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Radar of the Stars 🌹

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But I would not feel, not think, not dream, were it not for you in my rusted iron womb...

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Radar of the Stars 🌹 @radarstars.bsky.social · Aug 12

if you spend all your time thinking, you'd have nothing to think about except thoughts

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Transparency @transparency.bsky.social · 9h

Jucika wanted to be let out on the balcony, so I got up and I think I took a one in a million dawn shot.

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NARFNra @narfnra.bsky.social · 4d

emulator filter called gameboy advance at night which looks like this

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Radar of the Stars 🌹 @radarstars.bsky.social · 1h

it's a ball that isn't acidic

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Spice 💕 @spicedyde.bsky.social · 15h

🐶: “Very spooky! A corpse is a dead body.”

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 17h

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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Radar of the Stars 🌹 @radarstars.bsky.social · 14h

penis. cock, even. dick, some might say.

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scareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeps @eeeeeeeeeeeeeeps.bsky.social · Aug 5

Kirby lore spec

James Doakes driving a car meme captioned "When you know it's some ancients bullshit but you can't prove it. The word ancients is edited in from a Kirby's Return To Dreamland screencap and James' head is edited to be wearing Magolor's hood and scarf.

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Radar of the Stars 🌹 @radarstars.bsky.social · 14h

I'm a faggot and these weirdos are less into real women than I am

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 1d

Alex Blechman
@alexblechman.bsky.social
Me: Can I have one of those blue milkshakes that symbolizes Grimace's blood?

McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace's blood
September 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 19h

It’s pretty crazy that Charlie was the one in their relationship with taste

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Bobby Kogan @bbkogan.bsky.social · 20h

Three key points:
1) The admin has been planning mass firings to begin in October since February
2) The work necessary to carry out mass firings is illegal during a shutdown, violating the Antideficiency Act, which carries a criminal penalty
3) This harms America, ridding us of talent and expertise

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The RIFs have begun.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19h

Lisa wheeling in a lifeless Bart saying MOM, DAD, BART’S DEAD!

BART popping to life and saying DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT GOING TO ITCHY AND SCRATCHYLAND

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Radar of the Stars 🌹 @radarstars.bsky.social · 14h

a trans woman once lured me into a dark room, told me she needed help building her PC, she closed the door and BAM naked twink in the center of the room. I too have been tricked into gay sex by the transgenders

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Ghostin this Hell @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 17h

Stephen Miller reassuring Trump he won the Noblest Prize for Peace, which is much better than the Nobel

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Radar of the Stars 🌹 @radarstars.bsky.social · 14h

the only live show I watched today was the Glitch Direct, and that was delightful. I knew the Capcom Presents was going to be a Monster Hunter Powerhour

Radar of the Stars 🌹 @radarstars.bsky.social · 14h

bro, imagine being mad at jackafilms, it's like being mad at the side of a mountain, he's not fucking going anywhere, there's no point to the anger.

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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 18h

George was just trying to get to work.

ICE pepper-sprayed him, dragged him from his car, locked him in a detention center, and placed him on suicide watch. He even missed his young daughter’s birthday in the process.

This man is a veteran and American citizen. Don't look away.

The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 19h

"They put me on suicide watch and they put me in the cell, I'm naked, in like a hospital dress and just a concrete bed with like a mattress, like a thin mattress and, they leave the light on 24/7."

@timmiller.bsky.social talked to a veteran who ICE wrongly detained and brutalized

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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 1d

Okay, so admittedly the first Tron was a critical and box office flop, and the second Tron was also a critical and box office flop, but I have some high expectations for this new Tron starring a man who exclusively makes critical and box office flops!

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Caio Almendra @caioalmendra.bsky.social · 1d

Fun fact: Maria Colina Machado SUPPORTS Donald Trump sinking fishing boats off their coast.

John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 1d

I like how they gave the Nobel Prize to someone fighting for democracy in Venezuela, instead of someone sinking fishing boats off their coast.

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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 1d

Screenshot of Pokémon X and y showing the inside of a restaurant and the player talking to two men eating at the same table with dialogue saying “So we’re having a meal together as men. Nothing wrong with that.”

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Penny Parker @snapcube.gay · 1d

the E on the fuel tank doesn’t stand for “empty” it actually stands for “ellipses” …. like in a to be continued kind of way…….

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nobody @granddad.bsky.social · 2d

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Radar of the Stars 🌹 @radarstars.bsky.social · 1d

because I use linux, the average person thinks I'm a genius and wants to eat my asshole. It's true. I just say the word sudo and the briefs start dropping

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No More Robots @nomorerobots.io · 1d

Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 1d

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

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