Ronil Patel
@randomronil.bsky.social
Film, TV & a good book is a good escape from the madness of the world. I was an Arsenal supporter before it was cool to be one. I lie it's always been cool to be a Gooner
Whenever I read something by Trump with the sign off President of the United States
a man sitting in a chair with the words any man who must say i am the king is no true king written below him
Alt: a man sitting in a chair with the words any man who must say i am the king is no true king written below him
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Whenever I read something by Trump with the sign off President of the United States
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Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
January 15, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
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Countries signing up to the Board of Peace
January 22, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Countries signing up to the Board of Peace
Lay on the sofa under a blanket and start a film I really want to watch. Works for me every time
January 22, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Lay on the sofa under a blanket and start a film I really want to watch. Works for me every time
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R.E. the Brooklyn Beckham drama.
I don't know the Beckhams, or what goes on behind the scenes. But I can share this.
1/14
I don't know the Beckhams, or what goes on behind the scenes. But I can share this.
1/14
January 21, 2026 at 7:31 PM
R.E. the Brooklyn Beckham drama.
I don't know the Beckhams, or what goes on behind the scenes. But I can share this.
1/14
I don't know the Beckhams, or what goes on behind the scenes. But I can share this.
1/14
Can't really laugh at Americans when the Brits were doing it first. Actually ALL the Europeans with colonies were doing it too
British people snarking at Americans for attracting censure on the world stage; maybe wind your necks in.
theconversation.com/operation-le...
theconversation.com/operation-le...
Operation Legacy: How Britain covered up its colonial crimes
Operation Legacy highlights the repercussions faced when people with power determine what information is available to interpret events of the past.
theconversation.com
January 21, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Can't really laugh at Americans when the Brits were doing it first. Actually ALL the Europeans with colonies were doing it too
Did someone forget to cancel their free trial. Who TF still uses AOL?
Yahoo and AOL are down
Yahoo and AOL are down
www.independent.co.uk
January 21, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Did someone forget to cancel their free trial. Who TF still uses AOL?
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Kemi Badenoch:
"I showed strong leadership when faced with disloyalty & sacked Robert Jenrick."
Keir Starmer:
"She'd just read the resignation letter he'd left on the photocopier. What else was she going to do? Correct the typo's & hand it back to him?" 😄
#PMQs
#PoliticsLive
"I showed strong leadership when faced with disloyalty & sacked Robert Jenrick."
Keir Starmer:
"She'd just read the resignation letter he'd left on the photocopier. What else was she going to do? Correct the typo's & hand it back to him?" 😄
#PMQs
#PoliticsLive
January 21, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Kemi Badenoch:
"I showed strong leadership when faced with disloyalty & sacked Robert Jenrick."
Keir Starmer:
"She'd just read the resignation letter he'd left on the photocopier. What else was she going to do? Correct the typo's & hand it back to him?" 😄
#PMQs
#PoliticsLive
"I showed strong leadership when faced with disloyalty & sacked Robert Jenrick."
Keir Starmer:
"She'd just read the resignation letter he'd left on the photocopier. What else was she going to do? Correct the typo's & hand it back to him?" 😄
#PMQs
#PoliticsLive
Caught up on that bus story from yesterday, let out the biggest "Ohhh" when it was revealed the driver was French. As if that perfectly explained his rrudeness
January 21, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Caught up on that bus story from yesterday, let out the biggest "Ohhh" when it was revealed the driver was French. As if that perfectly explained his rrudeness
Those adverts which imitate podcasts, or maybe they are podcasts are so off-putting. I can guarantee I will never buy whatever product they're selling/promoting
I don't think they're genuine podcasts bc talking about the product isn't so jarring and unnatural
I don't think they're genuine podcasts bc talking about the product isn't so jarring and unnatural
January 21, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Those adverts which imitate podcasts, or maybe they are podcasts are so off-putting. I can guarantee I will never buy whatever product they're selling/promoting
I don't think they're genuine podcasts bc talking about the product isn't so jarring and unnatural
I don't think they're genuine podcasts bc talking about the product isn't so jarring and unnatural
So, he's getting a bollocking, calls for his resignation? Nope, nothing, no change to him, he'll still rake in money and I guess we'll just tut
NEW: NEW: Standards commissioner finds Nigel Farage committed seventeen breaches of MPs code of conduct.
