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Rob Zacny
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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 1h
We need to bring back the 80s erotic thriller/ neo noir. Like American Gigolo doesn’t SOUND promising but it kinda rocked? Great casting of Hector Elizondo and Bill Duke in key roles, Richard Gere leaning on the chilly nastiness that is his real gift as a leading man.
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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 22h
More service journalism today @remapradio.bsky.social as @danika.bsky.social joins us to help identify the most practical and cost effective coffee maker for an extremely specific set of requirements. twitch.tv/remapradio || www.youtube.com/live/1Fk5-ft...
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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 1d
<looking at the coolest man who ever lived> Guess I have to be the one to say it.
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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 1d
Jaxson Dart, do I ever have the podcast for you.
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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 1d
Oh right on cue they explain he’s on paternity
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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 1d
Hey where the hell is Sam Schwartzstein, the inventor of football, on this Prime Vision broadcast?
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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 1d
Amazon’s Thursday Night Football broadcast
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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 1d
That Marshawn Lynch Goes Birding in Central Park feature was incredible. I would watch a season of that.
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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 1d
I certainly didn’t think it’d be the WOODS but yeah it turns out things can get wild fast outside the city. Glad you liked the Alpha Centauri talk!
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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 2d
I assume it’s partly because almost all the wood for them is sourced there?
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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 2d
Deck house is the exact style and the company that makes the components.
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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 2d
But NOT a Grovercompound
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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 2d
<whispers reassuringly into the eaves> *I* don’t think you’re a Groverhaus.
Looking up at a deck house through a tunnel of autumnal gold and pale green trees up a long driveway. A deck house lit by morning autumn light from the southeast. Its vertical wood siding and narrow windows under the eaves say, “This was a good purchase. We’re not going to ruin Rob’s life.”
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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 3d
The farts themselves have a kind of morality-based effect or you just presume you’d never fire the fart cannon at non-bad people?
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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 4d
Given that panic-freezing is a huge part of their playbook they do kinda seem like they want to be part of someone’s dinner.
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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 4d
Ooh dish. What is an evil heron like? They seem so chill and unbothered.
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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 4d
Okay everyone say goodnight to Tilly. See you tomorrow.
A night mode iPhone photo of cream poodle with a big black nose gazing down from where she rests atop the photographer’s chest, thrown into sharp contrast by the light of the full moon over her shoulder.
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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 4d
Nooooo do not perceive me! Ugh this is so embarrassing.
A gray tree frog awkwardly spread eagles between the slats of a wooden deck, its pebbled gray and green skin starkly lit by a floodlight.
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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 4d
It’s become a running joke that MK’s first thought when she sees any unfamiliar species of bird is that it could be a heron with its neck tucked in.
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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 4d
Herons might outdo poodles for easy confidence that they own the place. Nothing is gonna make them hurry anywhere. They have two modes: strutting and soaring.
A blue heron swaggers toward a flowering bush, head held high on a comically long neck atop a football shaped body and enormous twig legs.
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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 4d
We literally called that number it’s still connected to the switchboard at that resort
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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 4d
Not dangerous but rather too big to be friendly
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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 4d
Forgive me for having the capacity to dream of a better world.
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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 4d
On the one hand, living in the woods means I have started doing “spider checks” around the toilet due to some alarming encounters. On the hand, sometimes you’re flossing and you look out the window and see a pair of blue jays looking at you like “‘EEEEY what’s up big guy?”
A blurry digitally zoomed iPhone photo or a pair of richly colored blue jays foraging among brown leaves in green grass near a bush. One jay is intent on the ground, the other is looking at the photographer like a drunk at a bar who is convinced you know each other and is about to trap you in the world’s dumbest conversation.
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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 5d
Burns is a memorable prick there but yeah she exists to be humiliated with the Hot Lips recording.

But it’s little wonder with that history she ends up increasingly saddled with Remedial Feminism for Dirtbag Coworkers monologues later in the series run.
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