Ralph 🔞
@ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social
Peace & Love, y'all 💖
Old-Guard Furry, Geek and Fat Sleazy Hipster. Get your parents' permission before doing anything at all, including reading this.
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Ralph 🔞
@ralphgreymuzzle.bsky.social
· Dec 17
These Are The Ghosts (Live @IAH), by The Bees
from the album Live @Islington Assembly Hall 29.02.2024
thebeesofficial.bandcamp.com
"You can think of a lesson as a weapon in love..."
"I need twice as much space and half as many things..."
"These are the ghosts I made myself..."
If I have a theme #song, it's These are the Ghosts by The Bees. A gorgeous #Psychedelic UK #Jam track!
thebeesofficial.bandcamp.com/track/these-...
"I need twice as much space and half as many things..."
"These are the ghosts I made myself..."
If I have a theme #song, it's These are the Ghosts by The Bees. A gorgeous #Psychedelic UK #Jam track!
thebeesofficial.bandcamp.com/track/these-...
I made a lot of people horny for big guys who didn't used to be. I'm still not sure how I feel about this? But it's important to accept where the cosmos carries you.
What was your biggest impact on the internet?
Mine was a group effort, but I'm proud of it.
Mine was a group effort, but I'm proud of it.
December 31, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I made a lot of people horny for big guys who didn't used to be. I'm still not sure how I feel about this? But it's important to accept where the cosmos carries you.
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Buttons are back. Knobs are back. Dumb devices are back. Own-it-forever software is back. Print is back. Personal websites and chronological feeds are back. Touching grass is back. People keep saying 2015, but it’s not far enough. The entire 2010s were a mistake. We must retvrn to… 2009.
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its senses.
Rejoice! Carmakers Are Embracing Physical Buttons Again
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its…
wrd.cm
December 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Buttons are back. Knobs are back. Dumb devices are back. Own-it-forever software is back. Print is back. Personal websites and chronological feeds are back. Touching grass is back. People keep saying 2015, but it’s not far enough. The entire 2010s were a mistake. We must retvrn to… 2009.
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Hey #furry #artists, it’s time to leave. Like now is the time to break off hard.
This is surprisingly real. Usually it’s hard to tell if it’s hyperbole, but this is not. And if Twitter fucks up? Max $100 payout to you.
Safe link to TOS: archive.is/Ky7gY
Only way out is to deactivate the account.
This is surprisingly real. Usually it’s hard to tell if it’s hyperbole, but this is not. And if Twitter fucks up? Max $100 payout to you.
Safe link to TOS: archive.is/Ky7gY
Only way out is to deactivate the account.
December 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Hey #furry #artists, it’s time to leave. Like now is the time to break off hard.
This is surprisingly real. Usually it’s hard to tell if it’s hyperbole, but this is not. And if Twitter fucks up? Max $100 payout to you.
Safe link to TOS: archive.is/Ky7gY
Only way out is to deactivate the account.
This is surprisingly real. Usually it’s hard to tell if it’s hyperbole, but this is not. And if Twitter fucks up? Max $100 payout to you.
Safe link to TOS: archive.is/Ky7gY
Only way out is to deactivate the account.
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The shift from "sir this is a Wendy's" to "just put the fries in the bag" indicates a cultural rightward shift; whereas the former is making fun of someone by implying they're a customer doing too much, the latter is making fun of someone by implying they're a *worker* & should know their place
December 29, 2025 at 6:14 AM
The shift from "sir this is a Wendy's" to "just put the fries in the bag" indicates a cultural rightward shift; whereas the former is making fun of someone by implying they're a customer doing too much, the latter is making fun of someone by implying they're a *worker* & should know their place
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So PayPal started doing that thing where it asks the payee to "rate their experience" with me on my invoices. I remember there was something floating around that showed how to turn that off, anyone have info on that? much appreciated <3
December 29, 2025 at 5:20 AM
So PayPal started doing that thing where it asks the payee to "rate their experience" with me on my invoices. I remember there was something floating around that showed how to turn that off, anyone have info on that? much appreciated <3
Of all the traditions we question this time of year, it's weird that intoxication seldom comes up. Be good to yourself, k? If you have doubts about getting dipped, don't (and your real friends shouldn't push it). Otherwise, be mindful and keep it fun 💖
December 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Of all the traditions we question this time of year, it's weird that intoxication seldom comes up. Be good to yourself, k? If you have doubts about getting dipped, don't (and your real friends shouldn't push it). Otherwise, be mindful and keep it fun 💖
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This is the logical and inevitable conclusion of the last decade of elite media "free speech" discourse.
