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Ken Schaljo
@schaljoke.bsky.social
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Antifascist. Baseball enjoyer. Neurodivergent. He/him. Sometimes I stream at https://twitch.tv/drdckhead
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 22h
Buck Martinez forever
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tim @librariman.bsky.social · 23h
lmao, tell em Buck!
Buck Martinez, the silver-haired broadcaster of the Toronto Blue Jays, was a popular man while wheeling his luggage out of Yankee Stadium on Wednesday night. As Martinez made his way toward the bus, team staffers were hugging him and congratulating him as if he had just blasted a couple of home runs to send Toronto to the ALCS. “You were proven right, Buck,” one shouted. “They f—– it up, didn’t they?” Martinez responded.
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Keegan Matheson @keeganmatheson.bsky.social · 1d
In the spring of 1981, the Brewers were very close to trading Buck Martinez to the Yankees, but they were in the same division and the deal never happened.

That May, he was traded to the #BlueJays and thought: "Oh, fuck, that's the best they could do?"

Wrong then, never since.
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Danny @middaughsome.bsky.social · 1d
Now I'm falling asleep
And she's calling a cab
While he's having a smoke and da Yankees lose
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 1d
a group of people standing in front of an ice cream truck that says ice cream
Alt: Jason Momoa taking a seat
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Ian Hunter @bluejayhunter.com · 1d
"Start spreading the news, bitches!"
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Will @heymynameiswill.bsky.social · 1d
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 1d
Buck Martinez laughing about how correct he was about the Yankees
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 1d
NATHAN MF LUKES
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 2d
Vlad will haunt them for generations
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 2d
vlad guerrero jr is the product of a 30+ year project to concentrate an entire planet's psychic resentment against the yankees into the form of a single human
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 2d
VLAD IS A FUCKING DEMON I LOVE IT
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 2d
BJs
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 2d
I’m at a bar to watch jays-yanks, forgetting it’s TRIVIA TUESDAY hahahahah
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Jay Jaffe @jayjaffe.bsky.social · 3d
11 appearances
8 innings
12 hits
11 runs (9 earned)
8 walks
7 strikeouts
1-4, 1 blown save
10.13 ERA
since Treinen's hat nonsense.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 22d
Blake Treinen's stats since he wrote Charlie Kirk on his hat:

3.0 IP, 5 Runs, 9.00 ERA, 0 Ks, 1.667 WHIP, and 3 LOSSES
Charlie Kirk written on Dodgers Blake Treinen hat
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 3d
a man in a cowboy hat is holding a lasso with fallout written on the bottom
Alt: a man in a cowboy hat is holding a lasso with fallout written on the bottom
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Jays Retro @jaysretro.bsky.social · 4d
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evy kwong @evystadium.bsky.social · 4d
hitting us with the tariffs and we hit you with 11-0 in the 4th
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 4d
This game is certified bananas
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 4d
Jays’ run differential finally in line with their fun differential
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 4d
I REPEAT
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 4d
ERNIE CLEMENT FOREVER
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Dunnah @dunnah.bsky.social · 4d
Macho Man Trey Yesavage
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 4d
ERNIE CLEMENT FOREVER
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 4d
feeling less pukey about it today go JAYS
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 5d
Calling it now:

If there is one thing on this big ol' green planet Earth worse than dick-wagging, cigar-chomping, "27 rings" Yankees fans; it is sensitive, underdog, "no one believes in us" Yankees fans
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Ken Schaljo @schaljoke.bsky.social · 5d
WHAT NOW PYTHAGORAS
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