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bencollins.bsky.social
Incredible headline.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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leahlitman.bsky.social
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
Rudy press conference at 4 seasons total landscaping
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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teslatakedown.com
This greeted us just a few miles from the Austin airport when we rolled in last night. Someone around here has been hard at work to welcome Elon's dork brigade as they arrive for the Tesla AGM 💀 #teslatakedown #MuskMustFall
Light up road construction sign that's been changed (we assume lol) to read "everyone hates Elon." This one's by I-35 in central Austin and we hear there are more around town 🙌 #teslatakedown
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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alisonborealis.bsky.social
a screencap of Olivia Reingold dressed up and pretending to be John Oliver on Last Week Tonight (it's a really awful video, not worth watching). A comment on the right hand side, from viperx83: "Olivia, someone filmed this, someone edited it, someone uploaded it. Presumably you cleared it with people at The Free Press and/or CBS. The fact that NONE of those people told you it was awful demonstrates that, at best, no one at work cares about you, and suggests that they actively loathe you. You don't have to live like this; you can go get a decent job somewhere else, and work with people who have even the slightest respect for you. Enough, at least, to tell you not to do things like this."
October 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social
Mamdani is already getting the criminals out of NYC!
October 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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jacketdan.bsky.social
He did it again for the 5 year anniversary
October 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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hombredefiesta.bsky.social
“Also please do not read the last paragraphs of my ‘Career’ and ‘Views’ section on Wikipedia.”
“Noooo!” “I specifically requested the opposite of this!”
October 14, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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4nikkolas.bsky.social
after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
October 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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matthewchampion.bsky.social
NEW: the Trump-Epstein 'friendship' statue that was removed from the national mall and broken up has been repaired and is back on the national mall for "a limited time"
trump epstein 'friendship' statue repaired on national mall trump epstein 'friendship' statue repaired on national mall plaque on trump epstein 'friendship' statue repaired on national mall trump epstein 'friendship' statue repaired on national mall
October 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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cmonmaque.bsky.social
I’ve heard people say John Fetterman looks like a Bond villain but that’s very wrong as he’s clearly an Austin powers villain
October 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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radiator9987.bsky.social
Generals gathered in their masses, listening to two dumb asses
September 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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drewharwell.com
Zach Woods is his opener
September 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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dhm.bsky.social
Tom Brady has a catering gig after the game
Three NFL announcers. All looking straight ahead. Kevin Burkhardt has a big headset on, they all do. They also all have white shirts. Burkhardt has a purple tie and a nice tie bar on. Dean Blandino (he's the ref guy) has a checkered blue tie. Tom Brady is wearing a white tie that matches his shirt.
September 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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oliviamesser.bsky.social
hey so this is insane
Brendan Carr confirming that the FCC is carrying out Project 2025 stuff via a gif on Twitter
September 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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georgetakei.bsky.social
Love to see it. Maybe Trump and Prince Andrew should meet up. You know, for old time’s sake.
September 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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seanhowe.bsky.social
September 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social
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September 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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nkalamb.bsky.social
Nothing to add.
I can't stop thinking about 1 sentence in today's UN report regarding Israel's genocide in Gaza. "Israeli security forces shot at & killed civilians, including children who were holding makeshift white flags. Some children, including toddlers, were shot in the head by snipers.”
September 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Call me radical, but I think we *don't* need to have polite chats with racists who are spewing conspiracy theories that keep motivating white supremacists to massacre our fellow citizens, and we *don't* need to have bipartisan deals with fascists trying to destroy our democracy and our government.
September 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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sarahjeong.bsky.social
Hankyoreh now has an official English translation of this editorial: english.hani.co.kr/arti/english...
September 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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sarahjeong.bsky.social
idk if you've seen this south korean editorial that ran a few days ago. google translate version scorched my eyebrows www.hani.co.kr/arti/opinion...
Maga is fundamentally a populist white racism. The slogan "Make America Great Again" is more accurately described as "Make White America Greater." The fact that the tariff policy insisted on a 50% tariff only on steel and aluminum stems from the concentration of these groups in the Rust Belt. The massive crackdown on illegal immigrants at the Hyundai-LG Energy Solutions joint venture plant in Georgia must be understood in this context. The scenes of our workers being chained and escorted away were reminiscent of the dragging of African slaves in the 18th and 19th centuries. The Department of Homeland Security boasted of "the largest single-site raid in history," and Immigration and Customs Enforcement even brazenly released footage of the raid, which was highly violating human rights, as if to boast of their "achievement." Far-right whites may have secretly rejoiced. Even politicians like the Georgia governor and local lawmakers, who had been active in attracting factories, have shifted their stance and sympathized with their grievances. This is likely because it's difficult to ignore the anti-immigrant sentiment of native Americans. Like the McCarthyism that swept through American society in the 1950s, irrational madness dominates American society. The recent visa issue, which could have been resolved diplomatically with advance notice from an ally, is difficult to explain beyond political maneuvering. The fact that they mobilized helicopters and armored vehicles for show, as if they had been caught, is difficult to explain.
September 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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theonion.com
Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
WASHINGTON, UT—As he described a massive backlog of murders that continued to stump the agency he leads, desperate FBI director Kash Patel reportedly asked the family of alleged Charlie Kirk assassin ...
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September 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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ditzkoff.bsky.social
Nancy Mace tweet: Time to bring back the death penalty superimposed on an image of Mr. Burns tenting his fingers as he talks to a crowd Smithers whispers in Mr. Burns's ear Mr. Burns pushes Smithers away Nancy Mace tweet: We truly belive if Tyler Robinson had ever sat down across from Charlie, the great debater, the man of faith and grace he was Tyler wouldn't have pulled the trigger superimposed on an image of a chastened Mr. Burns speaking to the crowd about a different subject
September 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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twistedrose64.bsky.social
September 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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christianrincon.com
Sara Jacobs: "Filler is gender affirming care. Boob jobs is gender affirming care. Botox is gender affirming care. Lots of my colleagues have received gender affirming care and let me be clear, I think everyone should have access to the gender affirming care they need."

Nancy Mace: *screams*
September 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM