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Rob @rmf666.bsky.social · 4h

As a proud Canadian, vamos Los Doyers

Rob @rmf666.bsky.social · 5d

*cracks knuckles hoping muscle memory will guide my typing*

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Rob @rmf666.bsky.social · 6d

People love watching these dangerous thrill sports without even realizing the danger.

Look at Formula1 racing, for example. 70 million viewers per race to watch extremely talented drivers pilot open cockpit rockets to 350km/h inches from eachother. Many fatalities. People love it! Crazy sport.

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Rob @rmf666.bsky.social · 6d

Was always a treat to run into him in Vancouver. First time I booked SNFU he disappeared before sound check and no one could track him down. At the last second he walks through the door asking to add his new friend to the list. Turns out he had been hanging out in the dollar store for 5 hours.

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Rob @rmf666.bsky.social · 6d

I don’t know about hoping for a cancellation Olaf, this event is fairly representative of the sport and these injuries happen every day across the globe.

It’s actuarial. I’m just guessing that eventually the event liability will be prohibitive.

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Rob @rmf666.bsky.social · 7d

Hometown boys sitting 1 and 3 at Red Bull Rampage.

Can’t imagine this event is going to exist much longer. 2 heli evacs today already

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Rob @rmf666.bsky.social · 7d

Gutted to hear you’re so sad big dawg

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Secret Base @secretbase.bsky.social · 8d

Welcome to Dorktown
Mayor, Shohei Ohtani

chart with title 10/17/25 dodgers-brewers

y-axis is total bases
x-axis is at-bats
shohei ohtani is plotted high and to the left with 12 total bases in 3 at-bats
the brewers (an entire mlb organization) against the opposing starting p;itcher, who happened to be shohei ohtani, are at bottom right with 3 hits in 19 at-bats

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 8d

Milk does not go in eyes. Water is what you use to wash out chemical irritants. Just water. Ignore all other advice to the contrary unless you have a fucking medical degree of some sort in which case go off king/queen

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Rob @rmf666.bsky.social · 8d

Skiffle

Rob @rmf666.bsky.social · 8d

lol. Pop maybe. Let’s leave rock and roll out of this

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Rob @rmf666.bsky.social · 9d

True, he did.

Is tonight who he is? Absolutely not, he’s a bubble defenseman for the Canadian Olympic Hockey team. That’s not a space occupied by a shit player. That’s a space occupied by an elite player.

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Rob @rmf666.bsky.social · 9d

Dumb for a while then.

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Rob @rmf666.bsky.social · 9d

Ooof fuck you’re dumb

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Rob @rmf666.bsky.social · 13d

Ma’am, your humiliation kink should be kept to yourself.

Rob @rmf666.bsky.social · 14d

BORING

Rob @rmf666.bsky.social · 14d

If it pisses off Russell Brand, then I support it wholeheartedly.

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Rob @rmf666.bsky.social · 15d

lol Brian is 5’3”

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Rob @rmf666.bsky.social · 15d

Why was there no mention of the “hellscape” Noem was looking down on was a guy in a chicken suit? Why not detail that the administration is lying?

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Rob @rmf666.bsky.social · 16d

Mookie glitch

Rob @rmf666.bsky.social · 18d

Not for nothin and I’m sure his concerns are valid, but I’d be a LOT more worried about that H2S and whatever groundwater contamination comes with fracking and likely substandard well-cementing and maintenance.

Complaining about flair stacks after moving to the oilfield is kind of a different story

Rob @rmf666.bsky.social · 20d

I drive by the ostriches every week. I think Pierre should just stand in that field for a few years, and say everything he thinks about ostriches, TO the ostriches.

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Rob @rmf666.bsky.social · 21d

Hooli Box 3.0

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