Ryan Spragg
@ryanspragg.bsky.social
I'm a father who lives in Oregon. I run some restaurants at the PDX Airport.
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Happy New Year.
We’re going to win.
We’re going to win.
January 1, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Happy New Year.
We’re going to win.
We’re going to win.
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Recovering Alcoholic Clearly Kind Of Proud Of Once Being An Alcoholic https://theonion.com/recovering-alcoholic-clearly-kind-of-proud-of-once-bein-1819566835/
January 1, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Recovering Alcoholic Clearly Kind Of Proud Of Once Being An Alcoholic https://theonion.com/recovering-alcoholic-clearly-kind-of-proud-of-once-bein-1819566835/
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Hear, hear!
Marvel Star Simu Liu Sparks Debate After Calling Out How Far Hollywood Has Backslid With Asian Representation
www.comicsands.com
January 1, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Hear, hear!
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This is the correct takeaway from that reporting, yes.
January 1, 2026 at 4:14 PM
This is the correct takeaway from that reporting, yes.
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Big Zapple is looking good today.
Best of luck to New York City's Mayor Zohran Mamdani in taking on a tough job.
Best of luck to New York City's Mayor Zohran Mamdani in taking on a tough job.
January 1, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Big Zapple is looking good today.
Best of luck to New York City's Mayor Zohran Mamdani in taking on a tough job.
Best of luck to New York City's Mayor Zohran Mamdani in taking on a tough job.
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And it's official!
January 1, 2026 at 5:21 AM
And it's official!
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😂😂😂😂
Mother Jealous After Reading Daughter's Diary https://theonion.com/mother-jealous-after-reading-daughters-diary-1819566661/
January 1, 2026 at 5:37 PM
😂😂😂😂
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I once had a neighbor steal my paper and lie to me about it.
So I taught another neighbor's dog to steal his by leaving treats in them. He wound up canceling his paper long before it was time.
The lesson: if you're going to insult an autistic person's intelligence, be smarter than them or *move*.
So I taught another neighbor's dog to steal his by leaving treats in them. He wound up canceling his paper long before it was time.
The lesson: if you're going to insult an autistic person's intelligence, be smarter than them or *move*.
December 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I once had a neighbor steal my paper and lie to me about it.
So I taught another neighbor's dog to steal his by leaving treats in them. He wound up canceling his paper long before it was time.
The lesson: if you're going to insult an autistic person's intelligence, be smarter than them or *move*.
So I taught another neighbor's dog to steal his by leaving treats in them. He wound up canceling his paper long before it was time.
The lesson: if you're going to insult an autistic person's intelligence, be smarter than them or *move*.
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In case you were wondering about the significant number of redactions in the Epstein Files, FBI agents averaged almost $1,000 of overtime in the 6 days they reviewed them.
December 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
In case you were wondering about the significant number of redactions in the Epstein Files, FBI agents averaged almost $1,000 of overtime in the 6 days they reviewed them.
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Man Who Drinks 5 Diet Cokes Per Day Hoping Doctors Working On Cure For Whatever He’s Getting https://theonion.com/man-who-drinks-5-diet-cokes-per-day-hoping-doctors-work-1819575868/
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Man Who Drinks 5 Diet Cokes Per Day Hoping Doctors Working On Cure For Whatever He’s Getting https://theonion.com/man-who-drinks-5-diet-cokes-per-day-hoping-doctors-work-1819575868/
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Because of a conspiracy theory-based stunt by a January 6 insurrectionist who was trying to intimidate children and daycare workers, Trump is now freezing ALL childcare payments across the country.
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
December 31, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Because of a conspiracy theory-based stunt by a January 6 insurrectionist who was trying to intimidate children and daycare workers, Trump is now freezing ALL childcare payments across the country.
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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Good morning, kids.
Be safe out there. 🥰
Be safe out there. 🥰
January 1, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Good morning, kids.
Be safe out there. 🥰
Be safe out there. 🥰
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Top 10 Tips for Surviving 2026
YouTube video by Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian
youtu.be
January 1, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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I hope he receives the help he needs. Santa, that his. Screw the state senator.
December 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I hope he receives the help he needs. Santa, that his. Screw the state senator.
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Random posts of mine must be ending up on the discovery feed and it is weird af to come back to a silly post about my cat with thousands of likes.
I realise for many people this is goals but in reality it feels a little creepy and awkward.
I would make a terrible celebrity
I realise for many people this is goals but in reality it feels a little creepy and awkward.
I would make a terrible celebrity
December 26, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Random posts of mine must be ending up on the discovery feed and it is weird af to come back to a silly post about my cat with thousands of likes.
I realise for many people this is goals but in reality it feels a little creepy and awkward.
I would make a terrible celebrity
I realise for many people this is goals but in reality it feels a little creepy and awkward.
I would make a terrible celebrity
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👇🤣
December 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
👇🤣
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Hate when this guy shows up in my feed
December 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Hate when this guy shows up in my feed
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Tonight, my Uber driver said, “I never hear passengers say nice things about Donald Trump anymore. Several years ago, I would hear praise all the time. No more.”
Just one sign things may be changing.
Just one sign things may be changing.
December 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Tonight, my Uber driver said, “I never hear passengers say nice things about Donald Trump anymore. Several years ago, I would hear praise all the time. No more.”
Just one sign things may be changing.
Just one sign things may be changing.
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For some of you it’s heat and traffic.
For some it’s rain tapping your window.
For some it’s a café, a corner store, a borrowed quiet.
Different places.
Same pause.
Wherever you’re standing—
hope the day loosens its grip for a sec.
For some it’s rain tapping your window.
For some it’s a café, a corner store, a borrowed quiet.
Different places.
Same pause.
Wherever you’re standing—
hope the day loosens its grip for a sec.
December 26, 2025 at 12:20 PM
For some of you it’s heat and traffic.
For some it’s rain tapping your window.
For some it’s a café, a corner store, a borrowed quiet.
Different places.
Same pause.
Wherever you’re standing—
hope the day loosens its grip for a sec.
For some it’s rain tapping your window.
For some it’s a café, a corner store, a borrowed quiet.
Different places.
Same pause.
Wherever you’re standing—
hope the day loosens its grip for a sec.
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Cop Posing As Underage Girl Online Falls In Love With Pedophile https://theonion.com/cop-posing-as-underage-girl-online-falls-in-love-with-pedophile/
December 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Cop Posing As Underage Girl Online Falls In Love With Pedophile https://theonion.com/cop-posing-as-underage-girl-online-falls-in-love-with-pedophile/