December 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This is the logical and inevitable conclusion of the last decade of elite media "free speech" discourse.
No matter what the weather
When we are all together
Our hearts are warm with feeling
Because you are near
And there's no greater reason
To celebrate the season
When we're glad our family joining
There'll be times of cheer
From #Roundhouse To Your House
Have a Very #HappyHoliday #🎄
#Snick #GenX #💖
When we are all together
Our hearts are warm with feeling
Because you are near
And there's no greater reason
To celebrate the season
When we're glad our family joining
There'll be times of cheer
From #Roundhouse To Your House
Have a Very #HappyHoliday #🎄
#Snick #GenX #💖
December 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
No matter what the weather
When we are all together
Our hearts are warm with feeling
Because you are near
And there's no greater reason
To celebrate the season
When we're glad our family joining
There'll be times of cheer
From #Roundhouse To Your House
Have a Very #HappyHoliday #🎄
#Snick #GenX #💖
When we are all together
Our hearts are warm with feeling
Because you are near
And there's no greater reason
To celebrate the season
When we're glad our family joining
There'll be times of cheer
From #Roundhouse To Your House
Have a Very #HappyHoliday #🎄
#Snick #GenX #💖
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If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
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Happy Solstice ❄️
December 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Happy Solstice ❄️
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I just saw this on a twitch stream and think I'm in love
Don't Delete Your Games (2025, USA)
Don't Delete Your Games (2025, USA)
December 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I just saw this on a twitch stream and think I'm in love
Don't Delete Your Games (2025, USA)
Don't Delete Your Games (2025, USA)
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Blinded by those shorts #WhatWeWereWatching
December 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Blinded by those shorts #WhatWeWereWatching
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In devastating news, Seacrest Wolf Preserve in Florida is facing the very real risk of eviction. On the 16th October, court proceedings will begin to decide the fate of the sanctuary. Full story below, but here is the donation link first:
www.seacrestwolfpreserve.org/donate
www.seacrestwolfpreserve.org/donate
October 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
In devastating news, Seacrest Wolf Preserve in Florida is facing the very real risk of eviction. On the 16th October, court proceedings will begin to decide the fate of the sanctuary. Full story below, but here is the donation link first:
www.seacrestwolfpreserve.org/donate
www.seacrestwolfpreserve.org/donate
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It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
Some exceptions are warranted 💖
Oh @rianjohnson.bsky.social played all innocent "I'm not doing a muppet thing with Knives Out" he knew HE KNEW
'Forks Out': A Benoit Blanc Sesame Street Mystery | Wake Up Dead Man | Netflix
YouTube video by Still Watching Netflix
www.youtube.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Some exceptions are warranted 💖
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Join me at the Burrow tomorrow for the weekly art jam! Who am I seeing ??
October 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Join me at the Burrow tomorrow for the weekly art jam! Who am I seeing ??
The 70's had big problems.
Vietnam, Watergate, Energy Crisis & Worse... But also cheeky, cheesy positivity. Big media celebrates the 60s & 80s, but the middle child of Pop TV had real heart and raised a generation.
Optimism is your ultimate weapon. Keep it ready! 💖
m.youtube.com/watch?v=VFzM...
Vietnam, Watergate, Energy Crisis & Worse... But also cheeky, cheesy positivity. Big media celebrates the 60s & 80s, but the middle child of Pop TV had real heart and raised a generation.
Optimism is your ultimate weapon. Keep it ready! 💖
m.youtube.com/watch?v=VFzM...
Free To Be...You And Me (1974) Complete Show
YouTube video by The Duke Mitchell Film Club
m.youtube.com
September 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The 70's had big problems.
