Ronil Patel
@randomronil.bsky.social
Film, TV & a good book is a good escape from the madness of the world. I was an Arsenal supporter before it was cool to be one. I lie it's always been cool to be a Gooner
Some of you guys weren't singing "Rain, rain go away, come again another day" with all of your heart and it shows. Thanks guys
December 1, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Some of you guys weren't singing "Rain, rain go away, come again another day" with all of your heart and it shows. Thanks guys
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STARSHIP TROOPERS with Tom Crowley and David Hoare | Smersh Pod
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December 1, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Well it was nice to hear Last Christmas on the radio, from tomorrow it'll be hardly ever played 😔
November 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Well it was nice to hear Last Christmas on the radio, from tomorrow it'll be hardly ever played 😔
Well at least it'll give the journos and commentators something new to talk about. I'm sure they'll love us conceding to a set piece #Arsenal
November 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Well at least it'll give the journos and commentators something new to talk about. I'm sure they'll love us conceding to a set piece #Arsenal
Not our best performance (we weren't great) and we'll settle for a draw. However, I am no way happy about it, we should've walked away with 3 #Arsenal
November 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Not our best performance (we weren't great) and we'll settle for a draw. However, I am no way happy about it, we should've walked away with 3 #Arsenal
Fucking well deserved Red. It was a dirty leg breaker challenge. Referee now looking for any small reason to send one of ours off too #Arsenal
November 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Fucking well deserved Red. It was a dirty leg breaker challenge. Referee now looking for any small reason to send one of ours off too #Arsenal
I'd be surprised if this game ends with 22 players still on the pitch
November 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I'd be surprised if this game ends with 22 players still on the pitch
We all have video cameras on us now and can capture events as they happen. Please, please, please understand basic cinematography. Try to middle the action and only move to follow the action. I'm sick of seeing clips of things happening filmed by people who clearly have no idea how to capture it
November 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
We all have video cameras on us now and can capture events as they happen. Please, please, please understand basic cinematography. Try to middle the action and only move to follow the action. I'm sick of seeing clips of things happening filmed by people who clearly have no idea how to capture it
This is a repeated dream/nightmare I have. I'm just driving along absent-mindedly talking to my passenger and I realise too late that I'm no longer on a road. EVERY time I decide to carry on rather than turn back and get stuck somewhere
Every so often cars get stuck at Park Square in Sheffield when they follow a tram and don’t realise it’s a traffic free area. That much is normal.
Just *how far* they get from there is what is interesting. This person has driven 100 metres over a narrow pedestrian footbridge.
Just *how far* they get from there is what is interesting. This person has driven 100 metres over a narrow pedestrian footbridge.
November 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
This is a repeated dream/nightmare I have. I'm just driving along absent-mindedly talking to my passenger and I realise too late that I'm no longer on a road. EVERY time I decide to carry on rather than turn back and get stuck somewhere
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
Haha the Spuds 10 minutes in and 2 goals down, oh I hope they get stuffed
November 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Haha the Spuds 10 minutes in and 2 goals down, oh I hope they get stuffed
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Wow - this guy must be really, REALLY bad with money if an extra £208 per month will “ruin” his retirement.
Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph
Because this does NOT add up!
No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…
🧵1/9
Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph
Because this does NOT add up!
No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…
🧵1/9
November 29, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Wow - this guy must be really, REALLY bad with money if an extra £208 per month will “ruin” his retirement.
Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph
Because this does NOT add up!
No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…
🧵1/9
Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph
Because this does NOT add up!
No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…
🧵1/9
Elf on the Shelf is a gateway to normalising other Fae rituals. Soon we'll be sacrificing for a good and bountiful harvest all over again
It's nearly December so it's elf on the shelf time annual reminder time
a. He looks like a creepy little perv
b. It's NEVER a good idea to get your children to fear and worship an idol of the fae
a. He looks like a creepy little perv
b. It's NEVER a good idea to get your children to fear and worship an idol of the fae
November 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Elf on the Shelf is a gateway to normalising other Fae rituals. Soon we'll be sacrificing for a good and bountiful harvest all over again
"You can't tell me what to do, you ain't my muvva"
"YES, I AM!"
"YES, I AM!"
November 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
"You can't tell me what to do, you ain't my muvva"
"YES, I AM!"
"YES, I AM!"
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Pitching new versions of A Christmas Carol in 2025
www.youtube.com/shorts/IqZrB...
www.youtube.com/shorts/IqZrB...
Pitching new versions of a Christmas Carol in 2025
YouTube video by Eleanor Morton
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Pitching new versions of A Christmas Carol in 2025
www.youtube.com/shorts/IqZrB...
www.youtube.com/shorts/IqZrB...
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Just heard someone on the radio describe Keir Starmer’s voice as an air conditioning unit conducting a séance
November 22, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Just heard someone on the radio describe Keir Starmer’s voice as an air conditioning unit conducting a séance
This joke just hits right. Laughing far too hard at this
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
This joke just hits right. Laughing far too hard at this
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Named after himself, I see.
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Named after himself, I see.
Utter bastard move by today's challenger on Countdown. The reigning champion is heading towards another century game, the challenger can't win, but on the last numbers he makes it pretty much impossible for anyone to solve and get points. Yep, champ finishes game on 97
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Utter bastard move by today's challenger on Countdown. The reigning champion is heading towards another century game, the challenger can't win, but on the last numbers he makes it pretty much impossible for anyone to solve and get points. Yep, champ finishes game on 97
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nigel farage after rachael reeves freezes russian assets
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
nigel farage after rachael reeves freezes russian assets
"Labour are hiking taxes to pay for welfare."
As opposed to what? Yes, welfare has to be paid by the state.
Listened to Badenoch's response to the budget, lasted 5 minutes after I couldn't take any more BS
As opposed to what? Yes, welfare has to be paid by the state.
Listened to Badenoch's response to the budget, lasted 5 minutes after I couldn't take any more BS
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
"Labour are hiking taxes to pay for welfare."
As opposed to what? Yes, welfare has to be paid by the state.
Listened to Badenoch's response to the budget, lasted 5 minutes after I couldn't take any more BS
As opposed to what? Yes, welfare has to be paid by the state.
Listened to Badenoch's response to the budget, lasted 5 minutes after I couldn't take any more BS
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It is with a heavy heart that I take down the Budget Tree and Bunting.
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
It is with a heavy heart that I take down the Budget Tree and Bunting.
Whilst the focus is on the budget today I just want to say imo pigs in blankets are way overrated. They're an ok snack but not in the way people go on about them
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Whilst the focus is on the budget today I just want to say imo pigs in blankets are way overrated. They're an ok snack but not in the way people go on about them
Does anyone truly believe he isn't a racist? Apart from him, of course, I mean no one openly says it bc otherwise he couldn't be on TV so much. His supporters delude themselves bc if they agree with a racist then does that make them racist? Yes, yes it does
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Does anyone truly believe he isn't a racist? Apart from him, of course, I mean no one openly says it bc otherwise he couldn't be on TV so much. His supporters delude themselves bc if they agree with a racist then does that make them racist? Yes, yes it does