Rowan Woodcock
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Cartoonist for the Scared & Horny 🔞NSFW🔞 I'm making a comic called WACKJUDDER coming 2026 :) Support me on Patreon: www.patreon.com/rowanwoodcock Streaming on Picarto: www.picarto.tv/ragingwoodcock EN/SV
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Are you a romantasy author in need of cover art? Looking for a new cover artist to make your book pop on the shelf? I'm accepting new clients! Reach out via email: [email protected]
A commission sheet showing prices for commercial book cover art.

Standard cover - $1000+
Painted cover - $1200+
Wrap-around cover - $1800+
Filthy cover variant - +50% of cover price

Starting cover prices get you:
- Two (2) characters
- Fully rendered background
- Full commercial rights to the artwork (i.e. printed merch, promo material, physical/e-book cover, etc.)

Stuff that costs extra:
- More characters (priced per character beyond the original two)
- Very complex character designs (think six-armed centaur demon with bedazzled horns and engraved armor)
- Or very complex backgrounds (i.e. a crystal glass cathedral or something)

Things I will draw:
- All genders, all bodies
- Humans, monsters, robots, aliens
- Kinky stuff (just ask!)

Things I will NOT draw:
- Minors (<18) in sexual/suggestive scenarios
- NSFW art featuring non-sapient creatures
- Racist, sexist, homophobic, or transphobic imagery
- NSFW art featuring real individuals/characters based on real individuals without their consent

Pay via Paypal or Venmo!
Questions? Email me at: rowan.woodcock@gmail.com

XOXO - Rowan
ragingwoodcock.bsky.social
It's wild to know she remained that poised and elegant her entire life.
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Comic About me Reading Shortbox Comics (2/2)

check out all the cool comics on Shortbox!
www.shortboxcomicsfair.com
Comic panel: The wretched figure stares at the angel in silence. Comic panel: "OOOUUUUAHHHHH" The wretched figure bites at the angel's head.
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Comic About me Reading Shortbox Comics (1/2)

check out all the cool comics on Shortbox!
www.shortboxcomicsfair.com
Comic panel of a wretched crying figure banging the table, wailing, "So many good comics in Shortbox!!! *GHHK SNRK* That could be ME!! I could be making a good comic!" An angel poofs in from the corner, "It could still be you!" Comic panel: over the shoulder of the wretched figure, "*SNNNRK* What?" The angel is flitting happily. "One artist's achievement need not come at the expense of yours!" Comic panel: Angel beaming, glowing with righteousness. "There is literally NOTHING stopping you from making a great comic of your own!"
ragingwoodcock.bsky.social
10 horror movies to get to know me by:

- In the Mouth of Madness
- Häxan
- The Fly (1986)
- Seconds
- The Howling
- Let the Right One In
- The Manster
- The Wicker Man
- A Dark Song
- Fright Night (1985)
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10 horror movies to get to know me by:

Alien
Bride of Chucky
Return of the Living Dead
Cure
Frankenhooker
Maniac
Kuroneko
Demon Knight
Crimson Peak
May
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10 horror movies to get to know me by

🩸Messiah Of Evil
🪏Dead And Buried
✝️Exorcist III
🔪Alice, Sweet Alice
🪟The House With The Laughing Windows
🎅Black Christmas '74
🐺The Thing
📺Ghostwatch
⚪Phantasm
🪦Creepshow
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I recently had to go through a needed procedure and have been hit with a big medical bill - if anyone is able/willing to donate a small amount to help me out I would appreciate that a ton! Even just sharing this post would be helpful, thank you so much ❤️

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critics are raving about morbius!
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And not a single screenshot to show for it, apparently 😒
ragingwoodcock.bsky.social
Spend your whole life being fed plastic toy food and you're gonna think it's disgusting that there are people out there who love to eat.
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Hi I'm Lenny, a trans goth guy who makes art, pottery and weird creepy jewelry 🖤💀
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I'm being so real right now, learn how to engage in media as art and not a reflection of your own real life morals. consume things that make you uncomfortable and understand why it makes you uncomfortable. Don't just base yours and others morals standings on the media you consume.
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Just got a call from the vet, she’s confirmed the intestinal blockage and is going into surgery between today and tomorrow, gave me an estimate cost of $600 on top of the hospitalization costs

We need all the help we can get
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I HATE having to do this again, but emergencies dont care for timing

my oldest cat is currently hospitalized with a possible intestinal blockage, and is most likely going to need surgery

if you could spare a couple bucks to help me help her, I'd appreciate it a lot

paypal.me/TheArtOfAsty
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disgustingfilm.bsky.social
ABC higher ups have reinstated Jimmy Kimmel's show after remembering a "Really funny" comedy sketch he once did

(Source: tinyurl.com/mrxhpvrj)
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theartofasty.bsky.social
I HATE having to do this again, but emergencies dont care for timing

my oldest cat is currently hospitalized with a possible intestinal blockage, and is most likely going to need surgery

if you could spare a couple bucks to help me help her, I'd appreciate it a lot

paypal.me/TheArtOfAsty
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I will remind folks those images of Nazi book burnings aren't burning just any books. They're burning the library of Magnus Hirschfeld; a gay, Jewish doctor who created an institute dedicated to LGBTQ sex education and healthcare. And a man who pioneered gender affirming care surgeries.
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We can have lunch and cocktails with gang members and wife beaters at home. They're called cops.
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I immediately got banned from tumblr back in the day for posting Courbet's L'origine du monde in response to the porn ban. Labeling art as degenerate is anti-intellectual and anti-human - fuck you for capitulating in advance, Capital dick suckers.
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Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.” Pagliacci then goes on the right wing comedy and podcast circuit talking about how doctors are fake