Sarah
@rodeokitten.bsky.social
Was a cat lady before we became big news. Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo. My posts definitely do not represent my employer.
Some kids set off fireworks at the packed food court at the mall, my friend was there and she said it was terrifying. Everyone thought it was a shooting.
February 1, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Some kids set off fireworks at the packed food court at the mall, my friend was there and she said it was terrifying. Everyone thought it was a shooting.
I feel like emotionally eating a ton of Special K cereal. What's the best one for you?
January 16, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I feel like emotionally eating a ton of Special K cereal. What's the best one for you?
Have not yet been proven wrong in my assertion that January fucking SUCKS. Love to have my normal anxiety and depression seasoned with situational extra anxiety AND a high fever.
January 14, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Have not yet been proven wrong in my assertion that January fucking SUCKS. Love to have my normal anxiety and depression seasoned with situational extra anxiety AND a high fever.
Not all caramel needs to be salted! And not all white rice needs to be basmati.
January 12, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Not all caramel needs to be salted! And not all white rice needs to be basmati.
Back for a split second to report that my neighbor told me that he's not a "fruit guy" but he really liked my cookies anyway. So difficult for me to understand not loving fruit!
January 7, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Back for a split second to report that my neighbor told me that he's not a "fruit guy" but he really liked my cookies anyway. So difficult for me to understand not loving fruit!
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The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something
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men are way too emotional to be president
January 3, 2026 at 3:12 PM
men are way too emotional to be president
"Also, she won the Nobel Peace Prize and I didn't, so I'm going to be a bitch about her forever and you better be one too"
Trump on María Corina Machado: "I think it'd be very tough for her to be the leader. She doesn't have the support or the respect within the country. She's a very nice woman but she doesn't have the respect."
January 3, 2026 at 7:26 PM
"Also, she won the Nobel Peace Prize and I didn't, so I'm going to be a bitch about her forever and you better be one too"
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god, grant me the serenity of a stupid asshole in congress
January 3, 2026 at 7:04 PM
god, grant me the serenity of a stupid asshole in congress
Making cranberry cookies and realized just in the nick of time that I'd mixed up the measurements for baking soda and baking powder. Whew! Don't know what would have happened but I doubt it would have been good. #cookieparty
January 3, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Making cranberry cookies and realized just in the nick of time that I'd mixed up the measurements for baking soda and baking powder. Whew! Don't know what would have happened but I doubt it would have been good. #cookieparty
Happy New Year! Eat your good luck foods and do NOT do any laundry today. You don't want to wash away your luck or love in the new year.
January 1, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Happy New Year! Eat your good luck foods and do NOT do any laundry today. You don't want to wash away your luck or love in the new year.
Back for a split second to share this picture I took last night at the Washington National Cathedral. Merry Christmas and I'll see you in the New Year!
December 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Back for a split second to share this picture I took last night at the Washington National Cathedral. Merry Christmas and I'll see you in the New Year!
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This fucking owns. The very best thing that made it over from the previous unpleasant site. You will feel SO good.
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This fucking owns. The very best thing that made it over from the previous unpleasant site. You will feel SO good.
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this is a metaphor for waking up and logging on
the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
this is a metaphor for waking up and logging on
I woke up at 1:45 AM and tried to reassure myself, "You can just easily fall back asleep." Unfortunately, my brain decided instead to send me an intrusive, ludicrous thought. "What if the entire planet experienced day and night at the same time? We were all either awake or asleep at the same time?"
November 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I woke up at 1:45 AM and tried to reassure myself, "You can just easily fall back asleep." Unfortunately, my brain decided instead to send me an intrusive, ludicrous thought. "What if the entire planet experienced day and night at the same time? We were all either awake or asleep at the same time?"
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This story, phrased as always in vague obfuscations about the horror involved, interposed with the timeline’s other RFK Jr. storyline is quite something this morning.
Breaking News: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he personally instructed the CDC to abandon its position that vaccines do not cause autism. The move underscores his determination to challenge scientific orthodoxy — in this case, that vaccines save lives — and bend the health department to his will.
RFK Jr. Says He Instructed CDC to Change Vaccines and Autism Language on Website
In an interview, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. cited gaps in vaccine safety research. His critics say he is ignoring a larger point: Vaccines save lives.
nyti.ms
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
This story, phrased as always in vague obfuscations about the horror involved, interposed with the timeline’s other RFK Jr. storyline is quite something this morning.
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[Trumps hangs portrait of Eugene Debs in Oval Office]
November 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
[Trumps hangs portrait of Eugene Debs in Oval Office]
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He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
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They misidentified the intern. The judge told them they had misidentified the intern. But instead of double checking, they took that as an affront to their authority. So they surrounded the judge's car and threatened to smash the windows to get to the intern.
They had misidentified the intern.
They had misidentified the intern.
The part where they threatened to break a judge’s car windows should be a bigger story … they feel comfortable treating judges this way, which means they are being told that they can do literally anything to nearly everyone
#BREAKING: A student intern at Rhode Island Superior Court was briefly taken into custody by ICE this afternoon before a judge intervened, 12 News has learned. Story by @jusolyn.bsky.social and @timwhiteri.bsky.social: ⤵️
November 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
They misidentified the intern. The judge told them they had misidentified the intern. But instead of double checking, they took that as an affront to their authority. So they surrounded the judge's car and threatened to smash the windows to get to the intern.
They had misidentified the intern.
They had misidentified the intern.
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The part where they threatened to break a judge’s car windows should be a bigger story … they feel comfortable treating judges this way, which means they are being told that they can do literally anything to nearly everyone
#BREAKING: A student intern at Rhode Island Superior Court was briefly taken into custody by ICE this afternoon before a judge intervened, 12 News has learned. Story by @jusolyn.bsky.social and @timwhiteri.bsky.social: ⤵️
RI judge intervenes after ICE mistakenly detains Superior Court intern
A teenager was nearly taken into federal immigration custody in Providence Thursday afternoon before a Superior Court judge intervened, according to the Rhode Island Judiciary.
www.wpri.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The part where they threatened to break a judge’s car windows should be a bigger story … they feel comfortable treating judges this way, which means they are being told that they can do literally anything to nearly everyone
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people: can we have insulin
Reps: WE STAND AGAINST STALIN FOREVER
Reps: WE STAND AGAINST STALIN FOREVER
November 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
people: can we have insulin
Reps: WE STAND AGAINST STALIN FOREVER
Reps: WE STAND AGAINST STALIN FOREVER
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imagine having so little work you can spend half a day yelling about how you're against a thing nobody even asked you for
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
imagine having so little work you can spend half a day yelling about how you're against a thing nobody even asked you for
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sorry i filled your neti pot with gravy
November 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
sorry i filled your neti pot with gravy
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Honestly more than anything on god’s green earth
At the end of the day, don’t we all just want a bookshelf with a rolling ladder?
November 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Honestly more than anything on god’s green earth