Roman Acleaf
@romanacleaf.bsky.social
Author of The Tundra Diary
“Drink deeply from good books.” ~ John Wooden
“Drink deeply from good books.” ~ John Wooden
Aunt Linda here going full-on passive aggressive.
"Let me insult you. Now, go out and be gracious to people."
"Let me insult you. Now, go out and be gracious to people."
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Aunt Linda here going full-on passive aggressive.
"Let me insult you. Now, go out and be gracious to people."
"Let me insult you. Now, go out and be gracious to people."
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The new word for criminal extreme damage is "Halliganated".
November 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The new word for criminal extreme damage is "Halliganated".
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
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The best use of pennies is to drill holes in them and use them as washers, which typically cost 10 cents each.
Pennies Are Trash Now
The government has no plan for America’s 300 billion pennies.
www.theatlantic.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The best use of pennies is to drill holes in them and use them as washers, which typically cost 10 cents each.
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Want to look through Jeffrey Epstein’s documents yourself?
We published a searchable database of the entire set of new Epstein files and emails.
Despite Trump saying this is a scam, Trump is mentioned more than anyone else. Search for yourself here: journaliststudio.google.com/pinpoint/sea...
We published a searchable database of the entire set of new Epstein files and emails.
Despite Trump saying this is a scam, Trump is mentioned more than anyone else. Search for yourself here: journaliststudio.google.com/pinpoint/sea...
November 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Want to look through Jeffrey Epstein’s documents yourself?
We published a searchable database of the entire set of new Epstein files and emails.
Despite Trump saying this is a scam, Trump is mentioned more than anyone else. Search for yourself here: journaliststudio.google.com/pinpoint/sea...
We published a searchable database of the entire set of new Epstein files and emails.
Despite Trump saying this is a scam, Trump is mentioned more than anyone else. Search for yourself here: journaliststudio.google.com/pinpoint/sea...
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There are four leaks to plug for Trump: the survivors, Ghislaine Maxwell, the Epstein Estate, and the 1000+ FBI and DoJ employees he locked in a building and forced to remove his name from the files.
Good luck, asshole.
Good luck, asshole.
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
There are four leaks to plug for Trump: the survivors, Ghislaine Maxwell, the Epstein Estate, and the 1000+ FBI and DoJ employees he locked in a building and forced to remove his name from the files.
Good luck, asshole.
Good luck, asshole.
Sitting here watching #StarWars #EmpireStrikesBack in the early minutes on @AMC_TV & I gotta say; for a dude who just met a 3' green troll in a swamp, Luke is taking it pretty chill.
yoda says luminous beings are we in a star wars movie
ALT: yoda says luminous beings are we in a star wars movie
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Sitting here watching #StarWars #EmpireStrikesBack in the early minutes on @AMC_TV & I gotta say; for a dude who just met a 3' green troll in a swamp, Luke is taking it pretty chill.
Let's "stir the pot" on #GodzillaDay
Is Godzilla a "dinosaur"?
State yes or no and state your logic below.
Is Godzilla a "dinosaur"?
State yes or no and state your logic below.
November 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Let's "stir the pot" on #GodzillaDay
Is Godzilla a "dinosaur"?
State yes or no and state your logic below.
Is Godzilla a "dinosaur"?
State yes or no and state your logic below.
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In discussion with a computer scientist from the University of Cambridge last night:
Me: "you've described some of the things that AI is good at. How would you describe the category of things it's not good at?
**pause**
Him: "Anything where it has to be right".
Me: "you've described some of the things that AI is good at. How would you describe the category of things it's not good at?
**pause**
Him: "Anything where it has to be right".
September 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
In discussion with a computer scientist from the University of Cambridge last night:
Me: "you've described some of the things that AI is good at. How would you describe the category of things it's not good at?
**pause**
Him: "Anything where it has to be right".
Me: "you've described some of the things that AI is good at. How would you describe the category of things it's not good at?
**pause**
Him: "Anything where it has to be right".
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Either Trump's presidency is legitimate, or the Constitution is legitimate. Both cannot be true. We must choose, and the future of this country pivots on the choice we all make.
