Teddy Zartler
@quantumtessera.bsky.social
Doctor Preeminent Pedant and slightly OCD whackadoodle on Bsky.
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a man in an apron is smiling and says i am pumped
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So, are you getting excited for #YoungScientistNetworking? I am! Who do we have?
@chemscrapes.bsky.social @manhattanscientist.bsky.social @pwk2024.bsky.social @marycanady.bsky.social @pauldauenhauer.bsky.social @punkrockscience.bsky.social @jenlove.bsky.social and @merz.bsky.social
Tune in!
@chemscrapes.bsky.social @manhattanscientist.bsky.social @pwk2024.bsky.social @marycanady.bsky.social @pauldauenhauer.bsky.social @punkrockscience.bsky.social @jenlove.bsky.social and @merz.bsky.social
Tune in!
Dafuq is this tool in my bar set?
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Dafuq is this tool in my bar set?
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Why does skunk spray smell so bad, and what are some science-backed methods for removing the stench? The latest edition of #PeriodicGraphics in @cenmag.bsky.social takes a look: cen.acs.org/biological-c...
#ChemSky 🧪
#ChemSky 🧪
November 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Why does skunk spray smell so bad, and what are some science-backed methods for removing the stench? The latest edition of #PeriodicGraphics in @cenmag.bsky.social takes a look: cen.acs.org/biological-c...
#ChemSky 🧪
#ChemSky 🧪
What the hell is wrong with the field in Cincy?
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
What the hell is wrong with the field in Cincy?
A movie that takes place where I am now
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
A movie that takes place where I am now
A movie that takes plant where imfrom.
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
A movie that takes plant where imfrom.
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
So, for the next #DnD campaign, we are thinking of making the species and class random (pulled out of a hat, with one veto). So, I am looking at species and classes that available for us. So, follow me down my brain's rabbit hole. First here is this from 2023. www.dndbeyond.com/posts/1648-2...
2023 Unrolled: A Look Back at a Year of Adventure
Discover last year's top picks for classes, species, and more in this breakdown of D&D Beyond's stats from 2023!
www.dndbeyond.com
November 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
So, for the next #DnD campaign, we are thinking of making the species and class random (pulled out of a hat, with one veto). So, I am looking at species and classes that available for us. So, follow me down my brain's rabbit hole. First here is this from 2023. www.dndbeyond.com/posts/1648-2...
Is S4 of the Witcher worth it?
November 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Is S4 of the Witcher worth it?
Change one letter and ruin a candy
Ears
Ears
change one letter and ruin a candy
Wounds
Wounds
change one letter and ruin a candy
Nards
Nards
November 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Change one letter and ruin a candy
Ears
Ears
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Big news: I’m writing a book!!
I’ll be writing & illustrating a beginner’s guide to appreciating wildlife in cities/suburbs, & how all of us can make our neighborhoods better for those animals.
Thank you to my book agent @ericsmithrocks.bsky.social & the folks at Storey for believing in this book!
I’ll be writing & illustrating a beginner’s guide to appreciating wildlife in cities/suburbs, & how all of us can make our neighborhoods better for those animals.
Thank you to my book agent @ericsmithrocks.bsky.social & the folks at Storey for believing in this book!
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Big news: I’m writing a book!!
I’ll be writing & illustrating a beginner’s guide to appreciating wildlife in cities/suburbs, & how all of us can make our neighborhoods better for those animals.
Thank you to my book agent @ericsmithrocks.bsky.social & the folks at Storey for believing in this book!
I’ll be writing & illustrating a beginner’s guide to appreciating wildlife in cities/suburbs, & how all of us can make our neighborhoods better for those animals.
Thank you to my book agent @ericsmithrocks.bsky.social & the folks at Storey for believing in this book!
Picking up my daughter and grand-cat from the train...
November 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Picking up my daughter and grand-cat from the train...
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Is there any reason for phone service these days? All I get is SPAM phonecalls. FFS
November 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Is there any reason for phone service these days? All I get is SPAM phonecalls. FFS
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November 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Hi, it's me again
I have these calendars. They are so pretty. @megstampede.bsky.social made them. They have a bunch of animals on them, like crows and humpbacks and cuttlefish and salamanders.
Each month has facts about the animals AND actions you can take to help them
Get one at Squidfacts.net!
I have these calendars. They are so pretty. @megstampede.bsky.social made them. They have a bunch of animals on them, like crows and humpbacks and cuttlefish and salamanders.
Each month has facts about the animals AND actions you can take to help them
Get one at Squidfacts.net!
November 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Hi, it's me again
I have these calendars. They are so pretty. @megstampede.bsky.social made them. They have a bunch of animals on them, like crows and humpbacks and cuttlefish and salamanders.
Each month has facts about the animals AND actions you can take to help them
Get one at Squidfacts.net!
I have these calendars. They are so pretty. @megstampede.bsky.social made them. They have a bunch of animals on them, like crows and humpbacks and cuttlefish and salamanders.
Each month has facts about the animals AND actions you can take to help them
Get one at Squidfacts.net!
I'm shocked.
Narrator: He was not actually shocked.
Narrator: He was not actually shocked.
November 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I'm shocked.
Narrator: He was not actually shocked.
Narrator: He was not actually shocked.
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On #NationalHomeMadeBreadDay, here’s the chemistry behind baking the perfect loaf: www.compoundchem.com/2016/01/13/b...
🧪 #ChemSky
🧪 #ChemSky
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
On #NationalHomeMadeBreadDay, here’s the chemistry behind baking the perfect loaf: www.compoundchem.com/2016/01/13/b...
🧪 #ChemSky
🧪 #ChemSky
My son is going to see the Iggles in Buffalo in December. @mikefeigin.bsky.social he's struggling to find something to do. He is seeing the Sabres play on Sat... Ideas?
November 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
My son is going to see the Iggles in Buffalo in December. @mikefeigin.bsky.social he's struggling to find something to do. He is seeing the Sabres play on Sat... Ideas?
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“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
Bigger Bubble? Tulips in 1600s Holland or AI in 2020s?
AI slop now making up saccharine Bible verses that do not exist
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Bigger Bubble? Tulips in 1600s Holland or AI in 2020s?