Cake
@ranoutofcake.bsky.social
Physical and digital media artist.
Wielder of spreadsheets.
ACAB, BLM, Anti-TERF.
Queer mom, ADHD, the reason bank pens are on a chain.
https://linktr.ee/RanOutOfCake
Wielder of spreadsheets.
ACAB, BLM, Anti-TERF.
Queer mom, ADHD, the reason bank pens are on a chain.
https://linktr.ee/RanOutOfCake
Pinned
www.etsy.com
3 wks of unemployment left & no bites, so yup, I'm going to be more vocal about my shop and Ko-Fi.
Know plant lovers? Let them know I do commissions www.etsy.com/shop/RanOutO...
If you want to help me make rent and cover a 225 ele bill, Ko-Fi goes right to paypal, no fee ko-fi.com/ranoutofcake
Know plant lovers? Let them know I do commissions www.etsy.com/shop/RanOutO...
If you want to help me make rent and cover a 225 ele bill, Ko-Fi goes right to paypal, no fee ko-fi.com/ranoutofcake
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medical miracle: this 75 year old man was born yesterday
Schumer on DHS reforms: "I believe Republicans will have no choice but to go along with us because it's so common sense"
February 15, 2026 at 2:51 PM
medical miracle: this 75 year old man was born yesterday
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The AI bros (who clearly don't understand AI) in the comments are hilarious. "ask stupid questions, get stupid answers". LLMs have no concept of how intelligent a question is, and they certainly were not designed to deliberately give stupid responses if they deem your question too stupid. 1/?
It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this
February 14, 2026 at 7:55 PM
The AI bros (who clearly don't understand AI) in the comments are hilarious. "ask stupid questions, get stupid answers". LLMs have no concept of how intelligent a question is, and they certainly were not designed to deliberately give stupid responses if they deem your question too stupid. 1/?
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When we talk about the ~ozempic discourse~ it's easy to think about that as a kind of broad social or marketing pressure that's applied equally to everyone with a body.
It's worth noting that it shows up in more acute & targeted ways, too. I'm getting more emails like this one than I have in years.
It's worth noting that it shows up in more acute & targeted ways, too. I'm getting more emails like this one than I have in years.
February 14, 2026 at 7:03 PM
When we talk about the ~ozempic discourse~ it's easy to think about that as a kind of broad social or marketing pressure that's applied equally to everyone with a body.
It's worth noting that it shows up in more acute & targeted ways, too. I'm getting more emails like this one than I have in years.
It's worth noting that it shows up in more acute & targeted ways, too. I'm getting more emails like this one than I have in years.
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"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
February 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
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Evening boost! I truly hope I get more chances to talk to these two
We return to the Gladlands one more time as @ragepandapajamas.bsky.social chats with Jacob Wysocki and Oscar Montoya about this "Oops all sweeties!" season of @dimension20.bsky.social , making a big couch boy, and "being there with your freaks".
www.thefandomentals.com/jacob-wysock...
www.thefandomentals.com/jacob-wysock...
February 13, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Evening boost! I truly hope I get more chances to talk to these two
The ADHD is bouncing hard off of re-writing my resume. Again.
I keep having to remind myself that this is not the problem, this is the solution.
I keep having to remind myself that this is not the problem, this is the solution.
a cartoon of perry the platypus wearing a hat and belt
Alt: a cartoon of perry the platypus in a moving car, wearing a hat and using multiple seat-belts.
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 9:54 PM
The ADHD is bouncing hard off of re-writing my resume. Again.
I keep having to remind myself that this is not the problem, this is the solution.
I keep having to remind myself that this is not the problem, this is the solution.
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Life in prison for this shit.
I'm not joking. The only reason that's not the statutory sentence is that US torture laws only apply to torture committed OUTSIDE the US; torture committed INSIDE the US isn't a separate crime
I'm not joking. The only reason that's not the statutory sentence is that US torture laws only apply to torture committed OUTSIDE the US; torture committed INSIDE the US isn't a separate crime
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Life in prison for this shit.
I'm not joking. The only reason that's not the statutory sentence is that US torture laws only apply to torture committed OUTSIDE the US; torture committed INSIDE the US isn't a separate crime
I'm not joking. The only reason that's not the statutory sentence is that US torture laws only apply to torture committed OUTSIDE the US; torture committed INSIDE the US isn't a separate crime
Despite my quibbles, I'm having a blast.
You ain't taking my cat, Mayor!
See y'all again tomorrow!
You ain't taking my cat, Mayor!
See y'all again tomorrow!
February 13, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Despite my quibbles, I'm having a blast.
You ain't taking my cat, Mayor!
See y'all again tomorrow!
You ain't taking my cat, Mayor!
See y'all again tomorrow!
Powerwash sim 2 and chill twitch.tv/ranoutofcake
a man in a suit is cleaning a fence with the words let me clean
ALT: a man in a suit is cleaning a fence with the words let me clean
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Powerwash sim 2 and chill twitch.tv/ranoutofcake
Neuro is a kind heart with a strong soul. A beacon of sanity through 2020 and after. Losing him and the colleagues he trusted in the public health sector is a great loss.
Today marks the 1 year anniversary where I was illegally fired amongst thousands of other US federal employees. I had worked for more than 10 years in the service of the US federal government and while it had its rough times, I loved this job. And on that day, it was all taken away from me.
February 13, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Neuro is a kind heart with a strong soul. A beacon of sanity through 2020 and after. Losing him and the colleagues he trusted in the public health sector is a great loss.
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Hi yes, it would mean a lot if you considered nominating my queer cyberpunk short story "To Access Seven Obelisks, Press Enter", published by @lightspeedmagazine.com!
it's got sapphic yearning and destroying of corporations, what more can you ask for?
🌆 www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/to-a... 🌆
it's got sapphic yearning and destroying of corporations, what more can you ask for?
🌆 www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/to-a... 🌆
Nominations are now open for the 2026 Hugo Awards!
Emails are going out to eligible nominators (those who became a member of LAcon V by January 31, 2026, or were a member of the Seattle Worldcon 2025) about how to set up their LAcon V virtual convention account.
Emails are going out to eligible nominators (those who became a member of LAcon V by January 31, 2026, or were a member of the Seattle Worldcon 2025) about how to set up their LAcon V virtual convention account.
February 11, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Hi yes, it would mean a lot if you considered nominating my queer cyberpunk short story "To Access Seven Obelisks, Press Enter", published by @lightspeedmagazine.com!
it's got sapphic yearning and destroying of corporations, what more can you ask for?
🌆 www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/to-a... 🌆
it's got sapphic yearning and destroying of corporations, what more can you ask for?
🌆 www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/to-a... 🌆
Streaming Late Shift again tonight!
Will we Jetpack Cat all night? Work on the Big Hole I made in Minecraft?
Will we Jetpack Cat all night? Work on the Big Hole I made in Minecraft?
February 12, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Streaming Late Shift again tonight!
Will we Jetpack Cat all night? Work on the Big Hole I made in Minecraft?
Will we Jetpack Cat all night? Work on the Big Hole I made in Minecraft?
4 more "we went with other people" emails and a call from a recruiter who wanted to change my entire resume into a completely different job, and use it to apply for a job in my state govt.
a baby is walking on a wooden floor with the words nope written on the floor .
ALT: a baby is walking on a wooden floor with the words nope written on the floor .
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 11:19 PM
4 more "we went with other people" emails and a call from a recruiter who wanted to change my entire resume into a completely different job, and use it to apply for a job in my state govt.
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“Everything I offer of value is present in this boring clip” is not something I would eagerly admit.
‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ writer Rhett Reese reacts to viral AI video of Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt fighting:
“I hate to say it. It’s likely over for us.”
“I hate to say it. It’s likely over for us.”
February 11, 2026 at 10:41 PM
“Everything I offer of value is present in this boring clip” is not something I would eagerly admit.
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political malpractice that this chart hasnt been seared into the brains of every single american through advertising and social media
We now have data from Trump's first full year in office. Let's review the performance of Trump and the two parties since 1989 and a new age of globalization began.
However you cut the data Trump continues to have worst jobs record of last six Presidents. 1/
However you cut the data Trump continues to have worst jobs record of last six Presidents. 1/
February 11, 2026 at 3:40 PM
political malpractice that this chart hasnt been seared into the brains of every single american through advertising and social media
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Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
Live now!
