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We live in a factory that produces death and destruction at an industrial scale
why the hell is there a "google drive: wrapped"? yes my wife and I worked on the budgeting spreadsheet a bunch and we updated margot's doctor details! wow amazing insights thank you.
December 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Everyone engine swaps a Fiero, but no one swaps in a Northstar, stretches the body by a foot, and adds a Firebird hatch carsandbids.com/auctions/rGe...
1984 Pontiac Fiero SE - 4.6-Liter V8 and Porsche 5-Speed Manual Swaps, Custom Bodywork, Extensive Modifications
This 1984 Pontiac Fiero SE is for sale on Cars & Bids! Auction ends December 15 2025.
carsandbids.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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it's a strange thing to ponder that you might have seen the peak of human technological achievement in terms of usability, adaptability and capability and it was running Windows 98
December 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
December 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Announcing a cross race while avoiding six kids throwing snowballs at me was a new challenge
December 7, 2025 at 1:04 PM
this is so unbelievably my shit
This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
December 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
WHAT YEAR IS IT
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
good morning inbox
December 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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A friend of mine has a film screening tonight about veterans with PTSD and the bond they form with service dogs. kinema.com/events/BY-MY...

Check it out. Trailer here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKrC...
BY MY SIDE / Project Welcome Home Troops - Fundraiser
Get tickets for the virtual screening of BY MY SIDE
kinema.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
There’s no ice weasels account but @resultsboy.bsky.social here’s some weather
Here's my latest thinking on snow for Tuesday-wee hours Weds. Mostly rain in green. Could see some snow bands on back side of storm overnight Tuesday, so be aware of this in areas with mainly rain. Not surprised to see slick Weds AM travel as temps under 32F to start.
December 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
At Home Depot at 6 am on Black Friday wearing a shirt that says “I’m here because we’re renovating our kitchen starting Monday but we’re in-patient at Boston Children’s this weekend and have to buy a smaller fridge but I didn’t do it earlier in the week so I have to do it now” and it’s not helping
November 28, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Lack of publicly available reg list for the local 10k tomorrow is killing me. I need to look up the college kids so when they drop me mid race I can explain it away
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Took a dump this morning that should disqualify me from being loved
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Only person on video in this call because i am having an incredible hair day and they need to see it.
November 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Walking around the house narrating the morning in a loud Don Pardo voice and, shockingly, Amanda hates it.
November 20, 2025 at 1:10 PM
hey apple can i just automatically mark as spam any text including the words "Robert Half"
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
this is my favorite shirt i own
it's back
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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I don't mean to be insensitive but isn't taking a bullet in general kind of in his DNA? A birthright, if you will?
I regret to inform you that Olivia Nuzzi's book appears to be Perfect

insane, stupid, comically overwritten, dishy, politically indefensible I cannot wait to get my hands on it I must accept this is who I am as a person at some deep level whether I like it or not www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
November 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Holy shit finally an Op-Ed that Gets It
November 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
It is important that my friends see this. It may be how I get other people to join Bluesky.
I thought I’d heard most of the Wu tang b-sides, but this is incredible
November 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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He’s the Anus King
SENATOR ANGUS KING: "Standing up to Donald Trump didn't work. It actually gave him more power."
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Hassan’s DC office mailbox is full. Which shouldn’t be a thing that’s possible, it’s not like they’re recording to tapes, I have other things to say this morning.
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM