David Burnquist (RUDE)
@refburnquist.bsky.social
(aka Austin) Pro wrestling referee. Yes, that's me sneezing Orange Cassidy awake. YDDA. #GSG #VERDE
Welcome to Area 51, your presence has been deemed hostile
December 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Welcome to Area 51, your presence has been deemed hostile
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Al right, listen up, our fugitive has been on the run for 15 hours. Average foot speed of a jacked Pop Tart, barring injuries, is 4 miles per hour. That gives us a radius of 60 miles.
Your fugitive's name is Slammin' Strawberry. Go get him.
@poptartsbowl.com
Your fugitive's name is Slammin' Strawberry. Go get him.
@poptartsbowl.com
December 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Al right, listen up, our fugitive has been on the run for 15 hours. Average foot speed of a jacked Pop Tart, barring injuries, is 4 miles per hour. That gives us a radius of 60 miles.
Your fugitive's name is Slammin' Strawberry. Go get him.
@poptartsbowl.com
Your fugitive's name is Slammin' Strawberry. Go get him.
@poptartsbowl.com
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yes I’m happy to clarify. when I do it it’s called discourse. when you do it it’s running off at the mouth all wild style and whatnot. these are just technical terms
December 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
yes I’m happy to clarify. when I do it it’s called discourse. when you do it it’s running off at the mouth all wild style and whatnot. these are just technical terms
LET’S GOOOOOOOO!!!!!
December 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
LET’S GOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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what's a matter babe you hardly touched your clud sandwich
December 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
what's a matter babe you hardly touched your clud sandwich
“I know writers who use subtext” etc. etc.
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
“I know writers who use subtext” etc. etc.
210 bihhhhh
December 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
210 bihhhhh
sorry Fortnite, something else is about to steal all my time
December 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
sorry Fortnite, something else is about to steal all my time
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the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats
December 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats
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Friday at last…-
December 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Friday at last…-
My friends had me eating GOOD for Christmas and I’m actively plotting to prevent them from moving to Colorado next year
December 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
My friends had me eating GOOD for Christmas and I’m actively plotting to prevent them from moving to Colorado next year
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"please welcome the voices of huntrix" no they're just huntrix now. they're huntrix and they fight demons
December 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
"please welcome the voices of huntrix" no they're just huntrix now. they're huntrix and they fight demons
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The Oklahoma City Thunder can’t beat the San Antonio Spurs 👀
December 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The Oklahoma City Thunder can’t beat the San Antonio Spurs 👀
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you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
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john cena: we have caught and compromised tiny tim to a permanent end
*lights go out*
*when they come back up tiny tim has been laid out cena with his signature crutch*
jim ross: BAH GAWD
*lights go out*
*when they come back up tiny tim has been laid out cena with his signature crutch*
jim ross: BAH GAWD
December 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
john cena: we have caught and compromised tiny tim to a permanent end
*lights go out*
*when they come back up tiny tim has been laid out cena with his signature crutch*
jim ross: BAH GAWD
*lights go out*
*when they come back up tiny tim has been laid out cena with his signature crutch*
jim ross: BAH GAWD
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
my most galaxy-brain take on this is that he doesn’t know what a child is
you think to yourself “Who would talk to a kid like that” and the answer immediately follows… someone who has no mental capacity for what a child actually is
you think to yourself “Who would talk to a kid like that” and the answer immediately follows… someone who has no mental capacity for what a child actually is
Trump: We track Santa. We want to make sure that Santa is being good. We want to make sure that he's not infiltrated, that we're not infiltrating into our country a bad Santa. Santa loves Oklahoma like I do. You know, Oklahoma was very good to me in the election
December 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
my most galaxy-brain take on this is that he doesn’t know what a child is
you think to yourself “Who would talk to a kid like that” and the answer immediately follows… someone who has no mental capacity for what a child actually is
you think to yourself “Who would talk to a kid like that” and the answer immediately follows… someone who has no mental capacity for what a child actually is
When was anyone going to tell me that San Diego County is home to some of the darkest chapters in American biker gang history
a woman is making a funny face while wearing a pink feather boa and earrings .
ALT: a woman is making a funny face while wearing a pink feather boa and earrings .
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
When was anyone going to tell me that San Diego County is home to some of the darkest chapters in American biker gang history
starting a rumor that the Grinch is actually Buddhist
December 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
starting a rumor that the Grinch is actually Buddhist
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Dawg… Lucy Liu’s Criterion Closet video.
Wikipedia says she’s 57 but I got my doubts
Wikipedia says she’s 57 but I got my doubts
The Mask Jim Carrey GIF
ALT: The Mask Jim Carrey GIF
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Dawg… Lucy Liu’s Criterion Closet video.
Wikipedia says she’s 57 but I got my doubts
Wikipedia says she’s 57 but I got my doubts
TEMPERS FLARE AT THE BUSH’S BAKED BEANS BOWL @vedascott.bsky.social
MAC vs ACC
December 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
TEMPERS FLARE AT THE BUSH’S BAKED BEANS BOWL @vedascott.bsky.social