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Ronil Patel

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Film, TV & a good book is a good escape from the madness of the world. I was an Arsenal supporter before it was cool to be one. I lie it's always been cool to be a Gooner

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spookillumi @illumi.meme · Oct 12

sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 59m

Thanks for the heads up, I'll give it a try

Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 1h

How to make a perfect Saturday supermarket experience 🤔

Lack of patience in everyone parking their car ✅
Attended by half of everyone that ever existed on the planet ✅
Inconsiderate shoppers leaving trollies blocking aisles whilst they peruse items far away ✅
Several tills shut ✅

Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 3h

Haha that's even funnier, he was trying to win something that had already closed nominations

Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 5h

I have no idea who this person is, I was laughing Trump didn't get it. However, she doesn't seem a worthy recipient either

Michael H @michaelh14.bsky.social · 5h

'Peace' Has No Meaning When Right-Wingers Like Maria Corina Machado Win the Nobel Prize www.commondreams.org/opinion/peac...

'Peace' Has No Meaning When Right-Wingers Like Maria Corina Machado Win the Nobel Prize | Common Dreams

As Venezuelan-American, I know exactly what Machado represents: the smiling face of Washington’s regime-change machine, the polished spokesperson for sanctions, privatization, and foreign intervention...

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 6h

I love how this album has divided that community. It's not even that they don't like it, the way it was sold to them was such a blatant cash grab. I read someone say that when they tweeted criticism of it they weren't instantly bombarded by death threats which they previously would've been

Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 7h

Disrupting traffic, that's 5 years in prison like theJust Stop Oil protestors right?

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 18h

Ok I looked into this and there were some bangers that year. I only really paid attention to Turtle Power at the time

Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 18h

You're mad

Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 18h

Apart from meal times it's the best part of the day

Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 21h

It couldn't hurt tbh fingers crossed for you 🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽

Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 21h

Would also massively help if you did a catchy K-pop song/dance too. It really a helps to tap into that market

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 21h

Laughing too much at this, what a banger of a joke tho

Screenshot of a Chuckle Brothers joke.
Barry to Paul in their beds in the middle of the night:
"What time is it?"
"Dunno. Pass me that trombone & I'll find out."
*Blows trombone loudly*
Someone shouts: "WHO'S THAT PLAYING THE TROMBONE AT 2AM?"

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Dan Howdle @danhowdle.bsky.social · 1d

i watched all four seasons of this and tl;dr yes ... it is sometimes cake

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 1d

This is great timing as I've recently started a rewatch of Jonathan Creek. Good to have this podcast back

boxdelightspod.bsky.social @boxdelightspod.bsky.social · 1d

And we're off! NEW EPISODE out today. Journalist and author @michaelhogan100.bsky.social talks about the magic of Jonathan Creek and his own crime novel debut, The Dogwalkers' Detective Agency. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/j...

Jonathan Creek

Podcast Episode · Box of Delights · 10/10/2025 · 21m

podcasts.apple.com

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 1d

National Guard sent into every US IKEA stores

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 1d

Read that to the tune of Journeys Don't Stop Believing

Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 1d

Finally a woman admits it

Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 1d

👏👏👏

Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 1d

Hopefully it's the end of the working week for you and you can have a relaxing weekend to reset for the next one 🤞🏽

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Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 1d

IF, Why'd you have to be so negative??

It's a (very) long con but you can befriend a lonely old pensioner that owns their own property and get them to leave it to you

Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 1d

Have you considered robbing a bank?

Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 1d

There's a site and App Minute Cryptic which has daily clues. It has a YouTube channel which explains the riddle and indicators to look out for in the clue.

The Guardian Quick Cryptic (on their site) is free and easier than their main one. I can solve these easily now and am attempting the main ones

Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 1d

Your younger fans won't get that reference. Try, It's like how 4G became 5G

Ronil Patel @randomronil.bsky.social · 1d

Did you choose oil as she was a climate activist?