He failed to declare £333,000 in outside interests (more than 3x MPs annual salary)…
He failed to declare £333,000 in outside interests (more than 3x MPs annual salary)…
January 21, 2026 at 10:11 AM
So, he's getting a bollocking, calls for his resignation? Nope, nothing, no change to him, he'll still rake in money and I guess we'll just tut
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‘I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace’
- The cat after getting switched to dry food
- The cat after getting switched to dry food
January 21, 2026 at 9:47 AM
‘I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace’
- The cat after getting switched to dry food
- The cat after getting switched to dry food
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
Those awful Haribo ads where they speak in babytalk is basically Tiktok and Insta Reels now. "He unaliveded his family with a pew pew after it was revealed he was a PDF file"
Oh do fuck off
Oh do fuck off
January 19, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Those awful Haribo ads where they speak in babytalk is basically Tiktok and Insta Reels now. "He unaliveded his family with a pew pew after it was revealed he was a PDF file"
Oh do fuck off
Oh do fuck off
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"Too much of established British journalism remains an elite, closed club. Close to power & influencing it; while claiming to have none when it is scrutinised in the slightest. That it continues to get away with its ability to distort our society is one of the biggest stories & scandals of our time"
Prince Harry Takes a Stand for Us All: ‘If They’re Supposedly Policing Society, Who On Earth is Policing Them?’
The crisis and corruption in the British press is one of the biggest, ongoing scandals of our time. Byline Times tips its hat to Prince Harry
bylinetimes.com
January 19, 2026 at 12:51 PM
"Too much of established British journalism remains an elite, closed club. Close to power & influencing it; while claiming to have none when it is scrutinised in the slightest. That it continues to get away with its ability to distort our society is one of the biggest stories & scandals of our time"
Haha this is so funny. I know you shouldn't laugh at someone's misfortune, but if you invest in crypto your fair game
Crypto holder loses $283 million to scammer impersonating wallet support
January 10, 2026
https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=trezor-support-scam
January 10, 2026
https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=trezor-support-scam
January 19, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Haha this is so funny. I know you shouldn't laugh at someone's misfortune, but if you invest in crypto your fair game
Another nterception 🙄
Does Stroud actually want to win this 🤷
Does Stroud actually want to win this 🤷
January 18, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Another nterception 🙄
Does Stroud actually want to win this 🤷
Does Stroud actually want to win this 🤷
In these Divisional games none of the (losing) QBs so far have covered themselves in glory.
The defences have been excellent on the winning teams, but surely the QBs should've stepped up too
The defences have been excellent on the winning teams, but surely the QBs should've stepped up too
January 18, 2026 at 9:13 PM
In these Divisional games none of the (losing) QBs so far have covered themselves in glory.
The defences have been excellent on the winning teams, but surely the QBs should've stepped up too
The defences have been excellent on the winning teams, but surely the QBs should've stepped up too
I've been watching a few late 90's early 2000's films recently and I've found them more complicated than I remembered. I realised they're not complicated, you just need to watch them and not second screen. They expected people to watch the film and only watch the film
January 18, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I've been watching a few late 90's early 2000's films recently and I've found them more complicated than I remembered. I realised they're not complicated, you just need to watch them and not second screen. They expected people to watch the film and only watch the film
Ok maybe I was wrong to doubt her oracle abilities. The Bills are ass tonight
Anyway she has more predictions for this weekend and the only one I disagree with is she chose the Broncos over the Bills. I don't think the Broncos will trouble the Bills. Wait, was she picking winners or the losers 🤔
January 17, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Ok maybe I was wrong to doubt her oracle abilities. The Bills are ass tonight
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Everything reminds me of him...
January 17, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Everything reminds me of him...
I'm so glad Starmer made the King guest this bellend and take him for a trip in his golden carriage so we could get a good deal
NEW: Donald Trump says he’ll impose 10% tariffs on Nato countries - incl UK, France & Germany - who have deployed troops to Greenland and opposed US threats to take over Arctic territory.
January 17, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I'm so glad Starmer made the King guest this bellend and take him for a trip in his golden carriage so we could get a good deal
Last week there was a cute video of a little girl picking her NFL winners for the upcoming Wildcard Weekend games. She managed to pick every loser in all 6 games. It was funny so the title got quickly changed to her picking the losers
January 17, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Last week there was a cute video of a little girl picking her NFL winners for the upcoming Wildcard Weekend games. She managed to pick every loser in all 6 games. It was funny so the title got quickly changed to her picking the losers
Seen a lot of talk about Sophie Turner being the new Lara Croft. Mostly men complaining about how she doesn't look like Lara Croft. So basically her tits aren't big or pointy/polygonny enough.
The show is going to be ass, but, not bc of her
The show is going to be ass, but, not bc of her
January 16, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Seen a lot of talk about Sophie Turner being the new Lara Croft. Mostly men complaining about how she doesn't look like Lara Croft. So basically her tits aren't big or pointy/polygonny enough.
The show is going to be ass, but, not bc of her
The show is going to be ass, but, not bc of her