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Susan
@sufondue.bsky.social
Mum to 22 & 19. Does science.
Positivity is the crutch of the weak.
Are we pretending that ANY of the others followed on from each other?
Just start wherever you want and put some sexy ladies in it for the dads.
Although if they make it a mUlTivErSe I will riot
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Quit one of my jobs (struggling with time for study/sleep etc) so I'm down to only two + uni like an absolute slacker
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Happy Sunday evening to those who celebrate
a man says instantly i 'm feeling this like deep aching sense of dread in front of a door
ALT: a man says instantly i 'm feeling this like deep aching sense of dread in front of a door
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Me flirting
November 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Not even 10am and I've been to work, done a big shop, been to the pet shop and filled up the car
November 8, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I got a coldsore straight after we lost the dog and followed it up with weeeeks of ulcers and cracked lips and then another coldsore inside my nose??? And I noticed the other day it had finally all cleared and stopped being so bloody painful.
So anyway I have a coldsore
November 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Local Lidl has come to a standstill because someone tried to pay with a fifty pound note and everyone got scared
November 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Just realised that in just over a week my mam will have been dead five years and said JESUS CHRIST out loud. Where did that time go??
Follow up thought that if I'd know then what the next few years would be like I don't know what I would have done but honestly you could point at any time in the
November 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
It's firework apocalypse here and the puppy is fast asleep
a card that says you win congrats on winning life on it
ALT: a card that says you win congrats on winning life on it
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
A movie you've seen more than seven times, in a gif
November 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I got Queen Bee!
How many words can you make with 7 letters?
www.nytimes.com
October 31, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Reposted by Susan
Have started listening to the 'Welcome to Jurassic Park' Theme every morning when I wake up, to start the day. Best thing I have ever done for my mental health. Can literally deal with anything after those 7.55mins. Thoroughly recommend.
October 30, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Reposted by Susan
BBC News predictably entirely focused on the predicament of white British tourists on holiday in Jamaica, rather than the people who live there and will have to rebuild their homes after the tourists have fucked off.
October 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
News from home while we're at the hospital.
Get a puppy, they said...
October 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Oh, hi
October 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Guess who picked a tiny spider up off the floor with her gob and, when asked what she'd got, put it back down... and it was fine?
October 27, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Reposted by Susan
Can I do a shout out to find the old crew still missing? Could you reshare this if you knew me as L3GSV on Twitter to see if I can be found by any old friends here who don’t recognise me!?
October 26, 2025 at 6:49 AM
A good night is her sleeping til half 5 so we've compromised on the clock change by her getting up at 6/actually 5.
Except she got up and shat everywhere in the night and then wanted to play
October 26, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Bears trying to get honey
Hives are so fucking shit 😭
October 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
So tempted to drop this into the uni group chat with no context
October 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Reposted by Susan
I fucking knew it.
October 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
We're doing the thing where she gets a massive fuss for a "good toilet" but if she has an accident we just clean it up and don't react. She's been SO good today but then curled a poop out on the living room floor tonight. She came up to me all hopeful
October 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Took a cute picture to send to the breeder who asked how she was. Realised after she looks intense and crazy here?
Also I picked up what I thought was a tiny piece of brown dog food today and IT WASN'T
October 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I'm having car breakfast between jobs and there's a man in front of where I'm parked having wall breakfast (we're outside Greggs) and I thought his cat was hanging out with him but my window is steamed up and it was just his backpack 🥲
October 22, 2025 at 7:31 AM