Vietnam, Watergate, Energy Crisis & Worse... But also cheeky, cheesy positivity. Big media celebrates the 60s & 80s, but the middle child of Pop TV had real heart and raised a generation.
Optimism is your ultimate weapon. Keep it ready! 💖
m.youtube.com/watch?v=VFzM...
Vietnam, Watergate, Energy Crisis & Worse... But also cheeky, cheesy positivity. Big media celebrates the 60s & 80s, but the middle child of Pop TV had real heart and raised a generation.
Optimism is your ultimate weapon. Keep it ready! 💖
m.youtube.com/watch?v=VFzM...
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Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
September 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
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Do this to voice your outrage at Disney's unjust cancellation of Kimmel and other people's shows for simply practicing their free speech, ASAP.
September 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Do this to voice your outrage at Disney's unjust cancellation of Kimmel and other people's shows for simply practicing their free speech, ASAP.
On June 14, 2025, Minnesota lawmaker Melissa Hortman and her husband were shot and killed at their home by a man impersonating a police officer. Another Democrat, John Hoffman, was shot on the same night by the murderer who is unidentified and still at large.
Her name is Melissa Hortman.
Her name is Melissa Hortman.
September 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
On June 14, 2025, Minnesota lawmaker Melissa Hortman and her husband were shot and killed at their home by a man impersonating a police officer. Another Democrat, John Hoffman, was shot on the same night by the murderer who is unidentified and still at large.
Her name is Melissa Hortman.
Her name is Melissa Hortman.
Some folks have asked after my letter, and I'm so proud that this community still cares so much. 💖
😸I'm okay!
... I know emotions are high and we all have back-trauma with social media, but an apology for shared feelings seems wrong, doesn't it? We are all grieving, and here to find solace. (½)
😸I'm okay!
... I know emotions are high and we all have back-trauma with social media, but an apology for shared feelings seems wrong, doesn't it? We are all grieving, and here to find solace. (½)
June 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Some folks have asked after my letter, and I'm so proud that this community still cares so much. 💖
😸I'm okay!
... I know emotions are high and we all have back-trauma with social media, but an apology for shared feelings seems wrong, doesn't it? We are all grieving, and here to find solace. (½)
😸I'm okay!
... I know emotions are high and we all have back-trauma with social media, but an apology for shared feelings seems wrong, doesn't it? We are all grieving, and here to find solace. (½)
During FC, I saw something spiritual, something real. An actual Mecca for a huge swath of wayward souls. I can smell if I close my eyes, feel it on my skin. It's a moment in time.
...on a scroll made of meat in a perishable container. It would be unfair if it wasn't true for everyone. (1/?)
...on a scroll made of meat in a perishable container. It would be unfair if it wasn't true for everyone. (1/?)
June 24, 2025 at 6:17 AM
During FC, I saw something spiritual, something real. An actual Mecca for a huge swath of wayward souls. I can smell if I close my eyes, feel it on my skin. It's a moment in time.
...on a scroll made of meat in a perishable container. It would be unfair if it wasn't true for everyone. (1/?)
...on a scroll made of meat in a perishable container. It would be unfair if it wasn't true for everyone. (1/?)
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Donryu and I were in lockdown and losing our minds back in 2020. We needed smiles, and I start looking at cute animals.
We found this and felt real joy for the first time in weeks.
We watched every video and it helped us survive. Mikayla, thank you for everything.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=GegN...
We found this and felt real joy for the first time in weeks.
We watched every video and it helped us survive. Mikayla, thank you for everything.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=GegN...
Dixiedo fox runs away with my phone. Tries to bury it.
YouTube video by Saveafox
m.youtube.com
June 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Donryu and I were in lockdown and losing our minds back in 2020. We needed smiles, and I start looking at cute animals.
We found this and felt real joy for the first time in weeks.
We watched every video and it helped us survive. Mikayla, thank you for everything.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=GegN...
We found this and felt real joy for the first time in weeks.
We watched every video and it helped us survive. Mikayla, thank you for everything.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=GegN...
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An unimaginable loss for the rescue
YouTube video by Saveafox
www.youtube.com
June 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM