Sarah Creighton
@saraita101.bsky.social
Twitter gobshite. Housing solicitor, writer and political commentator. Bylines: The Guardian, Belfast Telegraph, Irish Times and Slugger O'Toole
I thought this was fake news guys
Imagine coming up with a proposal so stupid, so unworkable, so thoughtless, that it makes Robert Jenrick look sane by comparison.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Jury trials could be scrapped except in most serious cases
Only cases of alleged murder, rape or manslaughter will be decided by a jury under new proposals to cut court backlogs.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I thought this was fake news guys
The trees are going up EARLY this year aren't they
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 AM
The trees are going up EARLY this year aren't they
My grumpy socialist dad was a lawyer and I like arguing
November 23, 2025 at 9:22 AM
My grumpy socialist dad was a lawyer and I like arguing
I hate to report that discourse on this is still happening and we live alongside people who would begrudge a tired mum space to get a nap in the morning.
Everyone responding to this sounds like my presbyterian grandma, "Awful good to yourself, aren't you?"
You're miserable but at least you feel morally righteous and you'll get your reward in heaven one day. Boring, miserable people.
You're miserable but at least you feel morally righteous and you'll get your reward in heaven one day. Boring, miserable people.
November 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I hate to report that discourse on this is still happening and we live alongside people who would begrudge a tired mum space to get a nap in the morning.
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this week's newsletter is titled "aren't you tired of feeling insane all the time?" and I think it speaks for itself
it is also free to read
youngvulgarian.substack.com/p/arent-you-...
it is also free to read
youngvulgarian.substack.com/p/arent-you-...
November 21, 2025 at 10:18 AM
this week's newsletter is titled "aren't you tired of feeling insane all the time?" and I think it speaks for itself
it is also free to read
youngvulgarian.substack.com/p/arent-you-...
it is also free to read
youngvulgarian.substack.com/p/arent-you-...
Everyone responding to this sounds like my presbyterian grandma, "Awful good to yourself, aren't you?"
You're miserable but at least you feel morally righteous and you'll get your reward in heaven one day. Boring, miserable people.
You're miserable but at least you feel morally righteous and you'll get your reward in heaven one day. Boring, miserable people.
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Everyone responding to this sounds like my presbyterian grandma, "Awful good to yourself, aren't you?"
You're miserable but at least you feel morally righteous and you'll get your reward in heaven one day. Boring, miserable people.
You're miserable but at least you feel morally righteous and you'll get your reward in heaven one day. Boring, miserable people.
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Important: Jonathan Bailey is reading a CBeebies Bedtime Story today.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Important: Jonathan Bailey is reading a CBeebies Bedtime Story today.
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VERY funny that Labour are being pointlessly cruel and haemorrhaging support from their base and yet none of what they're offering is ever going to be enough for the people whose approval they're seeking, WHO could have predicted it
November 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
VERY funny that Labour are being pointlessly cruel and haemorrhaging support from their base and yet none of what they're offering is ever going to be enough for the people whose approval they're seeking, WHO could have predicted it
My wee man was three yesterday! My house is full of dinosaurs!
November 20, 2025 at 8:19 AM
My wee man was three yesterday! My house is full of dinosaurs!
Apparently schools shouldn't be telling kids to be nice to LGBT people because that's indoctrination but god forbid the highest court in the land points out that shoving religion down people's throats amounts to actual indoctrination.
November 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Apparently schools shouldn't be telling kids to be nice to LGBT people because that's indoctrination but god forbid the highest court in the land points out that shoving religion down people's throats amounts to actual indoctrination.
Went to the Lyric last night to see Sam and Fintan argue for and against a united Ireland (before switching sides). Really enjoyed it. Was great to watch a respectful, informed debate that didn't take itself too seriously
November 18, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Went to the Lyric last night to see Sam and Fintan argue for and against a united Ireland (before switching sides). Really enjoyed it. Was great to watch a respectful, informed debate that didn't take itself too seriously
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math textbook covers for some reason:
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
math textbook covers for some reason:
Coward
Asked if Keir Starmer believes British people want to "see refugee children pulled out of school and deported after 10 years in this country”, his spokesman says that “what the British public wants and what this government was elected on a mandate to deliver was to secure our borders"
November 17, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Coward
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It’s a strong look
November 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It’s a strong look
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You will definitely end up in the next iteration of the "funny things Irish people said about what someone wore" thread.
November 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
You will definitely end up in the next iteration of the "funny things Irish people said about what someone wore" thread.
If I buy this hat will people think I'm about to defend Stalingrad
November 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
If I buy this hat will people think I'm about to defend Stalingrad
What is the charge? Eating a fifteen? A succulent little caramel square?
November 15, 2025 at 7:49 AM
What is the charge? Eating a fifteen? A succulent little caramel square?
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i aint seen deep throat blow a load like this since watergate
November 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
i aint seen deep throat blow a load like this since watergate
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Bill Clinton seems like the kind of guy who reacts to all his sex scandals with “still got it”
November 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Bill Clinton seems like the kind of guy who reacts to all his sex scandals with “still got it”
Having a mad one tonight lads
November 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Having a mad one tonight lads
People who work in hospitality and retail should be paid as highly as lawyers
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
People who work in hospitality and retail should be paid as highly as lawyers
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Somehow UK governments seem to have decided that political leadership is best demonstrated by a series of leaks to newspapers which are then denied, and daily ministerial media rounds of denial in support of grid announcements nobody notices.
November 14, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Somehow UK governments seem to have decided that political leadership is best demonstrated by a series of leaks to newspapers which are then denied, and daily ministerial media rounds of denial in support of grid announcements nobody notices.
Went to a cool event this evening where I had the privilege of being the first person to tuck into the free cheeseboard while everyone else was polite
November 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Went to a cool event this evening where I had the privilege of being the first person to tuck into the free cheeseboard while everyone else was polite
