Schmeev
@schmeev.bsky.social
Probably cursed, cannot be helped. All pronouns ok, corrections are not chastising.
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Schmeev
@schmeev.bsky.social
· Nov 20
“god youre so tight” i say, attempting to extract a cartridge from my nes
been listening to the dragnet radio show and its so funny hearing this "lapd hero cop stops bad drug men!" story with regular breaks to go "SMOKE FATIMA CIGARETTES, THE BEST CIGS. WE GOT SO MANY LOYAL CUSTOMERS. WONDER WHY"
but who knew cigarettes were bad back then, besides the whole damn industry
but who knew cigarettes were bad back then, besides the whole damn industry
November 19, 2025 at 5:26 AM
been listening to the dragnet radio show and its so funny hearing this "lapd hero cop stops bad drug men!" story with regular breaks to go "SMOKE FATIMA CIGARETTES, THE BEST CIGS. WE GOT SO MANY LOYAL CUSTOMERS. WONDER WHY"
but who knew cigarettes were bad back then, besides the whole damn industry
but who knew cigarettes were bad back then, besides the whole damn industry
at home
drawing pictures
of monster cocks
with him on top
drawing pictures
of monster cocks
with him on top
November 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
at home
drawing pictures
of monster cocks
with him on top
drawing pictures
of monster cocks
with him on top
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You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️⚧️
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️⚧️
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
remembering that "fired for truth" dipshit saying "we need a left wing AND right wing, birds cant fly with just one wing!" like the most baby brained shit. we aint a bird, bitch
"PEDAL TO THE METAL BABY"
"theres a floormat there, not metal. make sure you check your mirrors and use your signals"
"PEDAL TO THE METAL BABY"
"theres a floormat there, not metal. make sure you check your mirrors and use your signals"
November 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM
remembering that "fired for truth" dipshit saying "we need a left wing AND right wing, birds cant fly with just one wing!" like the most baby brained shit. we aint a bird, bitch
"PEDAL TO THE METAL BABY"
"theres a floormat there, not metal. make sure you check your mirrors and use your signals"
"PEDAL TO THE METAL BABY"
"theres a floormat there, not metal. make sure you check your mirrors and use your signals"
misery business but its about finally getting the battletoads strategy guide
woah, i never beat big blag...but i got him where i want him now
woah, i never beat big blag...but i got him where i want him now
November 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
misery business but its about finally getting the battletoads strategy guide
woah, i never beat big blag...but i got him where i want him now
woah, i never beat big blag...but i got him where i want him now
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cant tell if the boondocks version of ann coulter is better than the real one or not. like, a common metric is if they should and do know better, theyre worse, but i still kinda feel like the cynical grifter is preferable to the rabid freak we actually have
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
cant tell if the boondocks version of ann coulter is better than the real one or not. like, a common metric is if they should and do know better, theyre worse, but i still kinda feel like the cynical grifter is preferable to the rabid freak we actually have
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more than "you should play bad games because a maligned game might be good" i would prefer if the positive contrarian dogma was "you should play games that genuinely interest you regardless of what other people think" because holy shit the former leads to a lot of turning your misery into Content
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
more than "you should play bad games because a maligned game might be good" i would prefer if the positive contrarian dogma was "you should play games that genuinely interest you regardless of what other people think" because holy shit the former leads to a lot of turning your misery into Content
this guy finished the policenauts puzzle with half his screen covered
I think this bag is fake.
Hermes's flagship products are handsewn using a saddle stitch. A worker marks the leather using an awl and then threads two needles through from both sides.
This results in a tight stitch with no holes between the stitches. The holes here suggest the bag was machine sewn.
Hermes's flagship products are handsewn using a saddle stitch. A worker marks the leather using an awl and then threads two needles through from both sides.
This results in a tight stitch with no holes between the stitches. The holes here suggest the bag was machine sewn.
November 8, 2025 at 7:56 AM
this guy finished the policenauts puzzle with half his screen covered
"nooo i need to know what parts he was lying about, politicians shouldnt have convictioooooons why would he run on things he actually wants to dooooo???"
kevin continues to suck shit forever
kevin continues to suck shit forever
Canadian multimillionaire and Shark Tank guy Kevin O'Leary went on TV to say he's upset Zohran won't talk to him: "I and others who invest in real estate have tried to get a meeting to figure out what's rhetoric and what's policy. So far for me it's been crickets."
