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🍄 @rulesfollower.bsky.social · 1d

These guys all so nakedly want to touch children’s gentials

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 1d

No incarnation of any political party at any time in any country on earth has ever spent so much time thinking about children’s genitals.

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 1d

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 1d

this is the guy who got rid of brokers fees in nyc, for anyone who doesn't live here. he rocks

Free Parking 🚘 @free-parking.bsky.social · 2d

This is exactly what we need. This is it.

"New York City Council member Chi Ossé, a close ally of Zohran Mamdani, is privately discussing a run against House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.)"

Scoop: Mamdani ally weighs challenging Hakeem Jeffries

Just talking about a potential campaign could drive a further wedge between Mamdani — the democratic socialist in line to be New York's next mayor — and Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.)

www.axios.com

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🍄 @rulesfollower.bsky.social · 1d

They love to talk about kids penises so fucking much. Pedo shit constantly

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 1d

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 1d

in case you missed this, @wsj.com reported that Trump is — or is trying to at least — direct Pam Bondi via social media DMs, and that when he posted demanding the Comey indictment, it was an accident

www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

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thomas @tgracchus1781.bsky.social · 2d

“and the stars of heaven fell unto the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a mighty wind.”

More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 2d

There are now one or two of Elon Musk's Starlink satellites falling back to Earth every single day.

According to Smithsonian astrophysicist Jonathan McDowell, that figure is only going to keep climbing.

futurism.com/space/elon-m...

Elon Musk's Satellites Now Constantly Falling Out of the Sky

Multiple Starlink satellites from Elon Musk's SpaceX are falling to Earth every single day, an astronomer warns — and counting.

futurism.com

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Senate Gabe @senategabe.bsky.social · 2d

I still am having a hard time processing that the conspiracy theories were all true and there actually was a small cabal of child rapists running the United States of America.

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Sara Margarita Medina Ramos @sarammedinaramis.bsky.social · 2d

SCOOP: Johnson closed House hours after Congress received Epstein’s financial records

The decision to shut down the House — and by extension the government — came hours after the Oversight Committee received documents from the US Treasury.

www.beltway.news

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🍄 @rulesfollower.bsky.social · 2d

I would tell you to suck my dick but I think a robot would not be any good at slobbing my knob

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Mark Bray @mark-bray.bsky.social · 2d

“Someone” cancelled my family’s flight out of the country at the last second.

We got our boarding passes. We checked our bags. Went through security. Then at our gate our reservation ‘disappeared.’

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Mitch Green @councilorgreen.bsky.social · 2d

Portlanders will not be cowed by this administration. When undignitaries like Kristi Noem visit for their photo ops and get mocked by people in animal costumes it’s because that’s the level of respect they deserve. Doing the work of mass deportation is the least honorable thing a person can do.

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Cross-laminated & Skinned her 👻 🦇 🎃 @nickhasthoughts.com · 2d

cars: loud, bad, make you crazy, create smog
bikes: quiet, good, make you cool, create smug

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 2d

Zohran Mamdani hops on a Citi Bike and a woman heckles him, shouting “communist!” He responds, “That’s cyclist”

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🍄 @rulesfollower.bsky.social · 2d

what a way to find out that my wife has been cheating on me with the founder of antifa

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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 2d

The literal reading of this statement is Pam Bondi is planning extrajudicial executions of random protesters.

Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 2d

My gosh. After the US bombed multiple boats in the middle of the ocean, murdering people on grounds that they were allegedly "carrying drugs," the US Attorney General says "Just like we did with cartels, we're going to take the same approach, President Trump, with Antifa."

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🍄 @rulesfollower.bsky.social · 2d

DSA better be prepared for how many people are about to join lmao

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Jonathan Choe to Trump: "Another group right now that is behind antifa and working with antifa very closely based on the research that we have right now that we're gonna give to you and your team are the Democratic Socialists of America."

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 2d

lol this rules this is like an adult swim show

"Big news in the world of show business," Metaxas began the first episode. "Harrison Ford will be returning for a fifth Indiana Jones movie. Yeah. In this one Harrison will find an ancient artifact ….. by looking in the mirror."
There were a few titters from the audience, and scattered applause. Metaxas, appearing nervous, continued with the one-liners:
"Barbie's longtime companion, Ken, just turned 61 years old. Yeah. And he said the perfect gift for his birthday would be to finally get a prostate."
This time there were some audible groans.
Metaxas stuck at it.

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No true bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 3d

I think there are still shared norms we can appeal to when we talk to the marginal MAGA voter. But there really are no shared norms left with the core of the movement.

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🍄 @rulesfollower.bsky.social · 2d

If seven masked dudes get out of an unmarked 2006 Dodge Caravan and run at you, you should be allowed to shoot them. Firmly believe that the best way to unmask ICE agents at this point is plaster their faces in the obituary pages.

Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 2d

ICE is not only chasing down every random brown person in Chicago, they have a cameraman following them to film this for social media. Cruelty and inhumanity as content.

🍄 @rulesfollower.bsky.social · 2d

at this point we just have to expect that the entropy cycle of every site is increasingly shorter. soon enough we will be hopping from app to app every few days trying to avoid CEOs with bad ideas

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🍄 @rulesfollower.bsky.social · 2d

You have a 17,000 square foot apartment to put them all in though

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🍄 @rulesfollower.bsky.social · 2d

Only three directors should be allowed to make films longer than two hours and, frankly, they should only be allowed to make one movie every five years or so.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 2d

Freddy Krueger killing someone in a nightmare in the opening credits and the whole movie is a tight 90 minutes. Take a cue from 80s horror and get to telling your fucking story from the jump and get me out of there in an hour and a half

Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 3d

A thing I respect about Poltergeist is that it doesn’t fuck around. Like your ass is haunted scene one.

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · Mar 3

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKALATON WONDRING WHY ANY ONES STILL USING "DA NAZI BAR" IF THERE NOT ENJOYING ALL DA RIGHT WING BULL SHIT IN THERE, IF YOU ROOTED AROUND IN THE PORTOPOTTY EVERY DAY LOOKEN FOR TURDS AND SAID IT WAS BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO SAY THE TURDS ARE BAD, I DONT THINK ANY ONE WOULD BELIEVE YOU, AT THE END OF THE DAY IF YOU GOT SHIT UP TO YOUR ELBOW'S YA GOTTA ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE THE SMELL, ANY WAY A SKELATON IS AT SELF CHECK OUT AND THINKEN ABOUT MOVING ITEMS AROUND IN THE CORECT ORDER, EVERY LEVEL OF CAPTALISM IS ABOUT PAYING AS LITTLE OUT TO LABOR AS POSSIBLE, EVEN THO ITS MORE FUN TO SHOP WITHOUT TALKING TO ANY ONE IT WAS A SIGN THAT THE RULING CLASS WOULD RATHER PAY TWICE AS MUCH TO BUY A COMPUTER THAN TO HIRE A WORKER, ITS CLASS WARFARE AND IF YOU AINT FIGHTING THEM YOUR LOSING, ANY WAY DA TEXT SAYS "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2025, IF I WANTED TO BE YELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNIGN THEM "- DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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🍄 @rulesfollower.bsky.social · 2d

It's kinda fitting for our modern times that the gig economy worker accused of starting the Palisades fires was an avid ChatGPT user who apparently asked it if it was his fault.

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