rachel clark
@rachelclark.co
dc via central ny. digital strategist. cat lady. jeopardy! champion, apparently. opinions + excessive hyperbole are my own, etc. etc.
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i simply want to be able to lobotomize myself with hours upon hours of commercial-free football and for some reason trump is here too
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
i simply want to be able to lobotomize myself with hours upon hours of commercial-free football and for some reason trump is here too
the semi-rural central new york angle: my home county legislature has had a democratic caucus of two for the last few years, and democrats only fielded candidates for 11 of the 25 seats this year, but last night seven of those eleven dems won www.oswegocountynewsnow.com/news/democra...
Democrats pick up five Republican seats in Oswego County Legislature
OSWEGO COUNTY — The Oswego County Legislature will have six new faces when it meets in January.
www.oswegocountynewsnow.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
the semi-rural central new york angle: my home county legislature has had a democratic caucus of two for the last few years, and democrats only fielded candidates for 11 of the 25 seats this year, but last night seven of those eleven dems won www.oswegocountynewsnow.com/news/democra...
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WS Winning Pitch Clock Violation 🙏
November 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
WS Winning Pitch Clock Violation 🙏
can’t convince me daulton varsho is a person who lives and not a name from that japanese baseball video game
November 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
can’t convince me daulton varsho is a person who lives and not a name from that japanese baseball video game
watching game 7 but only for the fine jewelry
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
watching game 7 but only for the fine jewelry
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today in downtown dc: a guy in business casual attire carrying a taxidermied turkey down f st nw
October 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
today in downtown dc: a guy in business casual attire carrying a taxidermied turkey down f st nw
even more bemused that brighton & hove albion are constantly trying to entice premier league viewers to spend their own money on a trip to kissimmee
as a native central floridian, i am absolutely baffled and bemused that a Major Prize on wheel of fortune tonight was a trip to *kissimmee*
October 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
even more bemused that brighton & hove albion are constantly trying to entice premier league viewers to spend their own money on a trip to kissimmee
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any culture, at any point in history, could have invented darude’s sandstorm. the fact that they didn’t is just further proof that old times were busted generally
October 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
any culture, at any point in history, could have invented darude’s sandstorm. the fact that they didn’t is just further proof that old times were busted generally
all credit for the falcons win being given to jesus in the postgame interview is just another piece of evidence that god has forsaken the buffalo bills
October 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
all credit for the falcons win being given to jesus in the postgame interview is just another piece of evidence that god has forsaken the buffalo bills
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Bills open as 1 point underdogs to the Bye next week
October 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Bills open as 1 point underdogs to the Bye next week
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That was a I hate my life INT by Josh Allen
October 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
That was a I hate my life INT by Josh Allen
most dc imaginable experience: being at the bar during trivia and hearing a question about your landlord
October 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
most dc imaginable experience: being at the bar during trivia and hearing a question about your landlord
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One of my favorite genres is definitely "online trads who have clearly never taken their faith seriously being owned by the Pope espousing basic Christian ideas"
Sorry your religion isn’t working out for you.
October 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
One of my favorite genres is definitely "online trads who have clearly never taken their faith seriously being owned by the Pope espousing basic Christian ideas"
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Josh fucking Allen
a car is driving down a dirt road with the words " 2b-1 i got one running from me show me in pursuit "
ALT: a car is driving down a dirt road with the words " 2b-1 i got one running from me show me in pursuit "
media.tenor.com
September 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Josh fucking Allen
i’m at the office and following brighton/barnsley by glancing down at the apple sports widget on my home screen every now and then and somehow every time i do diego gomez has scored another goal
September 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
i’m at the office and following brighton/barnsley by glancing down at the apple sports widget on my home screen every now and then and somehow every time i do diego gomez has scored another goal
chuck schumer is that you
September 23, 2025 at 11:58 AM
chuck schumer is that you
unbelievably thrilled that john oliver did a segment finally explaining what the fuck i was watching in my hotel in milan last month while dissociating after rolling up at midnight with my luggage still in madrid
September 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
unbelievably thrilled that john oliver did a segment finally explaining what the fuck i was watching in my hotel in milan last month while dissociating after rolling up at midnight with my luggage still in madrid