November 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
"nooo i need to know what parts he was lying about, politicians shouldnt have convictioooooons why would he run on things he actually wants to dooooo???"
kevin continues to suck shit forever
kevin continues to suck shit forever
trying to play master of magic on easy and any time i engage in combat i just get fuckin owned and sit here confused about how this game even works
like i get the civ style gameplay part but its fuckin RUTHLESS in battles, the natural spawning nearby enemies at turn 1 are one shotting everything
like i get the civ style gameplay part but its fuckin RUTHLESS in battles, the natural spawning nearby enemies at turn 1 are one shotting everything
November 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
trying to play master of magic on easy and any time i engage in combat i just get fuckin owned and sit here confused about how this game even works
like i get the civ style gameplay part but its fuckin RUTHLESS in battles, the natural spawning nearby enemies at turn 1 are one shotting everything
like i get the civ style gameplay part but its fuckin RUTHLESS in battles, the natural spawning nearby enemies at turn 1 are one shotting everything
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Dick is gone, Bush remains.
November 4, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Dick is gone, Bush remains.
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it’s Halloween time
October 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
it’s Halloween time
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british mortal kombat fans like "i main leff kang, innit"
October 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
british mortal kombat fans like "i main leff kang, innit"
do the scroll stop and post Joy Character(s)™
October 22, 2025 at 4:08 AM
do the scroll stop and post Joy Character(s)™
cant believe i unspoilered this to find zero upcoming pizza innovations
October 16, 2025 at 1:05 PM
cant believe i unspoilered this to find zero upcoming pizza innovations
dave whiskers
this isnt an attack or anything, fuck bari weiss, nebula rules, i just saw an opportunity to edit a post to end with uwu and this guy happened to make it uwu
this isnt an attack or anything, fuck bari weiss, nebula rules, i just saw an opportunity to edit a post to end with uwu and this guy happened to make it uwu
October 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
dave whiskers
this isnt an attack or anything, fuck bari weiss, nebula rules, i just saw an opportunity to edit a post to end with uwu and this guy happened to make it uwu
this isnt an attack or anything, fuck bari weiss, nebula rules, i just saw an opportunity to edit a post to end with uwu and this guy happened to make it uwu
nearing the end of .hack quarantine and while i like these games and wanna see where the story is going, i think im starting to hate the gameplay loop lol
i really thought i was at the final boss, and then i got another round of invites to hit up dungeons and i really dont wanna do more dungeons
i really thought i was at the final boss, and then i got another round of invites to hit up dungeons and i really dont wanna do more dungeons
October 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
nearing the end of .hack quarantine and while i like these games and wanna see where the story is going, i think im starting to hate the gameplay loop lol
i really thought i was at the final boss, and then i got another round of invites to hit up dungeons and i really dont wanna do more dungeons
i really thought i was at the final boss, and then i got another round of invites to hit up dungeons and i really dont wanna do more dungeons
what do you mean "who hired the computer"? you dont HIRE computers, theyre not employees. but theyre still people, in an unpaid intern, zero accountability kind of way. its like prison labor without the incarceration, should make a name for it. but theyre not part of our org, theyre within it
Sorry but you actually can’t hold me accountable because the computer did all that bad stuff. Unrelated, the computer is now alive.
October 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
what do you mean "who hired the computer"? you dont HIRE computers, theyre not employees. but theyre still people, in an unpaid intern, zero accountability kind of way. its like prison labor without the incarceration, should make a name for it. but theyre not part of our org, theyre within it
hotwife for the deathwatch is a good band/album name
or bio
or bio
Ok hotwife for the Deathwatch is hilarous, but I'm losing it at NightLords and "PrettyAltGirls"
Statistically Backed Stereotypes for Each 40k Faction. Astounding. Motion for Deathwatch to be renamed to Hotwifewatch.
www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/c...
www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/c...
October 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
hotwife for the deathwatch is a good band/album name
or bio
or bio
if theres one thing that launches me back to my childhood, its layaway, something i heard spoken of, usually as the place lost kids get picked up at, but never knew what it meant like this video seems to think i did
and its not like i dont feel nostalgia, but its mostly lack of responsibilities
and its not like i dont feel nostalgia, but its mostly lack of responsibilities
This is doing numbers on social media right now and it's so depressing how people truly yearn for this shit and want to preserve that feeling indefinitely like a mausoleum of false memories.
September 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
if theres one thing that launches me back to my childhood, its layaway, something i heard spoken of, usually as the place lost kids get picked up at, but never knew what it meant like this video seems to think i did
and its not like i dont feel nostalgia, but its mostly lack of responsibilities
and its not like i dont feel nostalgia, but its mostly lack of responsibilities