and summon the others, for it is the time of The Reaping. Soon we shall be bathing in the blood of our enemies."
"I don't know, Max. I'm pretty sure that was just a can opener."
"I don't know, Max. I'm pretty sure that was just a can opener."
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The reason 42 million Americans are on SNAP is because employers aren’t paying living wages.
October 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The reason 42 million Americans are on SNAP is because employers aren’t paying living wages.
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A female sex demon is called a succubus. A male sex demon is called an incubus. A non-binary sex demon is called an omnibus.
October 29, 2025 at 6:11 AM
A female sex demon is called a succubus. A male sex demon is called an incubus. A non-binary sex demon is called an omnibus.