August 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Either Trump's presidency is legitimate, or the Constitution is legitimate. Both cannot be true. We must choose, and the future of this country pivots on the choice we all make.
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Don’t try to plan your life, live it
Live beneath your means and truly enjoy it
Learn to cook real meals
Take up a hobby purely for joy
Blood does not mean family
Privacy is a good thing
You are always worth it
Live beneath your means and truly enjoy it
Learn to cook real meals
Take up a hobby purely for joy
Blood does not mean family
Privacy is a good thing
You are always worth it
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Don’t try to plan your life, live it
Live beneath your means and truly enjoy it
Learn to cook real meals
Take up a hobby purely for joy
Blood does not mean family
Privacy is a good thing
You are always worth it
Live beneath your means and truly enjoy it
Learn to cook real meals
Take up a hobby purely for joy
Blood does not mean family
Privacy is a good thing
You are always worth it
"I graduated a year eqrly from high school. Not because I was smart, but because I was tired of getting stuffed in my locker."
Stephen Miller has definitely been stuffed in a locker several times during his high school days.
August 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
"I graduated a year eqrly from high school. Not because I was smart, but because I was tired of getting stuffed in my locker."
Who knew what an important role interest rates play in the economy?(Well, I did.)
America’s mobility is stalling - The Wall Street Journal
America’s mobility is stalling - The Wall Street Journal
August 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Who knew what an important role interest rates play in the economy?(Well, I did.)
America’s mobility is stalling - The Wall Street Journal
America’s mobility is stalling - The Wall Street Journal
Vacations are overrated and credut cards can always be paid iff again.
Your dog right after you paid off all your credit card debt and right before you’re about to leave for vacation:
August 17, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Vacations are overrated and credut cards can always be paid iff again.
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We’re not distracted and it’s not going away.
August 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
We’re not distracted and it’s not going away.
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(looks at comments)
So this is a lot of all y'all right now, just with science fiction
theonion.com/cool-dad-rai...
So this is a lot of all y'all right now, just with science fiction
theonion.com/cool-dad-rai...
Cool Dad Raising Daughter On Media That Will Put Her Entirely Out Of Touch With Her Generation
RENTON, WA—Local man Paul Campbell confirmed Saturday he was raising his daughter Emma on a variety of media carefully selected to help her cultivate an appreciation for artistic quality, a move that ...
theonion.com
August 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
(looks at comments)
So this is a lot of all y'all right now, just with science fiction
theonion.com/cool-dad-rai...
So this is a lot of all y'all right now, just with science fiction
theonion.com/cool-dad-rai...
He "Collinsed" himself.
Republican Rep. Mike Collins kicked off his campaign for U.S. Senate in Georgia with a new campaign video—but spelled his state's name wrong.
MAGA Rep. Roasted After Misspelling The Name Of His Own State In Awkward Campaign Launch Video
www.comicsands.com
July 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
He "Collinsed" himself.
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Age verification? Try spending ten minutes with these knees, fothermucka!
July 11, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Age verification? Try spending ten minutes with these knees, fothermucka!
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THE INSTITUTE premieres this Sunday on MGM+. Cool kids, kidnapped and fighting against a nasty government cabal. It's really good.
July 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
THE INSTITUTE premieres this Sunday on MGM+. Cool kids, kidnapped and fighting against a nasty government cabal. It's really good.
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REMINDER: narcissists are often smiling and friendly and funny and get along with everyone while empaths (good people) are hypercritical and extrapolate huge complexes from tiny flaws
June 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
REMINDER: narcissists are often smiling and friendly and funny and get along with everyone while empaths (good people) are hypercritical and extrapolate huge complexes from tiny flaws
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just a truly shocking amount time, and you absolutely need expert knowledge of the field you are working with it on, and you have to constantly reinforce and police behavioral parameters and run repeated behavior audits.
June 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
just a truly shocking amount time, and you absolutely need expert knowledge of the field you are working with it on, and you have to constantly reinforce and police behavioral parameters and run repeated behavior audits.