I’m too tired to come up with a good caption for this, please have at it
January 22, 2026 at 11:43 PM
I’m too tired to come up with a good caption for this, please have at it
Cookie Does Dallas
Muppet a rated r (or worse) movie
Salo, or the 120 Days of Sesame Street.
A Muppet Serbian Film
Muppet Centipede
Salo, or the 120 Days of Sesame Street.
A Muppet Serbian Film
Muppet Centipede
January 22, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Cookie Does Dallas
c’mon God you still got a few hours to make It happen
Lord, I don’t ask you for much and never for myself, but it would be wonderful if You saw fit to give the rest of the world a great bigly present for my birthday this week.
January 22, 2026 at 8:19 PM
c’mon God you still got a few hours to make It happen
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I had to buy a bunch of new network equipment to update old stuff from UniFi and I respect that they tell you straight up how much tariffs/Trump Taxes you're paying for imported goods.
January 22, 2026 at 7:03 PM
I had to buy a bunch of new network equipment to update old stuff from UniFi and I respect that they tell you straight up how much tariffs/Trump Taxes you're paying for imported goods.
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Wondering how I did it?
I boiled water and added two tablespoons of vinegar, baking soda, and lemon juice.
I soaked it for 20 minutes, and after that, it looked the same, so I bought a brand new one.
I boiled water and added two tablespoons of vinegar, baking soda, and lemon juice.
I soaked it for 20 minutes, and after that, it looked the same, so I bought a brand new one.
June 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Wondering how I did it?
I boiled water and added two tablespoons of vinegar, baking soda, and lemon juice.
I soaked it for 20 minutes, and after that, it looked the same, so I bought a brand new one.
I boiled water and added two tablespoons of vinegar, baking soda, and lemon juice.
I soaked it for 20 minutes, and after that, it looked the same, so I bought a brand new one.
I went to Whataburger in Georgia yesterday to stock up on large cups
my favorite thing about a texas freeze is the very serious advice from the news and government on how to use a whataburger cup to insulate your outdoor spigots.
it is always a whataburger cup.
it is always a whataburger cup.
January 22, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I went to Whataburger in Georgia yesterday to stock up on large cups
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OK, People Who Are Used To This Sort Of Thing, the South is about to get a lot of snow and ice, try not to be giant dicks about it. They don't have the experience or infrastructure. Like imagine you lived in New Hampshire and there was suddenly a giant alligator in your swimming pool.
January 22, 2026 at 6:56 PM
OK, People Who Are Used To This Sort Of Thing, the South is about to get a lot of snow and ice, try not to be giant dicks about it. They don't have the experience or infrastructure. Like imagine you lived in New Hampshire and there was suddenly a giant alligator in your swimming pool.
😅
Doctor: The good news is, this is a surprise birthday party!
Patient: But my birthday's not till next month
Doctor: Which brings me to the bad news
Patient: But my birthday's not till next month
Doctor: Which brings me to the bad news
January 22, 2026 at 7:57 PM
😅
Birthday gift to myself! youtu.be/O4rBsG-akyI?...
January 22, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Birthday gift to myself! youtu.be/O4rBsG-akyI?...
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“nobody is insider trading off his death so it almost certainly didn’t happen” really sums up the state of the world in 2026 huh
January 21, 2026 at 5:30 AM
“nobody is insider trading off his death so it almost certainly didn’t happen” really sums up the state of the world in 2026 huh
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I still think the person who builds an app with just one push notification would make a FORTUNE
January 21, 2026 at 5:12 AM
I still think the person who builds an app with just one push notification would make a FORTUNE
Lord, I don’t ask you for much and never for myself, but it would be wonderful if You saw fit to give the rest of the world a great bigly present for my birthday this week.
January 21, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Lord, I don’t ask you for much and never for myself, but it would be wonderful if You saw fit to give the rest of the world a great bigly present for my birthday this week.
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You used to be able to "inspect element" in this country. You used to be able to download video
January 21, 2026 at 2:57 AM
You used to be able to "inspect element" in this country. You used to be able to download video
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This is a WILD thread—that is still ongoing bsky.app/profile/musi...
January 20, 2026 at 2:48 AM
This is a WILD thread—that is still ongoing bsky.app/profile/musi...
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THIS fucking image. Found it. 😐
January 19, 2026 at 3:04 AM
THIS fucking image. Found it. 😐
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Here's your daily dose of weirdness for today!
October 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Here's your daily dose of weirdness for today!
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Someone pointed out that influencers use serotonin/dopamine/cortisol/oxytocin like they’re the four humors and now I can’t stop seeing it
March 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Someone pointed out that influencers use serotonin/dopamine/cortisol/oxytocin like they’re the four humors and now I can’t stop seeing it
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If you think this technology isn’t eventually being used on you, you’re kidding yourself. Either we smash it or destroys us.
This is the fucking limit. I had no idea that Amazon drivers AREN'T ALLOWED TO SING
wat
CRUSH this monopoly wtf my levels were already redlining
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
wat
CRUSH this monopoly wtf my levels were already redlining
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
January 19, 2026 at 4:46 AM
If you think this technology isn’t eventually being used on you, you’re kidding yourself. Either we smash it or destroys us.
RIP Elizabeth Victoria Aldrich
January 19, 2026 at 4:37 AM
RIP Elizabeth Victoria Aldrich
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Why the marketing idiots want Ai and claim they can do layoffs
January 18, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Why the marketing idiots want Ai and claim they can do layoffs
I was going to post Molly’s in Hollywood or Roger’s Rib Shack in the Valley, but Rumley’s Restaurant in my hometown was where my grandfather taught me to appreciate a hot dog with mustard and chili and French fries, with a glass of chocolate milk inside or 4.5 oz of cold Coca-Cola back at the shop.
January 19, 2026 at 3:51 AM
I was going to post Molly’s in Hollywood or Roger’s Rib Shack in the Valley, but Rumley’s Restaurant in my hometown was where my grandfather taught me to appreciate a hot dog with mustard and chili and French fries, with a glass of chocolate milk inside or 4.5 oz of cold Coca-Cola back at the shop.
you just know he wants to rename it
January 19, 2026 at 2:30 AM
you just know he wants to rename it
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They have gerrymandered, suppressed votes and cheated themselves into believing their ideas are popular. They bought up all the media to tell them they’re brilliant and adored. They must be smart and attractive if billionaires like them, right? 🙄 Lack of humility makes them easy marks.
January 18, 2026 at 3:17 AM
They have gerrymandered, suppressed votes and cheated themselves into believing their ideas are popular. They bought up all the media to tell them they’re brilliant and adored. They must be smart and attractive if billionaires like them, right? 🙄 Lack of humility makes them easy marks.
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Bro the del taco micro meal is so depressing
January 18, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Bro the del taco micro meal is so depressing