Schweeds
@schweeds.bsky.social
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call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas
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One of my proudest online moments
February 7, 2026 at 11:11 PM
One of my proudest online moments
Just got one with a triple integral and...not to brag but
I just one-shot redactle
February 8, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Just got one with a triple integral and...not to brag but
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I just one-shot redactle
February 8, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I just one-shot redactle
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free them all
February 6, 2026 at 4:39 AM
free them all
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D'you ever get a stupid idea in your head and then you can't do anything else until you get it out? 🎣
February 4, 2026 at 3:45 PM
D'you ever get a stupid idea in your head and then you can't do anything else until you get it out? 🎣
I miss you Demo
i watched ALIEN NINE. a little OVA from 2001. it was very good and genuinely heartrending. if you like girls with big ears and evangelion style psychological fuckery, i highly recommend it.
February 4, 2026 at 5:59 AM
I miss you Demo
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Floored by this story. A man wrote a pollite email to a federal prosecutor objecting to the deportation of an Afghan seeking asylum. DHS responded with an administrative warrant to get the man's info from Google, then visited his home to intimidate him.
DHS Hunts Down 67-Year-Old U.S. Citizen Who Criticized Them in Email
The Department of Homeland Security is using a little-known tool to go after its critics.
newrepublic.com
February 3, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Floored by this story. A man wrote a pollite email to a federal prosecutor objecting to the deportation of an Afghan seeking asylum. DHS responded with an administrative warrant to get the man's info from Google, then visited his home to intimidate him.
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They should invent a job where they pay you to burn with righteous incandescent rage
February 4, 2026 at 2:41 AM
They should invent a job where they pay you to burn with righteous incandescent rage
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this looks like the headshot you would use if you were trying to do this as an Onion bit
February 3, 2026 at 1:58 AM
this looks like the headshot you would use if you were trying to do this as an Onion bit
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Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
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they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
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Some jawdropping CBP crime statistics here...
February 1, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Some jawdropping CBP crime statistics here...
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I wake up at 6am
i remove my phone from three layers of Faraday fabric, and check Signal messages using a dedicated burner laptop running Tails OS from a thumb drive
I don’t use a mouse; the movement of the cursor could be used for biometric identification
i remove my phone from three layers of Faraday fabric, and check Signal messages using a dedicated burner laptop running Tails OS from a thumb drive
I don’t use a mouse; the movement of the cursor could be used for biometric identification
February 1, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I wake up at 6am
i remove my phone from three layers of Faraday fabric, and check Signal messages using a dedicated burner laptop running Tails OS from a thumb drive
I don’t use a mouse; the movement of the cursor could be used for biometric identification
i remove my phone from three layers of Faraday fabric, and check Signal messages using a dedicated burner laptop running Tails OS from a thumb drive
I don’t use a mouse; the movement of the cursor could be used for biometric identification
I WOULD LIKE TO EXIT THE SIMULATION PLEASE
That feeling when you, a terrorism and extremism scholar, see documentary evidence that shows moot met with Jeffery Epstein on the same day /pol was launched:
January 31, 2026 at 4:05 AM
I WOULD LIKE TO EXIT THE SIMULATION PLEASE
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It's near-white out conditions in Chicago as the snow comes down, and tonight's anti-ICE/CBP rally is wrapping up in front of city hall.
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
January 31, 2026 at 12:41 AM
It's near-white out conditions in Chicago as the snow comes down, and tonight's anti-ICE/CBP rally is wrapping up in front of city hall.
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
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The crew is stripping the ship for parts
NO SENATE VOTE TONIGHT
Couldn’t get all senators to allow a speedy vote. Schumer tells reporters Lindsey Graham is blocking it. “That’s the holdup,” Schumer tells reporters. Graham wants to keep a provision letting him sue to pocket $500,000 over J6 phone records seized.
Couldn’t get all senators to allow a speedy vote. Schumer tells reporters Lindsey Graham is blocking it. “That’s the holdup,” Schumer tells reporters. Graham wants to keep a provision letting him sue to pocket $500,000 over J6 phone records seized.
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 AM
The crew is stripping the ship for parts
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just choked on my beverage
January 29, 2026 at 11:19 PM
just choked on my beverage
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"You're Under Arrest" OAVs look so beautiful in HD ♡
January 28, 2026 at 12:25 PM
"You're Under Arrest" OAVs look so beautiful in HD ♡
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Cheers @roccobotte.bsky.social ! The Maverick Revolt is almost over!
January 28, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Cheers @roccobotte.bsky.social ! The Maverick Revolt is almost over!
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These people cannot imagine being such a part of a community that the bicycle shop mourns you. It's as alien to them as a language they don't speak.
From Angry Catfish, independent bicycle shop in Minneapolis
January 25, 2026 at 2:26 AM
These people cannot imagine being such a part of a community that the bicycle shop mourns you. It's as alien to them as a language they don't speak.
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There is no level to which these heartless shit-for-brains won’t stoop to inflict cruelty and suffering.
January 22, 2026 at 8:04 PM
There is no level to which these heartless shit-for-brains won’t stoop to inflict cruelty and suffering.