Rachel
@rachelsomething.bsky.social
I tempted the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing, and now look what’s happened
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Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
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welcome to bluesky. i wasn't 100% paying attention but i think it's a website for left-handed people
February 12, 2026 at 6:53 PM
welcome to bluesky. i wasn't 100% paying attention but i think it's a website for left-handed people
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It will very much be worth your time to read this.
I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it.
I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”
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I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”
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February 12, 2026 at 2:30 PM
It will very much be worth your time to read this.
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Free Valentines! Download link in comments 💘
February 12, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Free Valentines! Download link in comments 💘
"YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!" -- Me, to my boss.
“You’re not even a lawyer,” Pam Bondi yells at Jamie Raskin, who graduated from Harvard Law School, has written several books about the legal system, and has taught constitutional law for more than 25 years.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
‘You’re a washed-up loser lawyer’: Pam Bondi taunts Democrats over Epstein
US attorney general goes on attack during questioning by House judiciary committee over handling of files
www.theguardian.com
February 12, 2026 at 1:40 AM
"YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!" -- Me, to my boss.
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things have not changed here. please, if you’re not in minnesota, do not look away. please prepare where you are. this is what they’ll do to your community next.
This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
February 11, 2026 at 5:45 PM
things have not changed here. please, if you’re not in minnesota, do not look away. please prepare where you are. this is what they’ll do to your community next.
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Sometimes very hard not to feel like the rest of the country has abandoned Minnesota. We STILL have ICE everywhere. Our schools, businesses, and economy are in profound crisis. But without Bovino here throwing tear gas, much of the country seems to not care at all what’s being done to us.
February 11, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Sometimes very hard not to feel like the rest of the country has abandoned Minnesota. We STILL have ICE everywhere. Our schools, businesses, and economy are in profound crisis. But without Bovino here throwing tear gas, much of the country seems to not care at all what’s being done to us.
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Epstein survivors raise their hands to signal they've been ignored by Trump's DOJ as AG Pam Bondi refuses to look at them
(Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)
(Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)
February 11, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Epstein survivors raise their hands to signal they've been ignored by Trump's DOJ as AG Pam Bondi refuses to look at them
(Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)
(Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)
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Post a banger that is not in English.
Peter Schilling with the 1982 original German version of Major Tom (Völlig losgelöst...). The song is pure '80s, the video has a vaguely 1964 feel. Schilling re-released the song in English the following year.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQRa...
Peter Schilling with the 1982 original German version of Major Tom (Völlig losgelöst...). The song is pure '80s, the video has a vaguely 1964 feel. Schilling re-released the song in English the following year.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQRa...
February 10, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Post a banger that is not in English.
Peter Schilling with the 1982 original German version of Major Tom (Völlig losgelöst...). The song is pure '80s, the video has a vaguely 1964 feel. Schilling re-released the song in English the following year.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQRa...
Peter Schilling with the 1982 original German version of Major Tom (Völlig losgelöst...). The song is pure '80s, the video has a vaguely 1964 feel. Schilling re-released the song in English the following year.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQRa...
Woke up mad. Plan for the day: stay mad, then dinner.
February 10, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Woke up mad. Plan for the day: stay mad, then dinner.
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One of the most miserable things about living in this era is having to watch the stupidest & most arrogant people in the world have to relearn The Why of literally everything good that we collectively do the hard way.
The answer is always ‘Because a bunch of people died, fuckwit.’
The answer is always ‘Because a bunch of people died, fuckwit.’
Dr. Mehmet Oz is calling on Americans to get the measles vaccine as cases spread across the U.S.
Dr. Oz urges 'take the vaccine, please' amid measles outbreaks
Dr. Mehmet Oz is calling on Americans to get the measles vaccine as cases spread across the U.S.
bit.ly
February 10, 2026 at 1:30 AM
One of the most miserable things about living in this era is having to watch the stupidest & most arrogant people in the world have to relearn The Why of literally everything good that we collectively do the hard way.
The answer is always ‘Because a bunch of people died, fuckwit.’
The answer is always ‘Because a bunch of people died, fuckwit.’
Every time Bonnie Blair gets mentioned during the games, I think about when Apolo Ohno won his sixth medal in 2010, tying with Blair for number of winter medals won, and her response was that she had 5 gold medals and he didn't so it wasn't really a tie.
February 9, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Every time Bonnie Blair gets mentioned during the games, I think about when Apolo Ohno won his sixth medal in 2010, tying with Blair for number of winter medals won, and her response was that she had 5 gold medals and he didn't so it wasn't really a tie.
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"Eliminate presidential immunity" needs to become as common a refrain as "eliminate Citizens United"
this case is maybe the single best example of one of the most destructive tendencies of this court: the tendency to treat their job as a collegiate legal seminar where they operate in hypotheticals rather than deal with the real world as it exists
February 9, 2026 at 3:48 PM
"Eliminate presidential immunity" needs to become as common a refrain as "eliminate Citizens United"
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applying for an NIH grant to research why seahawks fans are so annoying about it. using random control trial
January 25, 2026 at 11:51 PM
applying for an NIH grant to research why seahawks fans are so annoying about it. using random control trial
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My almost 105 year old abuelita-in-law is VERY excited for Bad Bunny. She came from the island, and for her entire life, she’s been an American citizen! Voted for FDR! 🇵🇷🇺🇸
February 8, 2026 at 7:11 PM
My almost 105 year old abuelita-in-law is VERY excited for Bad Bunny. She came from the island, and for her entire life, she’s been an American citizen! Voted for FDR! 🇵🇷🇺🇸
Okay, yes, I agree, and yet ... Donkey.
If you buy the whole set, your uncle should lose his car dealership in Newport Beach.
February 8, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Okay, yes, I agree, and yet ... Donkey.
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i forget who made it but it cracks me up lol
February 8, 2026 at 10:54 AM
i forget who made it but it cracks me up lol
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*looking at the Mona Lisa* there is no way a turtle painted this
February 3, 2026 at 4:29 AM
*looking at the Mona Lisa* there is no way a turtle painted this
How old is Snoop Dogg now? Is he 80? I feel like he could be 80.
February 8, 2026 at 5:00 AM
How old is Snoop Dogg now? Is he 80? I feel like he could be 80.
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Muppets replace everyone on Bluesky but keep Menswear Guy as himself
February 7, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Muppets replace everyone on Bluesky but keep Menswear Guy as himself
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I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent
February 6, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent
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Sometimes I'm late because I sit like this for too long instead of getting ready.
February 5, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Sometimes I'm late because I sit like this for too long instead of getting ready.
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ohhh ‘democracy dies in darkness’ was aspirational
February 4, 2026 at 3:47 PM
ohhh ‘democracy dies in darkness’ was aspirational
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Weddings should have a prosecutor instead of an officiant and he should be able to cross examine both parties. I also have other ideas
February 4, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Weddings should have a prosecutor instead of an officiant and he should be able to cross examine both parties. I also have other ideas