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Ryan Kearney
@ryankearney.bsky.social
· Jan 3
a summertime retrospective in honor of Feelin’ Chill Friday 😎…..
this is….certainly the only sequel trailer i can think of in which one hundred percent of the spoken dialogue is about one main character having zero memory of ever meeting anyone from the first film?
February 2, 2026 at 5:31 AM
this is….certainly the only sequel trailer i can think of in which one hundred percent of the spoken dialogue is about one main character having zero memory of ever meeting anyone from the first film?
the existence of this July 2025 photo feat. @zachheltzel.bsky.social and i yapping in @obrienjohnjack.bsky.social’s pool has been belatedly brought to my attention……
February 1, 2026 at 9:02 PM
the existence of this July 2025 photo feat. @zachheltzel.bsky.social and i yapping in @obrienjohnjack.bsky.social’s pool has been belatedly brought to my attention……
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my favorite guys are the guys who are like "luigi mangione is a hero because he shot an insurance executive in the back, and fuck you if you say he did it"
February 1, 2026 at 7:39 PM
my favorite guys are the guys who are like "luigi mangione is a hero because he shot an insurance executive in the back, and fuck you if you say he did it"
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hair wasn’t faring today, so!
January 30, 2026 at 9:01 PM
hair wasn’t faring today, so!
and to conclude this installment of Attention-Seeking Friday,
January 30, 2026 at 10:48 PM
and to conclude this installment of Attention-Seeking Friday,
hair wasn’t faring today, so!
January 30, 2026 at 9:01 PM
hair wasn’t faring today, so!
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(there is genuinely no such thing as a timeline in which any Democratic presidential nominee of the last ~60 years losing to their Republican opponent results in a better world)
Random but dark thought:
Obama is clearly a better president than Romney would have been
Is the timeline where he lost to Mitt actually a better world though?
Obama is clearly a better president than Romney would have been
Is the timeline where he lost to Mitt actually a better world though?
January 28, 2026 at 8:51 PM
(there is genuinely no such thing as a timeline in which any Democratic presidential nominee of the last ~60 years losing to their Republican opponent results in a better world)
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looks like you’re forgetting a year there!
January 28, 2026 at 5:18 AM
looks like you’re forgetting a year there!
yeah so Trump is the one who turbocharged the ICE budget from $9 billion to $75 billion + this habit of insisting after his every uniquely fucked-up act that everyone sucks and he’s just an interchangeable cog in the evil imperial machine has let him get away with *so* much shit for 10 years now!!!
listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news
January 28, 2026 at 4:49 AM
yeah so Trump is the one who turbocharged the ICE budget from $9 billion to $75 billion + this habit of insisting after his every uniquely fucked-up act that everyone sucks and he’s just an interchangeable cog in the evil imperial machine has let him get away with *so* much shit for 10 years now!!!
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and in observance of Attention-Seeking Tuesday,
September 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
and in observance of Attention-Seeking Tuesday,
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The reality of the situation is that whatever Trump personally thinks about anything, he is allowing Stephen Miller to run his administration because he is lazy and stupid, and the entire decision-making apparatus on immigration has been infested with Nazis.
January 27, 2026 at 2:31 PM
The reality of the situation is that whatever Trump personally thinks about anything, he is allowing Stephen Miller to run his administration because he is lazy and stupid, and the entire decision-making apparatus on immigration has been infested with Nazis.
if you spent the last 3 weeks watching this unfold and your response was whacking anyone using the A-word instead of saying “Retrain, Restrain, & Reframe” or whatever….that’s your right, but please show some humility when people question why anyone should *ever* be paying you for messaging guidance!
YouGov is out with a new poll after ICE killed another person in Minnesota today. Abolishing ICE is now +5 among all adults, and **+12 among independents**
substack.com/@gelliottmor...
substack.com/@gelliottmor...
January 25, 2026 at 3:15 AM
if you spent the last 3 weeks watching this unfold and your response was whacking anyone using the A-word instead of saying “Retrain, Restrain, & Reframe” or whatever….that’s your right, but please show some humility when people question why anyone should *ever* be paying you for messaging guidance!
this Bulwark subscriber journey of hers………
January 25, 2026 at 2:13 AM
this Bulwark subscriber journey of hers………
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said before that the first task of the next dem potus - and if you reply with that stupid fucking “oH yOu ThInK tHeRe WiLl Be ElEcTiOnS” shit i’m blocking your loser ass - is revenge
among the first orders of business should be a wealth tax and incinerating especially the vc class in silicon valley
among the first orders of business should be a wealth tax and incinerating especially the vc class in silicon valley
One problem with having so many millionaires billionaires is that they're by definition so out of touch with lived experience and basic reality that they have no human compass anymore. People hate secret police forces kidnapping neighbours. You need to be very isolated to not to know that.
the trump people, business leaders and the dog-brained pundits in nyc and dc saw trump win in 2024 and thought “okay, we’re just gonna do fascism, the argument is over” and they’re all going to slowly wake up to the simple but true counterpoint: nuh uh
January 24, 2026 at 3:21 PM
said before that the first task of the next dem potus - and if you reply with that stupid fucking “oH yOu ThInK tHeRe WiLl Be ElEcTiOnS” shit i’m blocking your loser ass - is revenge
among the first orders of business should be a wealth tax and incinerating especially the vc class in silicon valley
among the first orders of business should be a wealth tax and incinerating especially the vc class in silicon valley
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yeah so like this is why it’s essential to abolish ice. how can you have groyper nazis like this as official agents of the federal government?
AP reports that an officer said “Boo Hoo” in response to angry protesters after a man was shot and killed by federal officers in Minneapolis.
(apnews.com/article/immi...)
(apnews.com/article/immi...)
January 24, 2026 at 6:32 PM
yeah so like this is why it’s essential to abolish ice. how can you have groyper nazis like this as official agents of the federal government?
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We have been told for nearly 30 years that America needed to tolerate mass shootings because the broad availability of guns would help us defend ourselves from an overreaching federal government. That day has come. The people who said this are supporting the federal agents. Many have joined them.
January 24, 2026 at 6:02 PM
We have been told for nearly 30 years that America needed to tolerate mass shootings because the broad availability of guns would help us defend ourselves from an overreaching federal government. That day has come. The people who said this are supporting the federal agents. Many have joined them.
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This is a stirring rebuke to the part of the American government and the American electorate that has chosen to scorn and reject basic human decency. Never forget, never forgive.
It’s -9 degrees. Downtown Minneapolis is packed for the anti-ICE rally and the crowd keeps growing
January 23, 2026 at 9:23 PM
This is a stirring rebuke to the part of the American government and the American electorate that has chosen to scorn and reject basic human decency. Never forget, never forgive.
+ one more for dopamine-boosting purposes 🙂↕️🙂↕️
January 23, 2026 at 10:26 PM
+ one more for dopamine-boosting purposes 🙂↕️🙂↕️
the rumors are true……i ordered a new speedo
January 23, 2026 at 9:49 PM
the rumors are true……i ordered a new speedo