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revolvoe! @revolvoe.bsky.social · Sep 30

i have released my Dick Pic and Dick Prose zines on itchio! it would be a pleasure for me if you took a peak, PWYW/Free!

under no circumstances pay for both!!

22 digital paintings
21 paintings and 25 pieces of microfiction!

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a zine cover, "Richard's Pitcher-s: The Throbbing Microfiction Revue Edition, by Revolvoe" which features illustrations of three emojis, the camera, the eggplant, and a mix of the winking and wet emojis, in that order from back to front.

the cover of a zine, "Richard's Pitcher-s The Straight Shebang Edition!" which features brightly coloured drawings of three emojis: the camera, the eggplant, and a mix of the winking and wet emojis in that order from back to front. there is blush on the smiley and the eggplant.

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revolvoe! @revolvoe.bsky.social · 2h

i feel like streamers are a reverse allegory of the cave, where people who barely even learned what shadows are get paid to tell everyone that there are no real things, all while they try and cave in the entrance

but crucially: they're only half in on it. they think that they're the philosophers

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revolvoe! @revolvoe.bsky.social · 1d

gasp! the mark!

coloured drawing of that scene in the simpsons where Homer, at the Stonecutter's headquarters, is nude and attached to the stone of triumph and is forced to drag it out of said headquarters by the chain around his neck. he is bent forward, piqued effort, tilted almost perpendicular to the massive blunt face of the rock. in my version, you can see his penis and pubes

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revolvoe! @revolvoe.bsky.social · 16h

there's no sport less cinematic than mma. no build-up, no ritual, no pomp. even darts or bowling have more going for them, on-screen

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snake & spell @decobray.bsky.social · Aug 11

bone voyage

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Carta Monir @cartamonir.com · 1d

New video! I got to make out with @ponyramone.bsky.social on @date-dolly.bsky.social's beautiful thick cock, fuck!!!

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sofasofia 🛋️ @sofasofia.bsky.social · Aug 7

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Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 18h

Pretty much

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revolvoe! @revolvoe.bsky.social · 22h

the grunts will not respond substantively to a lack of pay: as long as they are promised an unending swell of brutalization of flesh and lives they would happily do it for free. they'd walk over their own guts to do it. but then you got the pres on tv saying he'll pay the loyal ones, so,

revolvoe! @revolvoe.bsky.social · 8d

the gaylors, like the US Military Brass, will take this indignity with humble seething. they will eat shit and complain and do nothing

....mark...my....words....

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 23h

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
October 11,1954

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
P1- WE SEE A BURGLAR ENTERING THROUGH AN OPEN WINDOW

P2-THE BURGLAR HAS ENTERED SLUGGO’S BEDROOM WHO IS SOUND ASLEEP, THE BURGLAR SEES THE POOR LIVING CONDITIONS THAT SLUGGO IS STAYING IN.

P3- THE BURGLAR HAS COMPASSION AND EXITS OUT THE WINDOW, BUT BEFORE LEAVING HE DROPS SOME COINS IN SLUGGO’S PIGGY BANK.

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revolvoe! @revolvoe.bsky.social · 23h

i can only imagine!

revolvoe! @revolvoe.bsky.social · 23h

like it or lump it: this is the best order

pretty soon it'll just be wildfire winter and wildfire summer between sessions of scratching in the dirt for scrub-root beetles, so i can't be too mad at a trad summer, though

Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 23h

Fall
Spring
Winter
Summer

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Flora 🏳️‍⚧️ @faggyflora.bsky.social · 1d

Ranking of the seasons?

revolvoe! @revolvoe.bsky.social · 23h

yeah well: my sweat does math

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revolvoe! @revolvoe.bsky.social · 23h

when the remake came out my dad told me that my great grandfather, who i never even met, despised the original, and would always go off, shouting "alfie whAt'S iT aLl AbOuT???"

revolvoe! @revolvoe.bsky.social · 23h

video game screen of TMNT Arcade, showing the portrait sprite of April O'neil on a black background. her dialogue reads "Guess not... Renae Jacobs April O'Neil

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Magen Cubed @magencubed.bsky.social · 10d

Here's what they need right now:

• A mattress for Najwa
• Coats
• Hoodies for the boys
• Pants
• Sweaters
• Gloves
• Scarves
• Warm hats
• Food, water, and medicine

Magen Cubed @magencubed.bsky.social · Aug 30

Please continue to support my dear friend Najwa and her family 🙏 They need our support to survive the horrors of the ongoing genocide

Urgent Help & Hope for Gaza Mother

I am Najwa Abu Ishaq from Gaza. I suffer from an endocrine disorder, and I’ve lost both my husband and my home to war. Please, I need your help to rebuild my life and live in peace. —Najwa

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Help Mohammed and Heba @mohammedandheba68.bsky.social · 1d

My child, Jamal, a diabetic and war-wounded man, survived the most brutal war in history and the horrors that shook his heart. He tells you: Don't forget us, and support us with your donations and your sharing.

Please support my sister with any word and give her some hope

gofund.me/f3e7f81c8

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Its ruaa @itsmeio.bsky.social · 1d

IF YOU CARE PLEASE SHARE.

Gaza today is emerging from a war that has exhausted it with no jobs, no homes, and no sources of livelihood. We have lost almost everything, and prices have risen to unprecedented levels.

At such a time, please do not leave us alone to face the cold and hunger.

Its ruaa @itsmeio.bsky.social · Sep 6

We are in urgent need of protection and a safe place to live. We’re raising support to help us escape danger and rebuild our lives in safety. Every contribution, no matter how small, brings us one step closer to security and hope. 💛
kindly give :
#BringRuaaHome #SafetyForRuaa #HumanitarianAid