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samuraijake07.bsky.social
πŸŽƒ Pumpkin Spice Jake πŸ‚
@samuraijake07.bsky.social
77 followers 73 following 320 posts
Writer-in-Training, 36, He/Him, Go to Ocean City and ask my superhero OC anything at http://askmissthunder.tumblr.com
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samuraijake07.bsky.social
πŸŽƒ Pumpkin Spice Jake πŸ‚ @samuraijake07.bsky.social Β· 3h
I was NOT prepared for all that
samuraijake07.bsky.social
πŸŽƒ Pumpkin Spice Jake πŸ‚ @samuraijake07.bsky.social Β· 3h
Yeah, if anybody needs a hug, it's Comic Eric πŸ₯Ί
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4brandonjs4.bsky.social
Brandon Santiago @4brandonjs4.bsky.social Β· 6h
13 Days of Ermaween 2025 Day 8
#erma #halloween #thecrow
The Crow (1989)
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milph.mom
Mom @milph.mom Β· 1d
THAT'S A JOKE, SON!

Based on this original tweet:
x.com/TheTurmoilBa...
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criminalsimpsons.com
CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.com Β· 2d
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revbennyd.bsky.social
Ben Daniel (he/him) @revbennyd.bsky.social Β· 3d
Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
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fridayyakuza.bsky.social
Friday Night @fridayyakuza.bsky.social Β· 2d
Friday at last…
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dreamywolfdd.bsky.social
dreamywolfdd @dreamywolfdd.bsky.social Β· Jun 10
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samuraijake07.bsky.social
πŸŽƒ Pumpkin Spice Jake πŸ‚ @samuraijake07.bsky.social Β· 2d
Infowars now is so bizarre to me as someone who occasionally listened during high school/college.

Years of "Clinton/Bush is the Antichrist!" and when Obama was elected "it doesn't matter who the president is, they all work for the Shadow Government!", just to end up kissing Trump's ass.
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comiccontext.bsky.social
Comics Outta Context πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ @comiccontext.bsky.social Β· 3d
What appears to be metal debris airborne that Hulk is destroyed as he says, β€œMust I destroy EVERYONE – – before the Hulk can be FREE??β€œ
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psicochurroz.bsky.social
psicochurroz @psicochurroz.bsky.social Β· 3d
Chainsaw Man is Never Gonna Score
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4brandonjs4.bsky.social
Brandon Santiago @4brandonjs4.bsky.social Β· 3d
13 Days of Ermaween 2025 Day 5
#erma #theamazingdigitalcircus
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samuraijake07.bsky.social
πŸŽƒ Pumpkin Spice Jake πŸ‚ @samuraijake07.bsky.social Β· 3d
Happy Birthday! πŸŽ‚πŸ₯³
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milph.mom
Mom @milph.mom Β· 3d
Been playing this a lot while editing podcasts
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHOn...
Himiko Kikuchi - Flying Beagle (1987)
YouTube video by captain chef
www.youtube.com
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quest64official.bsky.social
Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social Β· 4d
I heard there's more Twitter people coming over here
Elon vs Hot n Ready A chart Little Caesars is cheaper Tastes good Doesn't do weird hand gestures Is hot and ready Elon is a lame nerd
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samuraijake07.bsky.social
πŸŽƒ Pumpkin Spice Jake πŸ‚ @samuraijake07.bsky.social Β· 3d
a cartoon character is screaming with the words then why did you ask for it
ALT: a cartoon character is screaming with the words then why did you ask for it
media.tenor.com
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4brandonjs4.bsky.social
Brandon Santiago @4brandonjs4.bsky.social Β· 4d
13 Days of Ermaween 2025 Day 4
#erma #halloween #gamera
Gamera (1965)
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dailysimpsons.bsky.social
On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social Β· 4d
32 years ago today, The Ramones serenaded Mr. Burns with a birthday song. β€œRosebud” first aired October 21, 1993.
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mostlyghostly.bsky.social
_Mostly_Ghostly_ @mostlyghostly.bsky.social Β· Sep 11
Horror Friends πŸ‘ΉπŸŽžβ˜ οΈπŸŽ₯πŸΏπŸ¦‡
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bitshammer.bsky.social
Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social Β· 5d
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bitshammer.bsky.social
Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social Β· 7d
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davidjcourt.bsky.social
David *Insert Halloween Name* Court @davidjcourt.bsky.social Β· 7d
Fuck Chuck Dixon.
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samuraijake07.bsky.social
πŸŽƒ Pumpkin Spice Jake πŸ‚ @samuraijake07.bsky.social Β· 5d
Of all the Batmen you could've picked, you thought Absolute Batman would be against protesters?

The same Batman that's about to beat the shit out of an army of white supremacists?
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samuraijake07.bsky.social
πŸŽƒ Pumpkin Spice Jake πŸ‚ @samuraijake07.bsky.social Β· 5d
Mild spoilers but this is literally the billionaire villain's motivation in Tenet (2020).

After finding out he's dying from cancer, he decides to go along with a plan that will destroy the world because he can't stand the idea the world will go on without him.
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πŸŽƒ Pumpkin Spice Jake πŸ‚ @samuraijake07.bsky.social Β· 6d
I know it's supposed to be sexy lingerie but I'd like to think her butt was just too big for those underwear.

"That hole wasn't there when I bought these..."
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