Vibe shift, the new Overwatch stuff dropped today, gonna check it out with a friend!
twitch.tv/ranoutofocake
Vibe shift, the new Overwatch stuff dropped today, gonna check it out with a friend!
twitch.tv/ranoutofocake
a cat wearing a helmet and goggles is laying down
ALT: a cat wearing a helmet and goggles is laying down
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Live now!
Vibe shift, the new Overwatch stuff dropped today, gonna check it out with a friend!
twitch.tv/ranoutofocake
Vibe shift, the new Overwatch stuff dropped today, gonna check it out with a friend!
twitch.tv/ranoutofocake
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
🌙 Streaming Late Shifts start tonight! 8 my time 🕗
Lets start chill - Minecraft creative or Powerwash Sim 2?
twitch.tv/ranoutofcake
Lets start chill - Minecraft creative or Powerwash Sim 2?
twitch.tv/ranoutofcake
a statue with the words " the choices are yours and yours alone " above it
ALT: a statue with the words " the choices are yours and yours alone " above it
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February 10, 2026 at 8:58 PM
🌙 Streaming Late Shifts start tonight! 8 my time 🕗
Lets start chill - Minecraft creative or Powerwash Sim 2?
twitch.tv/ranoutofcake
Lets start chill - Minecraft creative or Powerwash Sim 2?
twitch.tv/ranoutofcake
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Hasbro owns the trademarks for Wizards of the Coast and is therefore the controlling company of Magic: the Gathering snd Dungeons and Dragons.
D&D and M:tG will not get another cent from me until this deal is dead.
D&D and M:tG will not get another cent from me until this deal is dead.
JKR will never get another dime from the pockets of anyone in my family. You, too, can be part of making this deal a disaster for all parties!
(The revolution starts here
Where you work & where you play
Where you lay your money down
What you do & what you say
The revolution starts now - S. Earle)
(The revolution starts here
Where you work & where you play
Where you lay your money down
What you do & what you say
The revolution starts now - S. Earle)
Hasbro and Warner Bros. Discovery have signed a multi-year deal starting in 2027 to produce Harry Potter film and television series dolls, role play, action figures, collectibles, interactive plush, board games, and more to be revealed later this year - bwnews.pr/45UKdKL
February 10, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Hasbro owns the trademarks for Wizards of the Coast and is therefore the controlling company of Magic: the Gathering snd Dungeons and Dragons.
D&D and M:tG will not get another cent from me until this deal is dead.
D&D and M:tG will not get another cent from me until this deal is dead.
I know we are having 40 conversations right now, but this is my bank account with 1 unempl check left. I have 550 rent, 75 internet and 30 in cell phone auto-withdrawing on the 15th.
In the last 6 months I've applied to literally everything. I've had 2 interviews, 1 of them a bait and switch.
In the last 6 months I've applied to literally everything. I've had 2 interviews, 1 of them a bait and switch.
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I know we are having 40 conversations right now, but this is my bank account with 1 unempl check left. I have 550 rent, 75 internet and 30 in cell phone auto-withdrawing on the 15th.
In the last 6 months I've applied to literally everything. I've had 2 interviews, 1 of them a bait and switch.
In the last 6 months I've applied to literally everything. I've had 2 interviews, 1 of them a bait and switch.
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There's only a few pieces, so grab your rainbows while you can!
www.etsy.com/listing/4449...
www.etsy.com/listing/4447...
#plantsky #plantmom #rainbow #greenthumb #houseplants #plantlife #plantlover #plants
www.etsy.com/listing/4449...
www.etsy.com/listing/4447...
#plantsky #plantmom #rainbow #greenthumb #houseplants #plantlife #plantlover #plants
February 5, 2026 at 12:06 AM
There's only a few pieces, so grab your rainbows while you can!
www.etsy.com/listing/4449...
www.etsy.com/listing/4447...
#plantsky #plantmom #rainbow #greenthumb #houseplants #plantlife #plantlover #plants
www.etsy.com/listing/4449...
www.etsy.com/listing/4447...
#plantsky #plantmom #rainbow #greenthumb #houseplants #plantlife #plantlover #plants