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The processing of child pornography was a grueling, manual process until Elon Musk’s invention of the child pornography gin.
January 10, 2026 at 12:29 AM
The processing of child pornography was a grueling, manual process until Elon Musk’s invention of the child pornography gin.
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Note that the fascist is not using the pepper spray for crowd control. He is entering a vehicle unimpeded to depart. He is simply using the pepper spray to physically punish an unarmed citizen he doesn't like.
Big clash this afternoon between DHS agents and protesters in a residential street in Minneapolis, following a DHS agent hitting another vehicle. Tear gas was deployed in people’s yards and agents pepper prayed people.
January 12, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Note that the fascist is not using the pepper spray for crowd control. He is entering a vehicle unimpeded to depart. He is simply using the pepper spray to physically punish an unarmed citizen he doesn't like.
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doing 90’s nostalgia content yearning for life before the department of homeland security
January 9, 2026 at 1:22 AM
doing 90’s nostalgia content yearning for life before the department of homeland security
they should invent a new sleeping position, all the old ones hurt
January 7, 2026 at 1:43 AM
they should invent a new sleeping position, all the old ones hurt
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Fans of Christmas are in for a treat tomorrow
December 24, 2023 at 1:40 PM
Fans of Christmas are in for a treat tomorrow
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Welcome to our website. Click the big green ACCEPT button to allow us to sell your data and possibly also your children. To opt out, click here to fill out this 19 page form by hand in triplicate
December 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Welcome to our website. Click the big green ACCEPT button to allow us to sell your data and possibly also your children. To opt out, click here to fill out this 19 page form by hand in triplicate
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when the light bulb was invented, they had to go around and force everyone to use it. that's how you know AI is going to be successful too
December 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
when the light bulb was invented, they had to go around and force everyone to use it. that's how you know AI is going to be successful too
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my grinch bite is infected i think
December 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
my grinch bite is infected i think
when I gave my coworkers tea and fruit baskets they clapped and cheered and crowned me Santa's Special Boy and then mariah carey came in and started singing
December 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
when I gave my coworkers tea and fruit baskets they clapped and cheered and crowned me Santa's Special Boy and then mariah carey came in and started singing
undead internet theory 🧛♂️
December 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
undead internet theory 🧛♂️
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Lofi studies to beat to
December 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Lofi studies to beat to
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so many of our current problems stem from americans not being able to comprehend that a guy they know from tv might actually be stupid
December 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
so many of our current problems stem from americans not being able to comprehend that a guy they know from tv might actually be stupid
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You know what they say. A hot dog will holler
December 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
You know what they say. A hot dog will holler
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I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
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Lowkey wish turkeys had like 6 legs.
2 is not enough!!
2 is not enough!!
December 1, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Lowkey wish turkeys had like 6 legs.
2 is not enough!!
2 is not enough!!
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uploading my lab results to archive dot org
December 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
uploading my lab results to archive dot org
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texting my doctor friend decreasingly innocuous questions everyday until she gets desensitized and becomes my personal doctor without realizing it. today i asked her for a ride. in 3 months i will ask her for a same-hour surgery
December 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
texting my doctor friend decreasingly innocuous questions everyday until she gets desensitized and becomes my personal doctor without realizing it. today i asked her for a ride. in 3 months i will ask her for a same-hour surgery
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they call it asexual cuz you don't wanna bsexual. up top brother lmaorofl 🤣🫳
December 3, 2025 at 6:49 AM
they call it asexual cuz you don't wanna bsexual. up top brother lmaorofl 🤣🫳
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gift guide for people who don't deserve them
December 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
gift guide for people who don't deserve them
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I'm a little sick haha
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy
January 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I'm a little sick haha
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy
I'm gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful like a batch of cookies or maybe banana bread
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I'm gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful like a batch of cookies or maybe banana bread
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the “thanksgiving food is bad” discourse raises its ugly head every year, but the truth remains that thanksgiving food can be amazing as long as you know how to cook. the problem is we’re throwing a few million sunday drivers directly into a grand prix
I think this is unfair to turkey. turkey is good but hard to cook well because it is so damn big. turkey *parts* are great but lack the esthetic appeal of a centerpiece bird.
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
the “thanksgiving food is bad” discourse raises its ugly head every year, but the truth remains that thanksgiving food can be amazing as long as you know how to cook. the problem is we’re throwing a few million sunday drivers directly into a grand prix