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God, bless this cocaine to give me the gas to beat this demon.
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I have the highest poll numbers in history. Nobody has ever had poll numbers like me. I'm the hottest and smartest guy on Bluesky. They say I deserve six—no, seven—major awards for my accomplishments. I have a record breaking number of followers and they all love me.
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feels quaint to even mention it at this point but the supreme court's total lack of interest in defending the lower court judges who routinely receive maga death threats and swatting attempts for ruling against trump really illustrates who utterly lawless the high court has become
December 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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the grinch literally stole christmas. and of course Dr. Seuss, who’s always been desperate for eyeballs and clicks and ad dollars, platforms him. 🙄
December 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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who cares about nielsen ratings, streaming is the future of- wuh oh
December 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
One of the funniest things they let you do online is to find a long, thoughtful comment on Reddit with one like and downvote it without saying why. The guy will almost always freak out about it.
December 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Bari Weiss has died by drowning in diarrhea, according to a report from CBS News, the most trusted news organization in America.
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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One of the biggest myths in the United States which I think genuinely causes so many of our problems is the belief that executives of large companies/financial institutions need a good or accurate understanding of the macroeconomy to consistently make money. Its just not true.
how did this guy run an investment bank?
December 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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LOL they redacted the files so ineptly that you can basically read them with a little effort? Please let this be true.
December 23, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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The results are in! People hate AI! But not as much as they hate the people foisting it on them!
December 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile
December 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Dave Moore, absolute legend.
Gen-X and older Minnesota folks, here's a bit of nostalgia for your Christmas gift.
December 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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Also, Justice Kavanaugh sounds like he really, really wants a second try at his decision authorizing Kavanaugh Stops.

He's now insisting that immigration enforcement should not be like EXACTLY WHAT IMMIGRATION ENFORCEMENT IS LIKE UNDER TRUMP'S THUGGERY.
December 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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yeah I mean it’s genuinely sad that the “reasonable old school” Republican (who Dems eagerly and unanimously voted to confirm) is out here doing pressers blatantly geeked out coke and it’s not subtle
December 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
It would be too kind to say I don't care. I do, in fact, care that this man dies soon in a horrible way. God is very, very cool for this.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 1d
Former Republican Sen. Ben Sasse announced that he’s been diagnosed with “metastasized, stage 4 pancreatic cancer, and am gonna die. https://cnn.it/45hqdBB
December 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Mystified by Dems worriedly telling everyone to be careful because the letter is probably fake. There's no proof it's fake. Just take the win! Act like Republicans for once and run with it. Assume it's real. Donald Trump is a pedophile. Make headlines. Do TikTok videos. Shove it down their throats.
December 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Among the newly-released Epstein files. This Justice Dept email from Jan 2020

'I wanted to let you know that the flight records we received yesterday reflect that Donald Trump traveled on Epstein's private jet many more times than previously has been reported"
December 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:

"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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blue states should create escrow accounts into which citizens pay their federal taxes but are withheld by the state until the federal government stops acting like its only obligated towards states that support the maga agenda
Sean Duffy on blue states: "What I can do is I can pull their money. That's the leverage I do have ... I guarantee you that the federal taxpayer is not going to fund their roads and bridges and their systems when they are putting illegals on the roads."
December 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Again, from Michael Grynbaum, here is Sharyn Alfonsi's full email.

It must be read:
December 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Good to know that Garry Tan's child is easily replaced with a robot.
This is just sad.
December 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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If you post on here more than 20 times in one day the app should display a health bar showing how close you are to snapping
December 22, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Can't wait to vomit to an uncropped photo of Clinton naked in a hot tub with Donald Trump.
NEWS: Bill Clinton is demanding full transparency from the Trump DOJ on the Epstein files.

Clinton’s spokesman says the DOJ’s selective release suggests someone is being protected.

He calls on Trump to direct Bondi to immediately release all remaining materials referencing Clinton.
December 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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What once was largely limited to Stormfront and the fever swamps of the internet just a few years ago is now accepted discourse from the White House.
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Whenever something like this happens I am 1000% reflexively blaming the fan the same way I will always reflexively take the side of the McDonald’s drive thru employee
DK Metcalf punching a Lions fan.
December 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Will Stancil has died.
December 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM