Rob Teitelbaum
@robteitelbaum.bsky.social
Unabashed caffeine addict. Opinions expressed here do not necessarily reflect the views of any organization to which I might belong.
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Beyond parody.
We have an attorney general who is covering up the Epstein Files and a President who is proud he could identify a giraffe
Beyond parody.
We have an attorney general who is covering up the Epstein Files and a President who is proud he could identify a giraffe
December 20, 2025 at 5:07 AM
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Beyond parody.
We have an attorney general who is covering up the Epstein Files and a President who is proud he could identify a giraffe
Beyond parody.
We have an attorney general who is covering up the Epstein Files and a President who is proud he could identify a giraffe
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Every goddam headline today should have been COVER-UP
December 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Every goddam headline today should have been COVER-UP
Miami and Texas A&M are each trying so hard to prove they don't belong in the playoffs.
December 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Miami and Texas A&M are each trying so hard to prove they don't belong in the playoffs.
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Nobody works this hard for this long to cover up something this bad unless they are guilty.
December 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Nobody works this hard for this long to cover up something this bad unless they are guilty.
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In case laws still matter…
December 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
In case laws still matter…
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“Who’s gonna stop you” is the official mantra of this presidency, and the reason we’re in the shape we are.
Trump is like an ooze, that just seeps everywhere there isn’t an active blockage.
Trump is like an ooze, that just seeps everywhere there isn’t an active blockage.
December 18, 2025 at 10:27 AM
“Who’s gonna stop you” is the official mantra of this presidency, and the reason we’re in the shape we are.
Trump is like an ooze, that just seeps everywhere there isn’t an active blockage.
Trump is like an ooze, that just seeps everywhere there isn’t an active blockage.
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1. A blockade is an act of war
2. The idea that Venezuela has stolen land from the United States is so laughably stupid on its face that even some of his base is like 🤨
3. It’s always about oil.
2. The idea that Venezuela has stolen land from the United States is so laughably stupid on its face that even some of his base is like 🤨
3. It’s always about oil.
December 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
1. A blockade is an act of war
2. The idea that Venezuela has stolen land from the United States is so laughably stupid on its face that even some of his base is like 🤨
3. It’s always about oil.
2. The idea that Venezuela has stolen land from the United States is so laughably stupid on its face that even some of his base is like 🤨
3. It’s always about oil.
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It says a lot about our political media environment that Democrats are called upon to defend things they never said and Republicans are allowed to emerge unscathed for things they're literally recorded saying.
December 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
It says a lot about our political media environment that Democrats are called upon to defend things they never said and Republicans are allowed to emerge unscathed for things they're literally recorded saying.
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No blood for oil
December 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
No blood for oil
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While many Republicans running for Congress in swing districts are going to try to distance themselves from Trump, Miller, Kash, Hegseth, RFK Jr, et al, they enabled ALL of it. They all supported Mike Johnson for Speaker, who abdicated all oversight and congressional authority.
December 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
While many Republicans running for Congress in swing districts are going to try to distance themselves from Trump, Miller, Kash, Hegseth, RFK Jr, et al, they enabled ALL of it. They all supported Mike Johnson for Speaker, who abdicated all oversight and congressional authority.
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you younger freelancers, self-employed comrades, I cannot even begin to explain what a fucking horror this was, back in the day.
December 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
you younger freelancers, self-employed comrades, I cannot even begin to explain what a fucking horror this was, back in the day.
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The ACA isn't just "health care for people who don't have a conventional employer." It also disallows something that was incredibly common 20 years ago, which I fear is getting lost to generational memory: insurance companies could deny you health care for essentially any previous health problem.
I'm dubious about Amazon's commitment to keeping pre-existing conditions a thing of the past.
December 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The ACA isn't just "health care for people who don't have a conventional employer." It also disallows something that was incredibly common 20 years ago, which I fear is getting lost to generational memory: insurance companies could deny you health care for essentially any previous health problem.
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December 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I just don't understand Notre Dame turning down the Pop-Tarts Bowl. If you win, you get to choose which flavor mascot will descend into the giant toaster, and then you get to eat Pop-Tarts. If I was a college football player, that's the bowl game I'd want to play the most.
December 8, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I just don't understand Notre Dame turning down the Pop-Tarts Bowl. If you win, you get to choose which flavor mascot will descend into the giant toaster, and then you get to eat Pop-Tarts. If I was a college football player, that's the bowl game I'd want to play the most.
I have no rooting interest in the Big Ten championship, but Ohio State must be pretty afraid of being exposed as a paper tiger to pull a dirty hit like that right off the bat. Yes, I know it was a legal hit. It was still dirty.
December 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I have no rooting interest in the Big Ten championship, but Ohio State must be pretty afraid of being exposed as a paper tiger to pull a dirty hit like that right off the bat. Yes, I know it was a legal hit. It was still dirty.
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“What have I done!” 🤡
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
“What have I done!” 🤡
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This is what Working the refs looks like
December 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
This is what Working the refs looks like
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Congress used to have the power of the purse and the power to declare war.
December 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Congress used to have the power of the purse and the power to declare war.
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Imagine calling someone Sleepy Joe throughout their presidency only to snore your way through meetings during yours.
December 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Imagine calling someone Sleepy Joe throughout their presidency only to snore your way through meetings during yours.
Gotta love the guaranteed insanity of the Iron Bowl every year.
November 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Gotta love the guaranteed insanity of the Iron Bowl every year.
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You can call a game tight on pass interference, you can call it loose, or you can be innovators like the Iron Bowl officials and call it both tight and loose at various times with no obvious logic
November 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
You can call a game tight on pass interference, you can call it loose, or you can be innovators like the Iron Bowl officials and call it both tight and loose at various times with no obvious logic
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Creating a military conflict with Venezuela gives this administration a legal "hook" to invoke the Alien Enemies Act. In other words, the foreign war is being manufactured in order to facilitate court deference for its domestic mass deportation policy. It's a Stephen Miller Special.
November 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Creating a military conflict with Venezuela gives this administration a legal "hook" to invoke the Alien Enemies Act. In other words, the foreign war is being manufactured in order to facilitate court deference for its domestic mass deportation policy. It's a Stephen Miller Special.
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Demolishing the East Wing of the White House before finalizing plans for what will be built above its ruins is a near-perfect metaphor for Trump's approach to economic policy. The only difference is the wrecking crew doesn’t claim the rubble is evidence of unprecedented growth.
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Demolishing the East Wing of the White House before finalizing plans for what will be built above its ruins is a near-perfect metaphor for Trump's approach to economic policy. The only difference is the wrecking crew doesn’t claim the rubble is evidence of unprecedented growth.
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This would be a war crime even if there were an actual war and these people were actual combatants, which there isn't and they weren't.
It's unquestionably an unlawful homicide under any form of law you wish to apply: military or civilian, domestic or international, federal or state. ...
It's unquestionably an unlawful homicide under any form of law you wish to apply: military or civilian, domestic or international, federal or state. ...
Textbook war crime/extrajudicial killing
"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."
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"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."
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Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
This would be a war crime even if there were an actual war and these people were actual combatants, which there isn't and they weren't.
It's unquestionably an unlawful homicide under any form of law you wish to apply: military or civilian, domestic or international, federal or state. ...
It's unquestionably an unlawful homicide under any form of law you wish to apply: military or civilian, domestic or international, federal or state. ...
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Immigrants commit fewer crimes.
Immigrants pay taxes.
Immigrants contribute over $2 trillion to the U.S. economy.
The problem isn't immigrants.
Immigrants pay taxes.
Immigrants contribute over $2 trillion to the U.S. economy.
The problem isn't immigrants.
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Immigrants commit fewer crimes.
Immigrants pay taxes.
Immigrants contribute over $2 trillion to the U.S. economy.
The problem isn't immigrants.
Immigrants pay taxes.
Immigrants contribute over $2 trillion to the U.S. economy.
The problem isn't immigrants.