Teddy Zartler
@quantumtessera.bsky.social
Doctor Preeminent Pedant and slightly OCD whackadoodle on Bsky.
Pinned
a man in an apron is smiling and says i am pumped
ALT: a man in an apron is smiling and says i am pumped
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So, are you getting excited for #YoungScientistNetworking? I am! Who do we have?
@chemscrapes.bsky.social @manhattanscientist.bsky.social @pwk2024.bsky.social @marycanady.bsky.social @pauldauenhauer.bsky.social @punkrockscience.bsky.social @jenlove.bsky.social and @merz.bsky.social
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@chemscrapes.bsky.social @manhattanscientist.bsky.social @pwk2024.bsky.social @marycanady.bsky.social @pauldauenhauer.bsky.social @punkrockscience.bsky.social @jenlove.bsky.social and @merz.bsky.social
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Who's surprised?
New systematic review of available evidence published in @lancetobgyn-wh.bsky.social suggests use of paracetamol during pregnancy does not cause autism, aligning with EMA’s previous assessment. Read the study: www.thelancet.com/action/showP...
www.thelancet.com
January 21, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Who's surprised?
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Hi there, do you know a recent ICE recruit who has no business being in the organization? Please reach out to me at [email protected] or on Signal at laura.113
Internal fact check will have to confirm your story, but we will keep you completely anonymous in any reporting
Internal fact check will have to confirm your story, but we will keep you completely anonymous in any reporting
January 21, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Hi there, do you know a recent ICE recruit who has no business being in the organization? Please reach out to me at [email protected] or on Signal at laura.113
Internal fact check will have to confirm your story, but we will keep you completely anonymous in any reporting
Internal fact check will have to confirm your story, but we will keep you completely anonymous in any reporting
Chemists are the best
That's fep-tridecane.
(just make up your own prefix like sec-, tert-, etc. If we can get enough people to use it... poof! it becomes the "common name")
(just make up your own prefix like sec-, tert-, etc. If we can get enough people to use it... poof! it becomes the "common name")
January 21, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Chemists are the best
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Potential Postdoctoral Fellowship Available here at The University of Winnipeg with me, in the Quantum Chemical Theory and Simulation Laboratory. Programming experience and doctoral studies related to electronic structure theory are considered valuable. [1/3]
January 21, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Heck yeah.
“We know the old order is not coming back. We shouldn’t mourn it. Nostalgia is not a strategy… The powerful have their power. But we have something, too: the capacity to stop pretending.”
— Canadian PM Mark Carney at Davos, basically announcing divorce from America and receiving a standing ovation
— Canadian PM Mark Carney at Davos, basically announcing divorce from America and receiving a standing ovation
January 20, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Heck yeah.
Daughter is a nursing major now. I get texts asking, what is this? I said 1-methyl-2-ethyl-2'-propyl-heptane. How close am I?
January 20, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Daughter is a nursing major now. I get texts asking, what is this? I said 1-methyl-2-ethyl-2'-propyl-heptane. How close am I?
This is the most worthy account to learn from. @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social second.
Hey ding-dongs, let’s have a chit-chat about 'Ablaut reduplication.'
If you have three words, the order usually goes 'I-A-O.'
-tic-tac-toe
If there are only two words, ‘I’ is the first and the second is either ‘A’ or ‘O.’
-click-clack
-King-Kong
If you have three words, the order usually goes 'I-A-O.'
-tic-tac-toe
If there are only two words, ‘I’ is the first and the second is either ‘A’ or ‘O.’
-click-clack
-King-Kong
January 20, 2026 at 4:01 PM
This is the most worthy account to learn from. @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social second.
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Found on LinkedIn alongside text describing how PCR works. 😂. #TeamMassSpec #massspectrometry #science #badai
January 18, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Found on LinkedIn alongside text describing how PCR works. 😂. #TeamMassSpec #massspectrometry #science #badai
Wow
January 19, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Wow
Wow
January 19, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Wow
The chinese truck outside the chem building at 34th and Spruce. The brown sauce went on everything and was fire! @pennchemistry.bsky.social mayhaps it is still there?
Mokomandy in Sterling, Va. A Korean-Cajun fusion place in a random suburban strip mall just down the road from our house.
Everything on the menu was great.
Everything on the menu was great.
Sunday night timeline cleanse
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
January 19, 2026 at 1:55 PM
The chinese truck outside the chem building at 34th and Spruce. The brown sauce went on everything and was fire! @pennchemistry.bsky.social mayhaps it is still there?
Bruh... can we just 25th him already?
Donald Trump links threats to seize Greenland to Nobel prize snub in letter | Donald Trump | The Guardian share.google/oj8KkZx1ZHvl...
Donald Trump links threats to seize Greenland to Nobel prize snub in letter | Donald Trump | The Guardian share.google/oj8KkZx1ZHvl...
Donald Trump links threats to seize Greenland to Nobel prize snub in letter
US president says he no longer feels the need to think ‘purely of peace’ in letter to Norwegian prime minister
share.google
January 19, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Bruh... can we just 25th him already?
Donald Trump links threats to seize Greenland to Nobel prize snub in letter | Donald Trump | The Guardian share.google/oj8KkZx1ZHvl...
Donald Trump links threats to seize Greenland to Nobel prize snub in letter | Donald Trump | The Guardian share.google/oj8KkZx1ZHvl...
Do cats know how bad their poop stinks? Like, bro, I know what you eat. It ain't anything that should smell like that on the back end.
January 19, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Do cats know how bad their poop stinks? Like, bro, I know what you eat. It ain't anything that should smell like that on the back end.
This is a pretty obvious path for Europe to take. I hope they do.
January 18, 2026 at 7:47 PM
This is a pretty obvious path for Europe to take. I hope they do.
This is perfect...
January 18, 2026 at 5:44 PM
This is perfect...
Somebody sent a group text to the cote...
January 18, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Somebody sent a group text to the cote...
Why y'all been gatekeeping Nova Twins from me?
January 18, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Why y'all been gatekeeping Nova Twins from me?
For the @patriots.bsky.social fans NOT in New England today. It is snowing right now and they upped the forecast to 6-9 inches. (I live 15 minutes from the stadium). #GoPats
January 18, 2026 at 2:18 PM
For the @patriots.bsky.social fans NOT in New England today. It is snowing right now and they upped the forecast to 6-9 inches. (I live 15 minutes from the stadium). #GoPats
Sane American standing with sovereign citizens in another country.
Inuit from Alaska and Canada stand with our relatives in Greenland 🇬🇱 Quyana @ayyu210.bsky.social for organizing this video
An Inuit message of solidarity and support for our 🇬🇱 relatives from Inuit of Alaska and Canada ❤️
You are not alone. We love you and stand for your right to self-determine the future of your nunaat ✨️
#InuitNunaat #InuitNunangat #Greenland #KalaallitNunaat #KalaallitPigaat
youtu.be/MeE8PHbLgfo?...
You are not alone. We love you and stand for your right to self-determine the future of your nunaat ✨️
#InuitNunaat #InuitNunangat #Greenland #KalaallitNunaat #KalaallitPigaat
youtu.be/MeE8PHbLgfo?...
January 18, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Sane American standing with sovereign citizens in another country.
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OMG 😂🤣😂
January 17, 2026 at 11:50 PM
OMG 😂🤣😂
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A thorough review confirms that taking paracetamol during pregnancy does not increase the chances that the child will be autistic: www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
Paracetamol is featured in this infographic guide to different painkillers and how they work: www.compoundchem.com/2014/09/25/p...
Paracetamol is featured in this infographic guide to different painkillers and how they work: www.compoundchem.com/2014/09/25/p...
January 17, 2026 at 5:29 PM
A thorough review confirms that taking paracetamol during pregnancy does not increase the chances that the child will be autistic: www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
Paracetamol is featured in this infographic guide to different painkillers and how they work: www.compoundchem.com/2014/09/25/p...
Paracetamol is featured in this infographic guide to different painkillers and how they work: www.compoundchem.com/2014/09/25/p...
The Donroe Doctrine?! Make the stupid stop...
Apparently the State Department, led Secretary of State Marco Rubio, the nation's top diplomat, released a strategic plan. Goal 1 is U.S. National Sovereignty. Goal 2 is "The Western Hemisphere and Establishment of the Donroe Doctrine."
There's more, but take that in.
www.state.gov/agency-strat...
There's more, but take that in.
www.state.gov/agency-strat...
Agency Strategic Plan - United States Department of State
The Agency Strategic Plan sets forth the vision and direction for how the Department will implement U.S. foreign policy and foreign assistance.
www.state.gov
January 17, 2026 at 3:27 PM
The Donroe Doctrine?! Make the stupid stop...
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If you punch a bully in the mouth, he backs down. If you cower and try to pretend things are ok, he’ll keep taking your lunch money.
Just in case anyone needs to hear this.
Just in case anyone needs to hear this.
January 17, 2026 at 12:20 AM
If you punch a bully in the mouth, he backs down. If you cower and try to pretend things are ok, he’ll keep taking your lunch money.
Just in case anyone needs to hear this.
Just in case anyone needs to hear this.
You can't be a good dog if ICE shoots you.
January 16, 2026 at 10:19 PM
You can't be a good dog if ICE shoots you.