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hallowren 🦇💀👻

@rendom.bsky.social

720 followers 550 following 1.3K posts

Queer trans nonby (they/them) Luciferian cryptid book hoarder oddity Sherlock Holmes enthusiast Autistic metalhead linguaphile Goth horror goblin (Possible changeling)

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hallowren 🦇💀👻 @rendom.bsky.social · 13h

GEORGE NO

hallowren 🦇💀👻 @rendom.bsky.social · 14h

The boring parts are the only parts I’m good at too. SHUT UP AI.

hallowren 🦇💀👻 @rendom.bsky.social · 14h

What.

hallowren 🦇💀👻 @rendom.bsky.social · 1d

I punched several nuns after seeing this picture

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hallowren 🦇💀👻 @rendom.bsky.social · 1d

No you’re hiding in your car until the office fire drill is over

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tharook @tharook.bsky.social · 2d

28 business days later

ian.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 2d

the human resources centipede

Courtney 🐙 Lovecraftian 🐙 Actually @hexadecibelle.fyi · 2d

the blair witch project manager

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hallowren 🦇💀👻 @rendom.bsky.social · 2d

Aaargh US and Canada only

hallowren 🦇💀👻 @rendom.bsky.social · 2d

Excellent call!

hallowren 🦇💀👻 @rendom.bsky.social · 2d

YES.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 2d

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

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hallowren 🦇💀👻 @rendom.bsky.social · 2d

It was part of a functional capacity assessment, so I’m wondering if it’s just that I was rattled by having strange people in my house. Idk, I think I’m going to delete this post so I don’t spend all day dwelling on it tbh

hallowren 🦇💀👻 @rendom.bsky.social · 2d

Yep, the NDIS covers psych and OT - I just need to figure out how to navigate all the nonsense to access that. But for now I am at work so: repress, deny!

hallowren 🦇💀👻 @rendom.bsky.social · 2d

I’m frantically researching slash panicking and apparently high blood pressure can cause neurological changes. Or maybe it’s too much internet. Or maybe the assessors were wrong. Or maybe I’ve had a stroke and not noticed. AAAAAAH.

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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 2d

I know this has been said but at this point I’m so tired of the various multi factor authentication processes that I don’t care if you want to log in to my devices to pay my bills, do my work or to steal my identity, honestly.

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hallowren 🦇💀👻 @rendom.bsky.social · 2d

That’s what I said! Clearly I need to start reading more again! I used to test well above average in cognitive assessments - now I’m worried about future dementia. ARGH.

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 2d

It's not hoarding if it's books.

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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (StinaMarie) @stinasdemons.com · 2d

This was the first thing I saw when I went to check in on Masto this morning and I laughed. Happy Tuesday!

Meme:
A pic of Tik Curry in Rocky Horror with the text "Don't Dream It..." And then a pic of Tim Curry in IT as Pennywise with the text "Be IT" (credit: troggie@beige.party on Mastodon)

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hallowren 🦇💀👻 @rendom.bsky.social · 3d

But of course!

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hallowren 🦇💀👻 @rendom.bsky.social · 3d

He’s not going to date you mate

hallowren 🦇💀👻 @rendom.bsky.social · 3d

I don’t think I have the stamina to move socials yet again so if we’re mass ex’ing from Bsky I’ll probably just get offline entirely and read more books.

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 3d

if eaten this poison apple will cause you to sleep forever

[me already finished] please could i have another

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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 3d

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

The Portland frog backing down an army of jackboots

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No John @nojohn.bsky.social · 3d

daily on my mind

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hallowren 🦇💀👻 @rendom.bsky.social · 3d

Ok no, that weekend was to recover from the week interstate. Like I’m going to go to work on the first day I feel vaguely functional - today is for resetting all my routines! No more of this jumbled tomfoolery. Self care is the way, my cunts.

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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 3d

The Lost Boys.

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