A Raccoon in Desperate Need of Coffee
@queerderg.bsky.social
🐉31🐉 Pan/Gray Ace dragon. Part time raccoon. They/Them. Writer. 18+ please. Pfp by Plague.
People need to realize the problem isn't just ICE. It's the entire DHS. The department should have never been formed much less given so much power. Another kneejerk reaction to 9/11 we're cursed to deal with 25 years later. DHS needs to be dissolved and its agencies returned.
January 26, 2026 at 3:32 AM
People need to realize the problem isn't just ICE. It's the entire DHS. The department should have never been formed much less given so much power. Another kneejerk reaction to 9/11 we're cursed to deal with 25 years later. DHS needs to be dissolved and its agencies returned.
Contrary to what that CBP asshole said, your constitutional rights to speech, assembly, and yes bearing arms is not conditional on if a federal agent feels "threatened" or whatever they're now saying as justification.
January 26, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Contrary to what that CBP asshole said, your constitutional rights to speech, assembly, and yes bearing arms is not conditional on if a federal agent feels "threatened" or whatever they're now saying as justification.
Regarding DHS comments: You are supposed to *imply* that people lose constitutional rights when around cops. You aren't supposed to actually say that out loud.
January 25, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Regarding DHS comments: You are supposed to *imply* that people lose constitutional rights when around cops. You aren't supposed to actually say that out loud.
The man was on the ground being beaten by a gang of ICE thugs. In what situation could an ICE agent possibly think he was in danger there? That was state-sanctioned public execution in front of a fucking donut shop
January 24, 2026 at 6:54 PM
The man was on the ground being beaten by a gang of ICE thugs. In what situation could an ICE agent possibly think he was in danger there? That was state-sanctioned public execution in front of a fucking donut shop
Meet Ulysses Blackwood, gray wolf. The scar on his snout came from a fight in a New Lancaster bar when he was 18, entirely his fault. I swear though he's still a good pupper!
January 23, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Meet Ulysses Blackwood, gray wolf. The scar on his snout came from a fight in a New Lancaster bar when he was 18, entirely his fault. I swear though he's still a good pupper!
In my furry world, while there are non-sapient versions of anthro species, most of the protein requirements for carnivores is met with farmed insects.
January 23, 2026 at 1:37 PM
In my furry world, while there are non-sapient versions of anthro species, most of the protein requirements for carnivores is met with farmed insects.
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Would love for someone to tell me the difference between what ICE is doing right now in the Twin Cities and what ISIS did in Mosul. Terrorizing the locals, check. Random kidnappings, check. Killing protestors, check. Only thing I can think of is we haven't made it to mass killings, yet.
January 20, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Would love for someone to tell me the difference between what ICE is doing right now in the Twin Cities and what ISIS did in Mosul. Terrorizing the locals, check. Random kidnappings, check. Killing protestors, check. Only thing I can think of is we haven't made it to mass killings, yet.
She would make for a great John Waters protagonist.
its amazing how quickly she just jumped onto the grifter bandwagon. NOT surprising of course
Make Heaven Crowded is an insane title.
January 20, 2026 at 5:06 AM
She would make for a great John Waters protagonist.
In my furry world, nuclear power has largely displaced fossil fuels. This includes nuclear power plants, of course, but also nuclear-powered planes, trains, and automobiles.
January 18, 2026 at 1:16 PM
In my furry world, nuclear power has largely displaced fossil fuels. This includes nuclear power plants, of course, but also nuclear-powered planes, trains, and automobiles.
I swear, maybe it's because I grew up gay in rural Alabama where I wouldn't have survived if I had succumed to Leftist defeatism but seriously, some of y'all need to take a deep breath. As horrific as this world is, they will not win.
January 18, 2026 at 6:43 AM
I swear, maybe it's because I grew up gay in rural Alabama where I wouldn't have survived if I had succumed to Leftist defeatism but seriously, some of y'all need to take a deep breath. As horrific as this world is, they will not win.
In my anthro world, it was an ancient virus 150,000 years ago that turned some animal populations into anthros with two legs and intelligence. This was the Anthromorphic Event and is a topic of much scientific and religious discourse in the world.
January 17, 2026 at 7:08 PM
In my anthro world, it was an ancient virus 150,000 years ago that turned some animal populations into anthros with two legs and intelligence. This was the Anthromorphic Event and is a topic of much scientific and religious discourse in the world.
I love paying more for groceries. I love it so much I literally ask the cashier at Walmart if I can pay more!
January 17, 2026 at 7:03 PM
I love paying more for groceries. I love it so much I literally ask the cashier at Walmart if I can pay more!
He gets a gold-plated ballroom, we get a depression meal
January 17, 2026 at 1:54 PM
He gets a gold-plated ballroom, we get a depression meal
Happy Appreciate a Dragon Day! I may be a raccoon most days now but Mochi is always my big scaly boy!
Art by @simplytaggo.bsky.social
Art by @simplytaggo.bsky.social
January 16, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Happy Appreciate a Dragon Day! I may be a raccoon most days now but Mochi is always my big scaly boy!
Art by @simplytaggo.bsky.social
Art by @simplytaggo.bsky.social
Can we all agree at least that Trump isn't really the president. He's a half-aware figurehead for president Steven Miller.
January 16, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Can we all agree at least that Trump isn't really the president. He's a half-aware figurehead for president Steven Miller.
Outside of Fallout (which is obvious), is there any other good media out there that can be called atompunk? I love that aesthetic and the themes but it's such a barren sub-genre.
January 16, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Outside of Fallout (which is obvious), is there any other good media out there that can be called atompunk? I love that aesthetic and the themes but it's such a barren sub-genre.
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Today's aesthetic: fic that spends several thousand words establishing Kink World, the world structured entirely around the author's excruciatingly specific kink, does one sex scene in like chapter two, then spends the next thirty chapters interrogating the sociopolitical implications of Kink World.
January 9, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Today's aesthetic: fic that spends several thousand words establishing Kink World, the world structured entirely around the author's excruciatingly specific kink, does one sex scene in like chapter two, then spends the next thirty chapters interrogating the sociopolitical implications of Kink World.
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Nutz Deep II North
Spencer, WI
Spencer, WI
January 10, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Nutz Deep II North
Spencer, WI
Spencer, WI
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the question to ask about this is, okay, he wants to cancel the midterms. how does he get the VA state board of elections to cancel the midterms? how does he get the georgia board of elections to do it? how does he convince republican house members to quit their jobs and give up their paychecks?
Trump says a lot of deranged shit, but, per this Reuters article — and the threats of invoking the Insurrection Act in Minnesota this morning — he is very clearly exploring how to cancel the midterms.
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January 15, 2026 at 4:29 PM
the question to ask about this is, okay, he wants to cancel the midterms. how does he get the VA state board of elections to cancel the midterms? how does he get the georgia board of elections to do it? how does he convince republican house members to quit their jobs and give up their paychecks?
The Nobel Committee lost whatever shred of worth the peace prize had when they awarded Henry Kissinger with it.
i'm just gonna say, only the physics, chemistry, and physiology prizes matter.
the economics one is basically fake and the peace prize is an award for advancing a narrative. insulin is an achievement. peace prizes don't even award peace itself and are actual participation trophies.
the economics one is basically fake and the peace prize is an award for advancing a narrative. insulin is an achievement. peace prizes don't even award peace itself and are actual participation trophies.
January 16, 2026 at 1:35 AM
The Nobel Committee lost whatever shred of worth the peace prize had when they awarded Henry Kissinger with it.
I'm still alive! I hope to post more here as I get back into writing.
January 15, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I'm still alive! I hope to post more here as I get back into writing.
I'm alive lol. Just been dealing with a return of my anxiety disorder these past couple of months.
November 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I'm alive lol. Just been dealing with a return of my anxiety disorder these past couple of months.
It's kinda of fitting that Charlie Kirk was killed over something as dumb as a groyper feud
September 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
It's kinda of fitting that Charlie Kirk was killed over something as dumb as a groyper feud
Going to be serious for a second. I know it's a dumb meme but seriously go outside and touch grass. Go to a Cafe, a neighborhood coffeehouse if you got one, or a park and just sit. See the people around you. Feel the wind against your face, the sun against your skin. You are part of a greater whole.
September 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Going to be serious for a second. I know it's a dumb meme but seriously go outside and touch grass. Go to a Cafe, a neighborhood coffeehouse if you got one, or a park and just sit. See the people around you. Feel the wind against your face, the sun against your skin. You are part of a greater whole.