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Graceful Six Humoured 🫦
@saturnexalted.bsky.social
Bombshell elegantly decomposing into forest hag

(she/her)

student astrologer, queer elder, evil sorceress

♻️ Venus > Mars > Saturn > Venus

❌TERFs/SWERFs/AI/genocide deniers/your co-star chart
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We really fucked up as a society when we went all in on STEM and let these nerds think they were geniuses for dismissing the humanities.

Every great scientist and inventor of the 20th century was at minimum a hobbyist artist, poet, or musician.

These freaks can't even read a book cover to cover.
One of this woman's first follows was an Ursula K. Le Guin bot, and I think that's the only way she's ever read any literature

Druids weren't bards, honey, and this is the opening of every episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark?
Really appreciate that Marjorie Taylor Greene's goodbye message had some of the most hateful, batshit stuff she's "stood up for" so hopefully the shitlibs can stop acting like she is somehow a friend to the left just because she got sick of being Trump's handmaiden
November 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Spent all of this past weekend moving from one apartment in my building to another, and I really wish I had taken a day off to recover
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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this is major mars x mercury energy
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Every time I see this man, I think, I'm sorry, your parental abandonment issues are not our problem! People work through this stuff all the time without hurting other people, buddy
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Solidarity Forever!
Kindly inform your friends and colleagues if you see them drinking Starbucks.
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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A "missing" minute in the footage, huh
November 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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If I’m talking about dinner or TV or the dog, I probably don’t want a bleak joke about the state of the world. I promise: I know about it.
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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I want to very gently say something, and I hope nobody will be mad: If somebody on the internet says something that is NOT about politics and NOT about how terrible everything is, it’s a kindness not to reflexively make a comment (in jest or not) that brings it back to those things.
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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#Enochian visions for $1000, Alex.”
i love watching youtube videos about quantum theory and stuff where experts say things like "imagine a cube. now, if the cube had 16 sides but it remains cubular, within each of those sides we'd find a replica of the entire platonic cube form, tessellated"
and being like oh yeah, everyone knows that
November 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I'm also, for the first time maybe ever, getting the whole "let's review Mercury things" delineation that I've always wanted but never really had happen for me
This has absolutely been the funniest fucking Mercury rx in awhile, and I'm in a Sag profection month as it is, so it's just been hitting in so many ways that have me crying laughing
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
This has absolutely been the funniest fucking Mercury rx in awhile, and I'm in a Sag profection month as it is, so it's just been hitting in so many ways that have me crying laughing
November 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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With all due respect to Nirvana:

🎵Hey!
🎶Wait!
🎵Jupiter's retrograde!

#astrology
November 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard.

We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.

We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
LMAO, I just realized I am trying to change my internet service from one apartment in my building to another on a weekend during Mercury rx. Classic me.
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Canada loses Measles elimination status, as does the entire Americas region.

Clinics here have signs warning about Measles but no masks in healthcare

www.statnews.com/2025/11/10/m...
Canada loses measles elimination status — as does the entire Americas region
Canada has formally lost its measles elimination status, the country’s public health agency announced, triggering the loss of that status throughout all of the Americas.
www.statnews.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Wondering if anyone reads your posts? Put a typo in the next one.
smoke is coming out of a laptop that says ' aaron ' on it
ALT: smoke is coming out of a laptop that says ' aaron ' on it
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Noooo Venus don't go into scorpio you're so sexy haha
November 7, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Me: I am sure signing a new lease in my building during the Mercury rx shadow period will be fine...

How it actually turned out: I've had to sign the lease THREE TIMES already because they had to keep redrafting it, and my move-in got delayed from the day before Mercury stations to a week later 😅
November 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Just found out that Kayla Nicole went as Toni Braxton in the "He Wasn't Man Enough" video for Halloween, and I am DYING.

As a great colonizer of AAVE and LGBTQIA+ slang once put in one of her songs: "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes." 😆
November 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Usha, you in danger, girl.
October 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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I went to a wedding this weekend and there was this woman who was a little *too* freaked-out-christian about astrology when I mentioned it so I thought it would be a wonderful moment to tell her that Venus is referred to as Lucifer when she’s a morning star 🤭 the look was priceless lmao
October 29, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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Rufus Wainwright understands that the answer to the question "How many buttons should I leave unbuttoned on my dress shirt?" is always "One more."
October 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Only 43 more days of having an activated Mars AND Saturn by profection...

and only 22-ish more years of them being activated in an L1 🫠
October 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM