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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

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Scavenger's Scrivenings @scavscriv.bsky.social · 2d

IIRC she got drunk and passed out and shit herself at a party in college, and was afterwards known as the girl who shit herself at a party at her school.

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Eran Fowler @eranfowler.bsky.social · 3d

A grid of photos, each one either a Chihuahua face or a blueberry muffin, all of them looking like they could be either

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Jessica Osborne @littlecuppajo.bsky.social · 3d

I'm cleaning out my dice collection and have 43 sets of dice put in these little bags that I may be handing out with the candy on Halloween?

Quick! Someone help me design a tiny TTRPG that can fit on an index card to go in these bags.

Several sets of tabletop RPG dice in gold organza bags

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Scavenger's Scrivenings @scavscriv.bsky.social · 5d

Wait what was this from? Is that Joel Haver the YouTuber?

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Scavenger's Scrivenings @scavscriv.bsky.social · 6d

No?

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Benton | Incunabuli @incunabuli.com · 8d

Feared. Mistrusted. The dynamite mishap table:

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Justin McElroy @thoughtographic.bsky.social · 9d

Eldritch assassin

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Riley Neville @riley.sbug.games · 9d

This is the longest I've spent on any single project in my life! Please remind your friends that Isopod is coming out tomorrow!

Sbug Games @sbug.games · 9d

3 and a half years of isopod rolling down big hills!
Isopod is finally coming out tomorrow!
store.steampowered.com/app/2053910/...

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official nikk account @nikk.ca · 9d

absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago

elegant woman blasting a suitor in the face with the NO gun

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Garrot @garrot.bsky.social · 9d

riding my vacuous yet reliable beast

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Scavenger's Scrivenings @scavscriv.bsky.social · 9d

Screenshots of the movie My Girl, the scene at the boy's funeral where the girl says: "Where's his glasses? He can't see without his glasses."

Top panel: A boy lies dead in a casket, dressed in a white with a blue tie. Bee stings are visible on his face. He is not wearing glasses.

Lower panel: A girl leans over the casket, turning back to the crowd and tearfully asking where her friend's glasses are. She's wearing a white shirt and blue jeans.

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 11d

the US government has arrived on bluesky

4 panel comic

Panel 1: A group of people just having a lovely time. Everyone is laughing

Panel 2: An absolute Federal Agent appears in the middle of the group laughing like an obnoxious robot

Panel 3: The group quickly disperses, leaving the gross creepy agent by himself

Panel 4: The agent touches his ear and says “arrest their moms”

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Scavenger's Scrivenings @scavscriv.bsky.social · 11d

No! No!!

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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 12d

It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!

A sketch of two steam trains, human faces on the front. The title above them says 'The Broad Gauge and the Narrow Gauge'. The narrow gauge train is looking unbearably smug, then broad gauge absolutely raging. In the smoke, they are communicating, the broad gauge saying "You are a locomotive" and the narrow saying "You are another".

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Scavenger's Scrivenings @scavscriv.bsky.social · 13d

I think they want to poop on him?

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Scavenger's Scrivenings @scavscriv.bsky.social · 13d

You love to see it

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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 14d

Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this

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ianyusem.bsky.social @ianyusem.bsky.social · 15d

I live! Dropping this Mothership Month: a brand new way to play your favorite sci-fi horror RPG, with a high-powered corporate twist on the PC crew.

Trade economic for moral horror in the grand MOTHERSHIP EVIL CAMPAIGN.

Keep an eye out for the (free) full release in the next few weeks.

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Scavenger's Scrivenings @scavscriv.bsky.social · 15d

What, you don't make your red dye from Hylian Shrooms and Fire Lizalfos tails?

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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 16d

The virgin AGI existential risk vs the chad global warming

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Justin McElroy @thoughtographic.bsky.social · 16d

Tempest

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🇵🇸 🇱🇧 George Carlin 1984 @communismwillwin.com · 16d

Think about it, how do you get people to associate a political party with good things? You pair it with a fun or pleasurable experience. Where are people most happy? In line three hours before their flight time waiting for some dipshit TSA agent to yell at them! It’s called advertising sweaty 😘

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_Mostly_Ghostly_ @mostlyghostly.bsky.social · Jul 10

Vermont from Mahvel

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