rachel clark
@rachelclark.co
dc via central ny. digital strategist. cat lady. jeopardy! champion, apparently. opinions + excessive hyperbole are my own, etc. etc.
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maybe 2026 is the year to join my polish-american forebears in appropriating minchia from their italian neighbors
Growing up around a lot of first-generation Polish Americans, I incorporated Polish swear words into my day-to-day vocabulary.
Time to bring it back.
Going to start using kurwa a lot.
Time to bring it back.
Going to start using kurwa a lot.
February 3, 2026 at 1:42 AM
maybe 2026 is the year to join my polish-american forebears in appropriating minchia from their italian neighbors
wir sind sowas von zurück
GOAL | Albion 1-0 Everton (73)
Pascal Groß scores his first goal since his return, celebrating an emotional moment at the Amex.
#BHAFC
Pascal Groß scores his first goal since his return, celebrating an emotional moment at the Amex.
#BHAFC
January 31, 2026 at 4:33 PM
wir sind sowas von zurück
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Like a T-Rex, Terry Pegula's vision is motion-based. If you move in front of him, he will immediately hire you to run his organizations.
January 27, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Like a T-Rex, Terry Pegula's vision is motion-based. If you move in front of him, he will immediately hire you to run his organizations.
she screams and screams to be let into the backyard, then is gravely disappointed by what she finds
January 25, 2026 at 9:53 PM
she screams and screams to be let into the backyard, then is gravely disappointed by what she finds
central new york values
Unrivaled co-founder and WNBA MVP Breanna Stewart held up an “Abolish ICE” sign during player intros ahead of Mist’s game this afternoon.
Photo via @unrivaledwbb.bsky.social
Photo via @unrivaledwbb.bsky.social
January 25, 2026 at 6:33 PM
central new york values
on the one hand, i haven’t run in months (rip)
on the other hand, after this one i’ll never have to enter the lottery again
on the other hand, after this one i’ll never have to enter the lottery again
January 22, 2026 at 11:54 AM
on the one hand, i haven’t run in months (rip)
on the other hand, after this one i’ll never have to enter the lottery again
on the other hand, after this one i’ll never have to enter the lottery again
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one day i hope to be as content as fred, a cat in neko atsume
January 21, 2026 at 12:39 AM
one day i hope to be as content as fred, a cat in neko atsume
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*frantically googling*
moral arc bent wrong how to fix
wikihow diy moral arc fix
moral arc technician near me
moral arc bent wrong how to fix
wikihow diy moral arc fix
moral arc technician near me
Who up bending they arc toward justice
January 19, 2026 at 8:38 PM
*frantically googling*
moral arc bent wrong how to fix
wikihow diy moral arc fix
moral arc technician near me
moral arc bent wrong how to fix
wikihow diy moral arc fix
moral arc technician near me
love to see my hometown congresswoman back in the news for very normal reasons www.politico.com/newsletters/...
Rep. Claudia Tenney adores Novak Djokovic. Her team won’t say if she spent campaign cash to see him play.
www.politico.com
January 20, 2026 at 12:27 AM
love to see my hometown congresswoman back in the news for very normal reasons www.politico.com/newsletters/...
brighton’s greek child has nearly cured the rancid vibes of this weekend in sports
January 19, 2026 at 9:54 PM
brighton’s greek child has nearly cured the rancid vibes of this weekend in sports
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there’s something truly magical about a full 10 NFL head coaching jobs opening up in a year where the pool of candidates is the worst i have ever seen it
January 19, 2026 at 3:18 PM
there’s something truly magical about a full 10 NFL head coaching jobs opening up in a year where the pool of candidates is the worst i have ever seen it
was informed by @caseym.org walking over and saying “did you see the news” in a tone that made me think “we invaded iran????”
This is Sean McDermott's 9/11
January 19, 2026 at 3:11 PM
was informed by @caseym.org walking over and saying “did you see the news” in a tone that made me think “we invaded iran????”
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"Lord, if you're listenin..."
January 19, 2026 at 2:29 AM
"Lord, if you're listenin..."
first bills postseason away win in my literal lifetime let’s fucking go
January 11, 2026 at 9:14 PM
first bills postseason away win in my literal lifetime let’s fucking go
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Time to post my favorite meme of all-time.
January 11, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Time to post my favorite meme of all-time.
possibly more obsessed w the woman carrying a chanel flap in … ivy & coney
obsessed w the woman carrying an hermès evelyne in … ivy & coney
January 11, 2026 at 6:13 PM
possibly more obsessed w the woman carrying a chanel flap in … ivy & coney
i both respect and fear the woman who was just introduced at tonight’s washington wizards game as an 18-year season ticket holder
January 7, 2026 at 12:51 AM
i both respect and fear the woman who was just introduced at tonight’s washington wizards game as an 18-year season ticket holder
whenever i get a newsletter from my elementary school i think that surely this will be the year they’ve changed the name of their top donor tier
and yet
and yet
January 6, 2026 at 2:17 AM
whenever i get a newsletter from my elementary school i think that surely this will be the year they’ve changed the name of their top donor tier
and yet
and yet
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The Bills have 21 points, the Jets have 29 yards
January 4, 2026 at 10:29 PM
The Bills have 21 points, the Jets have 29 yards
must be one of the dumbest TDs of the season
absolute scenes
absolute scenes
January 4, 2026 at 10:29 PM
must be one of the dumbest TDs of the season
absolute scenes
absolute scenes
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i don't like this dr pepper ad where they throw snowballs at the platypus mascot. let the platypus mascot live
January 1, 2026 at 8:02 PM
i don't like this dr pepper ad where they throw snowballs at the platypus mascot. let the platypus mascot live