rofloflo
@rossflores.bsky.social
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rofloflo
@rossflores.bsky.social
· Feb 8
The marmosets appreciate your work. Please have some pizza.
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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China Agrees To Purchase 11 U.S. Soybeans
October 31, 2025 at 5:01 PM
China Agrees To Purchase 11 U.S. Soybeans
Happy Halloween!
The day of mutual aid,
with candy. The one day we all can agree feeding kids for free is good.
Have a safe and fun weekend all!
The day of mutual aid,
with candy. The one day we all can agree feeding kids for free is good.
Have a safe and fun weekend all!
October 31, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Happy Halloween!
The day of mutual aid,
with candy. The one day we all can agree feeding kids for free is good.
Have a safe and fun weekend all!
The day of mutual aid,
with candy. The one day we all can agree feeding kids for free is good.
Have a safe and fun weekend all!
“Omg, get over it.”
-Me to myself about telling someone they should get over it
-Me to myself about telling someone they should get over it
March 20, 2025 at 5:04 AM
“Omg, get over it.”
-Me to myself about telling someone they should get over it
-Me to myself about telling someone they should get over it
Honestly, the stakes of an egg toss couldn’t be higher now.
March 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Honestly, the stakes of an egg toss couldn’t be higher now.
Only part missing in LRT is a dog. Otherwise, really solid trilogy.
March 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Only part missing in LRT is a dog. Otherwise, really solid trilogy.
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Frodo don’t destroy the ring, you’ll just be playing into their hands by reacting at all imho
March 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Frodo don’t destroy the ring, you’ll just be playing into their hands by reacting at all imho
If you want to know how I did in math, I was ready to celebrate tomorrow.
March 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
If you want to know how I did in math, I was ready to celebrate tomorrow.
My ancestors are rolling in their graves? Yeah, at how funny these jokes are lol.
March 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
My ancestors are rolling in their graves? Yeah, at how funny these jokes are lol.
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The last 365 days have been big for me. I’ve gotten into onion bagels and celery soda.
March 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The last 365 days have been big for me. I’ve gotten into onion bagels and celery soda.
Cursing my ancestors*!
*earlier me in the grocery store today who thought I didn’t need snacks
*earlier me in the grocery store today who thought I didn’t need snacks
March 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Cursing my ancestors*!
*earlier me in the grocery store today who thought I didn’t need snacks
*earlier me in the grocery store today who thought I didn’t need snacks
There and Back Again is just me forgetting why I got up from the couch.
March 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
There and Back Again is just me forgetting why I got up from the couch.
Watching LOTR with my dog and he didn’t know that that Viggo broke his toe when he kicked that helmet.
March 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Watching LOTR with my dog and he didn’t know that that Viggo broke his toe when he kicked that helmet.
Kind of feels like The Hobbit is a book about the benefit of mutual aid.
March 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Kind of feels like The Hobbit is a book about the benefit of mutual aid.
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(Bloomberg) - Tesla Inc’s registrations plummeted in Germany last month .. in stark contrast with overall electric vehicle registrations, which jumped 31% ..
@bloomberg.com $TSLA
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
@bloomberg.com $TSLA
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
March 5, 2025 at 11:57 AM
(Bloomberg) - Tesla Inc’s registrations plummeted in Germany last month .. in stark contrast with overall electric vehicle registrations, which jumped 31% ..
@bloomberg.com $TSLA
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
@bloomberg.com $TSLA
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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Target is facing a 40-day consumer boycott starting Wednesday over the company’s shift away from diversity, equity and inclusion (DEI) policies.
A 40-day Target boycott starts today. It couldn’t come at a worse time for the company | CNN Business
Target is facing a 40-day consumer boycott starting Wednesday over the company’s shift away from diversity, equity and inclusion (DEI) policies.
www.cnn.com
March 5, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Target is facing a 40-day consumer boycott starting Wednesday over the company’s shift away from diversity, equity and inclusion (DEI) policies.
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Crazy that the sun is so good for you and necessary for nutrients but also causes all this damage and ages you, like what are you, my parents?
March 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Crazy that the sun is so good for you and necessary for nutrients but also causes all this damage and ages you, like what are you, my parents?
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February 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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*gets a papercut*
"Please, donate my body to science."
"Please, donate my body to science."
February 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
*gets a papercut*
"Please, donate my body to science."
"Please, donate my body to science."
To my 80 followers,
I know you won’t see this post. But I see you. I say: hello. Hello, 80 followers.
Sincerely,
It doesn’t matter
I know you won’t see this post. But I see you. I say: hello. Hello, 80 followers.
Sincerely,
It doesn’t matter
February 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
To my 80 followers,
I know you won’t see this post. But I see you. I say: hello. Hello, 80 followers.
Sincerely,
It doesn’t matter
I know you won’t see this post. But I see you. I say: hello. Hello, 80 followers.
Sincerely,
It doesn’t matter
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Hey, I'm going to do this, and I hope you will too. Not because I think a one day pause will be a devastating blow, but because coordinated action takes practice, and if you don't do the small stuff, you will have a harder time gearing up for the big stuff.
February 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Hey, I'm going to do this, and I hope you will too. Not because I think a one day pause will be a devastating blow, but because coordinated action takes practice, and if you don't do the small stuff, you will have a harder time gearing up for the big stuff.
